ARTHUR: There it is! The Bridge of Death! ROBIN: Oh, great. ARTHUR: Look! There's the old man from Scene 24! BEDEMIR: What is he doing here? ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveller five questions-- GALAHAD: Three questions. ARTHUR: Three questions. He who answers the five questions-- GALAHAD: Three questions. ARTHUR:Three questions may cross in safety. ROBIN: What if you get a question wrong? ARTHUR: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. ROBIN: Oh, I won't go. ARTHUR: Who's going to answer the questions? Sir Robin! ROBIN: Yes? ARTHUR: Brave Sir Robin, you go. ROBIN: Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? LANCELOT: Yes, let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east-- ARTHUR: No, no, hang on, hang on, hang on! Just answer the five questions-- GALAHAD: Three questions. ARTHUR: Three questions as best you can. And we shall watch...and pray. LANCELOT: I understand, my liege. ARTHUR: Good luck, brave Sir Lancelot. God be with you. BRIDGE KEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. LANCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid. BRIDGE KEEPER: What is your name? LANCELOT: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot. BRIDGE KEEPER:What is your quest? LANCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail. BRIDGE KEEPER: What is your favorite color? LANCELOT: Blue. BRIDGE KEEPER: Right. Off you go. LANCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. ROBIN: That's easy! BRIDGE KEEPER: Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I am not afraid. BRIDGE KEEPER: What is your name? ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot. BRIDGE KEEPER: What is your quest? ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail. BRIDGE KEEPER: What is the capital of Assyria? ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! BRIDGE KEEPER: Stop! What is your name? GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot. BRIDGE KEEPER: What is your quest? GALAHAD: I seek the Holy Grail. BRIDGE KEEPER: What is your favorite color? GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh! BRIDGE KEEPER: Heh heh. Stop! What is your name? ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons. BRIDGE KEEPER: What is your quest? ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail. BRIDGE KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? BRIDGE KEEPER: What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! BEDEMIR: How do you know so much about swallows? ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king you know.
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Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
“Also… no seriously… Poppins is using mob tactics here. She wants the job and needs other applicants to go away? Fine. Resorting to physical Violence? That’s a felony!” -Cinemasins.
Baalze: "So I've decided that my character looks as normal as he can on the outside, but on the inside is as horrific as they come. I will intro soon."
Also Baalze: "That is not a figurative inside, by the way."
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Not Xi, he died. This was the Oni
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Sorry, brain fart. I edited it*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
”Gimme a second to calculate the acceleration of a human sized mushroom in water“
— MonksAreGreat70, Bloody Barnacle
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
It’s 0.152 feet per round if anyone cares
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
ARTHUR: There it is! The Bridge of Death!
ROBIN: Oh, great.
ARTHUR: Look! There's the old man from Scene 24!
BEDEMIR: What is he doing here?
ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveller five questions--
GALAHAD: Three questions.
ARTHUR: Three questions. He who answers the five questions--
GALAHAD: Three questions.
ARTHUR:Three questions may cross in safety.
ROBIN: What if you get a question wrong?
ARTHUR: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
ROBIN: Oh, I won't go.
ARTHUR: Who's going to answer the questions? Sir Robin!
ROBIN: Yes?
ARTHUR: Brave Sir Robin, you go.
ROBIN: Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go?
LANCELOT: Yes, let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east--
ARTHUR: No, no, hang on, hang on, hang on! Just answer the five questions--
GALAHAD: Three questions.
ARTHUR: Three questions as best you can. And we shall watch...and pray.
LANCELOT: I understand, my liege.
ARTHUR: Good luck, brave Sir Lancelot. God be with you.
BRIDGE KEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LANCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
BRIDGE KEEPER: What is your name?
LANCELOT: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
BRIDGE KEEPER:What is your quest?
LANCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGE KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LANCELOT: Blue.
BRIDGE KEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LANCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
ROBIN: That's easy!
BRIDGE KEEPER: Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGE KEEPER: What is your name?
ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot.
BRIDGE KEEPER: What is your quest?
ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGE KEEPER: What is the capital of Assyria?
ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
BRIDGE KEEPER: Stop! What is your name?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
BRIDGE KEEPER: What is your quest?
GALAHAD: I seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGE KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!
BRIDGE KEEPER: Heh heh. Stop! What is your name?
ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
BRIDGE KEEPER: What is your quest?
ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGE KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
BRIDGE KEEPER: What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
BEDEMIR: How do you know so much about swallows?
ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king you know.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
"Normiah grabs the child and throws them into the water." -me, Bloody Barnacle
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Don’t touch that! It ate my mushroom elf spider!
-me, the Bloody Barnacle
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Philosophy . . . that can really mess you up.”
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
—Neil deGrasse Tyson
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
“Time to FlooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaT!”
- Pennywise the dancing spider clown, IT Chapter 2.
"Like, sheesh, you eat ONE baby and everyone loses their MINDS!"
- Jåxx
(from the 7 Rings Bar)
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
“Also… no seriously… Poppins is using mob tactics here. She wants the job and needs other applicants to go away? Fine. Resorting to physical Violence? That’s a felony!” -Cinemasins.
Baalze: "So I've decided that my character looks as normal as he can on the outside, but on the inside is as horrific as they come. I will intro soon."
Also Baalze: "That is not a figurative inside, by the way."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"That thang ain't no bike... that's a tank. A karate tank."
-me, giving y'all no context
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
lol venerable land raiders are dope
Don’t get too questiony, QUESTION BOY
-Fry, Buttons’ Best
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
lol
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
“You think that semi colon was a mistake? No, it was juicy bait and she unhinged her jaw and swallowed it whole.”
“I licked a bag of severed hands once. That doesn’t make me a cannibal!” -Pch-Ptah, thri-kreen ranger/sorcerer/drug addict
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Rest in peace, Andre Braugher.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.