"if there were an answer i could give you how the universe works, it wouldn't be special. it would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. it would just be a big, dumb food processor. but, since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it's euphoria." –Janet
And here is a more silly one to balance it out.
"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
“You were fire/a raging flame/but flaming rage/it causes pain/so could you just/cool down a bit/today?” - Are you listening?
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. - Salvador Dalí
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“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
"At their core, all fear boil down to fear of the unknown or fear of lack of control. Humanity can do anything, overtake anything, and adapt to anything, but when it can't it crumbles like a house of cards."
"(Hopping away on one foot) Ow my toe, ow my toe, ow my toe"
-Both by me
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Emma Frost may be hot but OH MY GOD I hate that stupid chokeslam! Actually, no, Spider Man hates that chokeslam. I'd LOVE her to do that to me. All day."
-My friend playing Marvel Rivals. Yes, I'm concerned about him.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"Emma Frost may be hot but OH MY GOD I hate that stupid chokeslam! Actually, no, Spider Man hates that chokeslam. I'd LOVE her to do that to me. All day."
-My friend playing Marvel Rivals. Yes, I'm concerned about him.
As a spiderman player, that is the most real thing I've ever heard from a fellow spiderman. Yes, I'm also concerned about me.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Emma Frost may be hot but OH MY GOD I hate that stupid chokeslam! Actually, no, Spider Man hates that chokeslam. I'd LOVE her to do that to me. All day."
-My friend playing Marvel Rivals. Yes, I'm concerned about him.
As a spiderman player, that is the most real thing I've ever heard from a fellow spiderman. Yes, I'm also concerned about me.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
"Emma Frost may be hot but OH MY GOD I hate that stupid chokeslam! Actually, no, Spider Man hates that chokeslam. I'd LOVE her to do that to me. All day."
-My friend playing Marvel Rivals. Yes, I'm concerned about him.
As a spiderman player, that is the most real thing I've ever heard from a fellow spiderman. Yes, I'm also concerned about me.
Eyy fellow Rivals player!
Stuck in bronze two, but yes. Spiderman and Iron fist are my mains.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Emma Frost may be hot but OH MY GOD I hate that stupid chokeslam! Actually, no, Spider Man hates that chokeslam. I'd LOVE her to do that to me. All day."
-My friend playing Marvel Rivals. Yes, I'm concerned about him.
As a spiderman player, that is the most real thing I've ever heard from a fellow spiderman. Yes, I'm also concerned about me.
Eyy fellow Rivals player!
Stuck in bronze two, but yes. Spiderman and Iron fist are my mains.
I haven't even gotten out of Bronze III yet. I main... several people, but competitively it's either Jeff or Thor.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
I'm currently locked out of most forums, hopefully I'll fix it soon.
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
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"Ah, farts. I got caught." - Eda the Owl Lady
I'm just a gay lil'....
Well, a gay lil' something.
*shakes hand* “Madeline Knife. Of the Knife Family. Our business is business.”
“Unfortunately, my doctor said I can’t participate in any activities that may make me seem down to earth.”
“You bought me a gift? I could cry, but the only emotions I experience are anger and triumph.”
“I just had my hair dyed EVIL blonde!”
“Very good!”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
“You were fire/a raging flame/but flaming rage/it causes pain/so could you just/cool down a bit/today?” - Are you listening?
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
"Why is your leg so smooth? It's built like a freaking marble counter."
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. - Salvador Dalí
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
extd sig?
"At their core, all fear boil down to fear of the unknown or fear of lack of control. Humanity can do anything, overtake anything, and adapt to anything, but when it can't it crumbles like a house of cards."
"(Hopping away on one foot) Ow my toe, ow my toe, ow my toe"
-Both by me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I like trains."
I'm just a gay lil'....
Well, a gay lil' something.
"You put green Jell-O in the detention pit!"
"It was his birthday! He liked it!"
I'm just a gay lil'....
Well, a gay lil' something.
“What doesn’t kill you makes you hotter!”
“Like wildfires and volcanoes!” -me
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"Emma Frost may be hot but OH MY GOD I hate that stupid chokeslam! Actually, no, Spider Man hates that chokeslam. I'd LOVE her to do that to me. All day."
-My friend playing Marvel Rivals. Yes, I'm concerned about him.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
As a spiderman player, that is the most real thing I've ever heard from a fellow spiderman. Yes, I'm also concerned about me.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Eyy fellow Rivals player!
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Stuck in bronze two, but yes. Spiderman and Iron fist are my mains.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
I haven't even gotten out of Bronze III yet. I main... several people, but competitively it's either Jeff or Thor.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
"Higher beings, these words are for you alone."
"You can't decipher the rest of the tablet."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
I'm currently locked out of most forums, hopefully I'll fix it soon.
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX