"The day I press shuffle on my Spotify playlist is the day I've given up on life. And that day may be comin' soon."
- Me
"You good man?"
-Me
"If I said yes would you believe me?"
- Me
"Well probably not now that you said that. What's up?"
-Me
*Stares you straight in the eyes* "Nothin'! I'm fine."
- Me, now with a smile plastered across my face
"Welp, I don't really believe that..."
-Me
*Casts charm person on you* "Yes, you absolutely believe it."
- Me
"*Succeeds the wisdom save* Nuh uh"
-Me
*Eye twitches as my smile grows menacin'* "Well, then. How 'bout we try somethin' else?" *Casts modify memory on you and erases this conversation from your mind*
"Nuh uh"
-Me again
"Owo Rp?"
-Me
"Huh?"
-Me
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"I just condemned an immortal squid to a life sentence."
"What? I gotta know what that's from."
-Me
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"I just condemned an immortal squid to a life sentence."
"What? I gotta know what that's from."
-Me
"Me, actually. Particularly playing Cult of the Lamb like a lot of my other quotes (spoilers if you are/want to play it).
There's a squid guy that you can indoctrinate named Kallamar, and when you indoctrinate followers they get random traits. Mine got hot tempered, so he might start fights with other followers. Normally I sacrifice the hot tempered people but this guy is such a big character that I didn't want to. He fought with one in particular for a while and they somehow went from enemies to friends, but then he started fighting that person's lover who was also my very first follower and disciple and ended up KILLING them. Right after I promoted him to disciple, too! We have resurrections so I revived them instantly, but I'm so tired of Kallamar's (gp) that I imprisoned him. And since he has a necklace that makes him unable to die of old age, and the prison halts things like hunger and disease, he's gonna be there forever, thinking about his actions for eternity. The punishment for murder is LIFE in prison, after all. :)"
"I just condemned an immortal squid to a life sentence."
"What? I gotta know what that's from."
-Me
"Me, actually. Particularly playing Cult of the Lamb like a lot of my other quotes (spoilers if you are/want to play it).
There's a squid guy that you can indoctrinate named Kallamar, and when you indoctrinate followers they get random traits. Mine got hot tempered, so he might start fights with other followers. Normally I sacrifice the hot tempered people but this guy is such a big character that I didn't want to. He fought with one in particular for a while and they somehow went from enemies to friends, but then he started fighting that person's lover who was also my very first follower and disciple and ended up KILLING them. Right after I promoted him to disciple, too! We have resurrections so I revived them instantly, but I'm so tired of Kallamar's (gp) that I imprisoned him. And since he has a necklace that makes him unable to die of old age, and the prison halts things like hunger and disease, he's gonna be there forever, thinking about his actions for eternity. The punishment for murder is LIFE in prison, after all. :)"
-Me
"Ok thanx!"
-Me again
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"I just condemned an immortal squid to a life sentence."
"What? I gotta know what that's from."
-Me
"Me, actually. Particularly playing Cult of the Lamb like a lot of my other quotes (spoilers if you are/want to play it).
There's a squid guy that you can indoctrinate named Kallamar, and when you indoctrinate followers they get random traits. Mine got hot tempered, so he might start fights with other followers. Normally I sacrifice the hot tempered people but this guy is such a big character that I didn't want to. He fought with one in particular for a while and they somehow went from enemies to friends, but then he started fighting that person's lover who was also my very first follower and disciple and ended up KILLING them. Right after I promoted him to disciple, too! We have resurrections so I revived them instantly, but I'm so tired of Kallamar's (gp) that I imprisoned him. And since he has a necklace that makes him unable to die of old age, and the prison halts things like hunger and disease, he's gonna be there forever, thinking about his actions for eternity. The punishment for murder is LIFE in prison, after all. :)"
-Me
"Ok thanx!"
-Me again
"No problem!"
-Me again
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Be careful where you're swinging that rusty old thing! I am Zote the Mighty, a knight of great renown! Do not get in my way again, or else you shall feel the sting of my weapon, 'life ender'!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
"Huh?"
-Me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"We should probably cut these quote chains."
-Me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Okay X3"
- mE
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"I just condemned an immortal squid to a life sentence."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Heathers- Mean Girls with a Kill Count.”
"What? I gotta know what that's from."
-Me
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
"Me, actually. Particularly playing Cult of the Lamb like a lot of my other quotes (spoilers if you are/want to play it).
There's a squid guy that you can indoctrinate named Kallamar, and when you indoctrinate followers they get random traits. Mine got hot tempered, so he might start fights with other followers. Normally I sacrifice the hot tempered people but this guy is such a big character that I didn't want to. He fought with one in particular for a while and they somehow went from enemies to friends, but then he started fighting that person's lover who was also my very first follower and disciple and ended up KILLING them. Right after I promoted him to disciple, too! We have resurrections so I revived them instantly, but I'm so tired of Kallamar's (gp) that I imprisoned him. And since he has a necklace that makes him unable to die of old age, and the prison halts things like hunger and disease, he's gonna be there forever, thinking about his actions for eternity. The punishment for murder is LIFE in prison, after all. :)"
-Me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Ok thanx!"
-Me again
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
"No problem!"
-Me again
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I can cry on command; I just think of babies falling, the tears are tears of laughter, but nobody needs to know..."
"Big sword, bigger brain"
-BigBrainGoblin
"All is fair in love and war"
"Whoever laughs last, laughs best"
Owen is here. enjoy my favorite game. I like DND. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
"How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?" Emperor Shen, Kung Fu Panda 2
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
"Skadoosh"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
"Quit, don't quit. Noodles, don't noodles." Master Oogway, Kung Fu Panda
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
"You don't see anything suspicious."
-Me when I want to mess with my players.
Forever DM and forever thrilled about it.
“Don’t blink, blink and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t. Blink.”
-Blink, Dr. Who.
"Hey! I saved you, and you're attacking me! I was gonna kill you after, but you didn't know that!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Be careful where you're swinging that rusty old thing! I am Zote the Mighty, a knight of great renown! Do not get in my way again, or else you shall feel the sting of my weapon, 'life ender'!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
“You Don’t… sound Russian?”
”why would I sound like anything, Dear? I’m plastic! I don’t even have a voicebox, I had to borrow this one… don’t turn on the light.”
”are you… are you going to kill me?”
”Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-… well, yes, but not for a good long while yet!”
"... What is this." -Gonzalo1.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
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