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All right!
Stoopeed Turns his attention to #1:
1- This is still a thing:
A bolt of light shoots from your chest. Another creature of your choice that you can see within 30 feet of you must succeed on a Constitution saving throw or take 1d6 radiant damage and be blinded until the start of your next turn. Until your rage ends, you can use this effect again on each of your turns as a bonus action.
Roll Con Save 13 or take 6 and be BLINDED
2- He attacks (still raging) Recklessly with his Giant Slayer Handaxe.
Attack:Attack: 24 Damage: 11
Note: If Giant size (I think it is) take 3 Then roll DC15 STRENGTH or fall PRONE
3 Then attacks with his Batttleaxe (no str bonus)
Attack: 24 Damage: 18
If he's dead, he proceeds to piss in the cavity of his decapitated body. All that action, and he was holding it for a long time. He really needed to go.
Digg turns his gaze toward the remaining Ogre, the smile widening on his face. "I crush you, too!" he screams giddily. He then guides his Maximilian’s Earthen Grasp over to it.
DC 13 Strength save or restrained and takes 9 bludgeoning damage.
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Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd) Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist) Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
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The ogre has 8 hp left! Bloodied and bruised, he drops to his knees and bellows: 'Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Thunderous footsteps rumble the ground. Trees splinter and crack, clearing way for a gigantic female, her hair black hair matted , her lips curled back in a snarl that reveal rotten teeth. A patchwork of pelts comprise her tunic that barely covers her pendulous sagging teats. A grisly necklace of skulls of humans, elves, dwarves, horses, and bears clatters on a necklace of rope.
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Just enough to hit! Lyoko Is a little shook, uses fighting spirit to gain 5 temp hp and advantage on the attack roll. He goes after big momma using his glaive’s reach.
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Stoopeed, Raging, simply looks at Ogre #1 and propels the radiant energy towards him.
DAMAGE: 4radiant
Roll Con Save 13 or be blinded.
ATTACKING THE MAMA WITH HIS Giant slayer axe, recklesly, raged and blessed.
Attack (add 1 to attack for blessed): 21 Damage: 11
Adding the bonus for Giant:When you hit a giant with it, the giant takes an extra 2d6 damage of the weapon's type and must succeed on a DC 15 Strength saving throw or fall prone. For the purpose of this weapon, "giant" refers to any creature with the giant type, including ettins and trolls.
Giant damage: 6 Roll STRENGHT saving Throw DC15 or fall prone.
SECOND ATTACK:
BattleAxe, Raged Recklesly and Blessed
Add 1 to attack for blessed. Attack: 12 Damage: 10
Digg gasps, letting the earthen fist drop. He reaches into his pouch, pulling out rhubarb and an adder’s stomach that he stretches straight like an arrow. While chanting and miming like he has a bow, the dwarf unleashed an acid arrow at Mama.
Ogre 1 attacks Rhogar with an axe
Attack: 16 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
7 damage
Rhogar quick jumps back a step narrowly dodging the axe. “Ho Ho Ho! You’ll have to try better than that mine friend!”
Rhogar runs up to the restrained Ogre 3 and attacks with his moonblade.
Moonblade ACTIVATE! Attack: 17 Damage: 12
Knowing their may be more bad guys before the day's end, he chooses not to dump a divine smite into the obese beast.
Feeling the excitement of battle, Folsorm whirls to attack Ogre 3
Shortsword Attack: 14 Damage: 5
Shortsword bonus action Attack: 11 Damage: 9
Colossus Slayer (if either hits) 3
Damn....Should have let Folsorm go first. lol
Ogre 3 is dead!
All right!
Stoopeed Turns his attention to #1:
1- This is still a thing:
A bolt of light shoots from your chest. Another creature of your choice that you can see within 30 feet of you must succeed on a Constitution saving throw or take 1d6 radiant damage and be blinded until the start of your next turn. Until your rage ends, you can use this effect again on each of your turns as a bonus action.
Roll Con Save 13 or take 6 and be BLINDED
2- He attacks (still raging) Recklessly with his Giant Slayer Handaxe.
Attack:Attack: 24 Damage: 11
Note: If Giant size (I think it is) take 3 Then roll DC15 STRENGTH or fall PRONE
3 Then attacks with his Batttleaxe (no str bonus)
Attack: 24 Damage: 18
If he's dead, he proceeds to piss in the cavity of his decapitated body. All that action, and he was holding it for a long time. He really needed to go.
Digg turns his gaze toward the remaining Ogre, the smile widening on his face. "I crush you, too!" he screams giddily. He then guides his Maximilian’s Earthen Grasp over to it.
DC 13 Strength save or restrained and takes 9 bludgeoning damage.
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
If anything is left Lyoko attacks it.
Attack: 18 Damage: 7
The ogre has 8 hp left! Bloodied and bruised, he drops to his knees and bellows: 'Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Thunderous footsteps rumble the ground. Trees splinter and crack, clearing way for a gigantic female, her hair black hair matted , her lips curled back in a snarl that reveal rotten teeth. A patchwork of pelts comprise her tunic that barely covers her pendulous sagging teats. A grisly necklace of skulls of humans, elves, dwarves, horses, and bears clatters on a necklace of rope.
She throws a boulder at Lyoko!
Attack: 10 Damage: 18
Just enough to hit! Lyoko Is a little shook, uses fighting spirit to gain 5 temp hp and advantage on the attack roll. He goes after big momma using his glaive’s reach.
Attack: 22 Damage: 8
Rhogar looks around at this friends. "May dee ancients watch over us." His eyes turn white for a moment as a magical aura erupts from his body.
He casts Bless on Folsom, Stoopeed, and Lyoko.
+1d4 to all attack rolls (not damage) and saving throws
He grins widely. "Go get her boys!"
Lyoko hits!
Feeling a surge of holy power spread from his loins, Folsorm strikes at big momma
Shortsword Attack: 17 Damage: 7
Shortsword bonus attack Attack: 16 Damage: 8
Colossus Slayer (if either hits) 4
Stoopeed, Raging, simply looks at Ogre #1 and propels the radiant energy towards him.
DAMAGE: 4 radiant
Roll Con Save 13 or be blinded.
ATTACKING THE MAMA WITH HIS Giant slayer axe, recklesly, raged and blessed.
Attack (add 1 to attack for blessed): 21 Damage: 11
Adding the bonus for Giant:When you hit a giant with it, the giant takes an extra 2d6 damage of the weapon's type and must succeed on a DC 15 Strength saving throw or fall prone. For the purpose of this weapon, "giant" refers to any creature with the giant type, including ettins and trolls.
Giant damage: 6 Roll STRENGHT saving Throw DC15 or fall prone.
SECOND ATTACK:
BattleAxe, Raged Recklesly and Blessed
Add 1 to attack for blessed. Attack: 12 Damage: 10
Digg gasps, letting the earthen fist drop. He reaches into his pouch, pulling out rhubarb and an adder’s stomach that he stretches straight like an arrow. While chanting and miming like he has a bow, the dwarf unleashed an acid arrow at Mama.
Attack: 12 Damage: 13 + bless 2
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Big Mama’s CON save 23
Big Mama’s STR save 23
Big Mama took a powerful salvo of attacks, but she and the ogre are too mean and stupid to run just yet.
71 damage to Big Mama!