*By the way, who thinks thiswould be good music for a big event where a bunch of our characters fight? Alexius would totally host one if anyone else is interested.*
*What’s it called?*
*The song is Mayhem. The event would be "Fight of the Godless".
Also, here's the alt link for if you don't have a Pandora account: Soundcloud*
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
“Uhhhhhhhhh as long as I get breaks and you don’t make me hurt my friends.”
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
*WAIT DON'T SIGN THE CONTRACT DOES NOT SPECIFY WHAT THE CONTRACTOR WILL DO*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
“It’s weird. Some worlds don’t even have magic.”
Alexius tilts his head. "Well, that I've never heard of. Goodness, that would be difficult."
“It would be…”
"Say, what are your thoughts on a... arena competition, of sorts? Not necessarily lethal..."
“Hmmmmm. I think it would be fun to watch as long as nobody dies.”
Alexius nods. "I got the impression that would be your opinion."
“But some people might use it as an excuse to kill people, and say it was an accident.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
“Uhhhhhhhhh as long as I get breaks and you don’t make me hurt my friends.”
"Deal"
He shakes.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
*WAIT DON'T SIGN THE CONTRACT DOES NOT SPECIFY WHAT THE CONTRACTOR WILL DO*
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
*WAIT DON'T SIGN THE CONTRACT DOES NOT SPECIFY WHAT THE CONTRACTOR WILL DO*
*So? That makes it interesting. I would love to read about the chaos that ensues because of that.*
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If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
“It’s weird. Some worlds don’t even have magic.”
Alexius tilts his head. "Well, that I've never heard of. Goodness, that would be difficult."
“It would be…”
"Say, what are your thoughts on a... arena competition, of sorts? Not necessarily lethal..."
“Hmmmmm. I think it would be fun to watch as long as nobody dies.”
Alexius nods. "I got the impression that would be your opinion."
“But some people might use it as an excuse to kill people, and say it was an accident.”
He nods. "However, there is also the matter were I don't believe denizens of this realm permanently die. It would be merely a temporary inconvenience for most."
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If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
“Probably not…”
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Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
“It’s weird. Some worlds don’t even have magic.”
Alexius tilts his head. "Well, that I've never heard of. Goodness, that would be difficult."
“It would be…”
"Say, what are your thoughts on a... arena competition, of sorts? Not necessarily lethal..."
“Hmmmmm. I think it would be fun to watch as long as nobody dies.”
Alexius nods. "I got the impression that would be your opinion."
“But some people might use it as an excuse to kill people, and say it was an accident.”
He nods. "However, there is also the matter were I don't believe denizens of this realm permanently die. It would be merely a temporary inconvenience for most."
“I want to fight. Get stronger.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
*Also, wait, is Max talking to both Alexius and Tarasque's guy?*
*Timeskip. I’d say Alexius first then Chaos.*
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
“Probably not…”
"Great..." He sighs "Can you make me a drink?"
*Actually, I have an idea. You guys want to try and do a three-way RP where Max introduces Alexius to Tarasque's guy?*
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If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
“Probably not…”
"Great..." He sighs "Can you make me a drink?"
“What do you have to make a drink with?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
“It’s weird. Some worlds don’t even have magic.”
Alexius tilts his head. "Well, that I've never heard of. Goodness, that would be difficult."
“It would be…”
"Say, what are your thoughts on a... arena competition, of sorts? Not necessarily lethal..."
“Hmmmmm. I think it would be fun to watch as long as nobody dies.”
Alexius nods. "I got the impression that would be your opinion."
“But some people might use it as an excuse to kill people, and say it was an accident.”
He nods. "However, there is also the matter were I don't believe denizens of this realm permanently die. It would be merely a temporary inconvenience for most."
“I want to fight. Get stronger.”
Alexius smiles. "That is the point."
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If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
“It’s weird. Some worlds don’t even have magic.”
Alexius tilts his head. "Well, that I've never heard of. Goodness, that would be difficult."
“It would be…”
"Say, what are your thoughts on a... arena competition, of sorts? Not necessarily lethal..."
“Hmmmmm. I think it would be fun to watch as long as nobody dies.”
Alexius nods. "I got the impression that would be your opinion."
“But some people might use it as an excuse to kill people, and say it was an accident.”
He nods. "However, there is also the matter were I don't believe denizens of this realm permanently die. It would be merely a temporary inconvenience for most."
“I want to fight. Get stronger.”
Alexius smiles. "That is the point."
“But if I die, I won’t come back to life.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
“Probably not…”
"Great..." He sighs "Can you make me a drink?"
“What do you have to make a drink with?”
"I might have spellcasting components? Can't you use your magic?"
*The song is Mayhem. The event would be "Fight of the Godless".
Also, here's the alt link for if you don't have a Pandora account: Soundcloud*
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
"Deal"
Sig but long ^w^
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Alexius nods. "I got the impression that would be your opinion."
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
*WAIT DON'T SIGN THE CONTRACT DOES NOT SPECIFY WHAT THE CONTRACTOR WILL DO*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
“But some people might use it as an excuse to kill people, and say it was an accident.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
He shakes.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*Forgot to say that (But my guy can't lie)*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*So? That makes it interesting. I would love to read about the chaos that ensues because of that.*
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
He nods. "However, there is also the matter were I don't believe denizens of this realm permanently die. It would be merely a temporary inconvenience for most."
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
“Probably not…”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
“I want to fight. Get stronger.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*Also, wait, is Max talking to both Alexius and Tarasque's guy?*
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
"Great..." He sighs "Can you make me a drink?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Timeskip. I’d say Alexius first then Chaos.*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*Actually, I have an idea. You guys want to try and do a three-way RP where Max introduces Alexius to Tarasque's guy?*
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
“What do you have to make a drink with?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
Alexius smiles. "That is the point."
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
“But if I die, I won’t come back to life.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"I might have spellcasting components? Can't you use your magic?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.