Shrek yells out a surprised 'yelp' as he sees the crossbow bolt coming at him in slow motion, and then Ava suddenly appearing in his side vision, knocking the bolt to the side just enough to cause it to merely scrape his skin. "Tanks little one! Shrek owe you, big time!" he manages to call out before the frothing rage sets in (oops: forgot to Rage first thing in the battle...). He releases the controls of the ballista, and jumps down onto the main deck behind Sailor2, and swipes at her with his halberd-
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Kaz, sewing the shark breach the water, runs full tilt toward it, “There you are, you aquatic *******! Take this!” As they leap forward bringing their wooden Kukri down on the giant shark
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Seeing the shark dive back into the deep, Lucas gives a mental curse, but pivots off the rail and onto his heel as he aims and fires at Sailor 1.
Attack: 25 Damage: 9
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP6), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Shrek5
Oooh, so close!
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP1), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Shrek5
Ava jumps in front Shrek and using her armor as a shield blocks 7 of the damage to him.
Shrek yells out a surprised 'yelp' as he sees the crossbow bolt coming at him in slow motion, and then Ava suddenly appearing in his side vision, knocking the bolt to the side just enough to cause it to merely scrape his skin. "Tanks little one! Shrek owe you, big time!" he manages to call out before the frothing rage sets in (oops: forgot to Rage first thing in the battle...). He releases the controls of the ballista, and jumps down onto the main deck behind Sailor2, and swipes at her with his halberd-
Attack on Sailor2: 18 Damage: 15
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59), Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP1), Sailor2(15)(AC11/HP11), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Shrek5
That is indeed a hit.
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59)UNDER WATER, Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP1), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Shrek5
Percival kill-steals from Jeff and fires an Eldritch Blast at Sailor1
Attack: 14 Damage: 1
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59)UNDER WATER, Sailor1(17)(AC/11/HP1), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Shrek5
That's a kill steal lol.
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59)UNDER WATER, *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Shrek5
The shark emerges to the surface in melee range, ready to unleash more undead sailors on to the ship once it's turn comes around.
Kaz, sewing the shark breach the water, runs full tilt toward it, “There you are, you aquatic *******! Take this!” As they leap forward bringing their wooden Kukri down on the giant shark
Attack: 16 Damage: 10
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Ava will leap out and swing at the shark with her greataxe smiling Attack: 14 Damage: 13
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP59)UNDER WATER, *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Shrek5
Kaz hits! Take THAT you "aquatic *******!" Ava hits! Look at those arms! She must work out.
Percival21, Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP37), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Lucas10, Shrek5
The shark launches onboard again and releases another round of undead sailors! The horror!!
Sailor1: 19
Sailor2: 3
Sailor3: 10
Sailor4: 7
Sailor5: 13
Percival21, Sailor1(19)(AC/11/HP11), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP37), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Sailor5(13)(AC/11/HP11), Lucas10, Sailor3(10)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor4(7)(AC/11/HP11) Shrek5, Sailor2(3)(AC/11/HP11)
Kai takes some inspiration from Ava and tries to attack the shark with his rolling pin of DOOM.
Inflict Wounds Attack: 16 Damage: 20
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Vetis lets out a sigh and targets Babyshark and Sailor5 with chill touch
Babyshark: 8 Damage: 3
Sailor5: 6 Damage: 4
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Percival21, Sailor1(19)(AC/11/HP11), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP37), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Sailor5(13)(AC/11/HP11), Lucas10, Sailor3(10)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor4(7)(AC/11/HP11) Shrek5, Sailor2(3)(AC/11/HP11)
No! Not the rolling pin of DOOM!? A hit! Vetis misses completely!!
Percival21, Sailor1(19)(AC/11/HP11), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP17), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Sailor5(13)(AC/11/HP11), Lucas10, Sailor3(10)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor4(7)(AC/11/HP11) Shrek5, Sailor2(3)(AC/11/HP11)
Jumping back behind the ballista, Shrek fires another shot at BabyShark before it decides to poop out some more undead sailors:
Attack: 10 Damage: 5
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Percival21, Sailor1(19)(AC/11/HP11), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP17), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Sailor5(13)(AC/11/HP11), Lucas10, Sailor3(10)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor4(7)(AC/11/HP11) Shrek5, Sailor2(3)(AC/11/HP11)
That's a miss.
Lucas takes a shot at the Shark, hoping to finish it off.
Attack: 9 Damage: 5
Percival21, Sailor1(19)(AC/11/HP11), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP17), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Sailor5(13)(AC/11/HP11), Lucas10, Sailor3(10)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor4(7)(AC/11/HP11) Shrek5, Sailor2(3)(AC/11/HP11)
That is a hit!
Percival21, Sailor1(19)(AC/11/HP11), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP8), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Sailor5(13)(AC/11/HP11), Lucas10, Sailor3(10)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor4(7)(AC/11/HP11), Shrek5, Sailor2(3)(AC/11/HP11)
Sailor3 fires a crossbow at Lucas!
ARR ME HEARTY Attack: 22 Damage: 3
Sailor4 swings at Kazimir!
YE SCALAWAG Attack: 17 Damage: 3
Percival21, Sailor1(19)(AC/11/HP11), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP8), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Sailor5(13)(AC/11/HP11), Lucas10, Sailor3(10)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor4(7)(AC/11/HP11), Shrek5, Sailor2(3)(AC/11/HP11)
Shrek makes another attempt at kersplatting the BabyShark with the ballista:
Attack: 19 Damage: 13
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Percival21, Sailor1(19)(AC/11/HP11), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP8), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Sailor5(13)(AC/11/HP11), Lucas10, Sailor3(10)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor4(7)(AC/11/HP11), Shrek5, Sailor2(3)(AC/11/HP11)
That's a hit! The massive undead shark crumbles to shards of bone all over the deck, dead.
Percival21, Sailor1(19)(AC/11/HP11), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP8), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Sailor5(13)(AC/11/HP11), Lucas10, Sailor3(10)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor4(7)(AC/11/HP11), Shrek5, Sailor2(3)(AC/11/HP11)
Sailor2 swings at Vetis!
YE SCALAWAG Attack: 21 Damage: 5
Percival21, Sailor1(19)(AC/11/HP11), Ava19, Kazimir19, BabyShark19(AC13/HP8), *****esNHoes15, Vetis14, Sailor5(13)(AC/11/HP11), Lucas10, Sailor3(10)(AC/11/HP11), Sailor4(7)(AC/11/HP11), Shrek5, Sailor2(3)(AC/11/HP11)
"More of you? No problem."
Percival places the Hexblade's Curse on Sailor 1 and attacks.
Attack: 18 Damage: 7
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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