“Oh, I’m just looking for supplies to build a base.”
“A foolish endeavor. The murderous nature of the beings here would reduce such a thing to rubble as the structure I stand on long before you finish.” The angel says flatly. “Unless thou intends to hide it.”
Hey Cyno I'm back what's been going on while I was away?
*Bananer and Platy’s characters are discussing something, Dragon Tamer and Platy’s characters are threatening eachother, Bananer’s character is searching for supplies and talking to Correlion, and Correlion is sparring with one of Platy’s characters.*
*I see and did you'r character decide to join our alliance?*
He launches a shot at you: Attack: 25 Damage: 22 piercing, plus 7 force on a hit. If that hits, then:
Attack: 17 Damage: 16 piercing, plus 8 force on a hit.
(Just giving myself a surprise round bc that makes sense? If it doesn't, I'll just make that turn 1)
Init:22
Yes :] one hit
Correlion whirls around in an instant, one arm transforming into a blade, the other two summoning an ornate musket overlayed with brass. They take to the sky, flying 60 ft upwards. “Foolish beast.” The angel twitches. “Thou shall know true pain.”
Attack: 33 Damage: 19 If that hits, Attack: 20 Damage: 28
(It changed your attack numbers? I just saw 17 and 28 on the first and then 31 and 20 on the second?)
He spins the pistol and blasts upward. Attack: 20 Damage: 21
On a hit: 31 Damage: 22
<Also, lol, I forgot to add my PB to the attack roll for my surprise round attacks, so you actually took 4 more damage than I thought>
*DDB does that randomly, I think when you refresh the page too quickly. I didn’t edit the post though. That misses then? Also I’m in your long range, so you have disadvantage on both of those attacks.*
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"Good. I'd like to meet this 'Casey' later if that would be possible. But for now, tell me about you."
*Pulls up interview-ah looking chair*
“Ummmm I’m Kalkin, people call me Kal, I really like blood, and I don’t like wretched human scum.”
"You and I both, comrade. Is there anything else I should know?"
“Not much! I’m just looking for friends and food.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“Oh, I’m just looking for supplies to build a base.”
“A foolish endeavor. The murderous nature of the beings here would reduce such a thing to rubble as the structure I stand on long before you finish.” The angel says flatly. “Unless thou intends to hide it.”
“Not if we defend it well!”
They chuckle a bit. “Your tenacity is amusing. How long has thine existance been on this plane?”
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“Oh, I’m just looking for supplies to build a base.”
“A foolish endeavor. The murderous nature of the beings here would reduce such a thing to rubble as the structure I stand on long before you finish.” The angel says flatly. “Unless thou intends to hide it.”
Hey Cyno I'm back what's been going on while I was away?
Despite me warning people not to, everyone seems to want to RP/fight with the Metal One.
I need XP so bad…
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
He launches a shot at you: Attack: 25 Damage: 22 piercing, plus 7 force on a hit. If that hits, then:
Attack: 17 Damage: 16 piercing, plus 8 force on a hit.
(Just giving myself a surprise round bc that makes sense? If it doesn't, I'll just make that turn 1)
Init:22
Yes :] one hit
Correlion whirls around in an instant, one arm transforming into a blade, the other two summoning an ornate musket overlayed with brass. They take to the sky, flying 60 ft upwards. “Foolish beast.” The angel twitches. “Thou shall know true pain.”
Attack: 33 Damage: 19 If that hits, Attack: 20 Damage: 28
(It changed your attack numbers? I just saw 17 and 28 on the first and then 31 and 20 on the second?)
He spins the pistol and blasts upward. Attack: 20 Damage: 21
On a hit: 31 Damage: 22
<Also, lol, I forgot to add my PB to the attack roll for my surprise round attacks, so you actually took 4 more damage than I thought>
*DDB does that randomly, I think when you refresh the page too quickly. I didn’t edit the post though. That misses then? Also I’m in your long range, so you have disadvantage on both of those attacks.*
<Err... about that... I'm just using reskinned Hunter's Rifle to match the damage output of Rend. It's not mechanically different, considering he only uses one pistol, so it's just flavor text. Also yes, that misses.>
*I see and did you'r character decide to join our alliance?*
*They’re on the fence about it.*
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"Good. I'd like to meet this 'Casey' later if that would be possible. But for now, tell me about you."
*Pulls up interview-ah looking chair*
“Ummmm I’m Kalkin, people call me Kal, I really like blood, and I don’t like wretched human scum.”
"You and I both, comrade. Is there anything else I should know?"
“Not much! I’m just looking for friends and food.”
"Um. You say you're searching for 'food?' Do you, perhaps, use the terms friends and food interchangeably?"
“No, I don’t eat my friends! Don’t worry. But I won’t hesitate to eat anyone who isn’t my friend.”
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“Oh, I’m just looking for supplies to build a base.”
“A foolish endeavor. The murderous nature of the beings here would reduce such a thing to rubble as the structure I stand on long before you finish.” The angel says flatly. “Unless thou intends to hide it.”
Hey Cyno I'm back what's been going on while I was away?
Despite me warning people not to, everyone seems to want to RP/fight with the Metal One.
I need XP so bad…
"Me too I have a plan to do just that if you want to join
"Good. I'd like to meet this 'Casey' later if that would be possible. But for now, tell me about you."
*Pulls up interview-ah looking chair*
“Ummmm I’m Kalkin, people call me Kal, I really like blood, and I don’t like wretched human scum.”
"You and I both, comrade. Is there anything else I should know?"
“Not much! I’m just looking for friends and food.”
"Um. You say you're searching for 'food?' Do you, perhaps, use the terms friends and food interchangeably?"
“No, I don’t eat my friends! Don’t worry. But I won’t hesitate to eat anyone who isn’t my friend.”
"I see. And do you consider me to be a 'friend' to you?"
“If you want to be friends, then sure!”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
<Err... about that... I'm just using reskinned Hunter's Rifle to match the damage output of Rend. It's not mechanically different, considering he only uses one pistol, so it's just flavor text. Also yes, that misses.>
*Gotcha. Two hits.*
Correlion flies up another 20 ft, shoots, then moves another 40 ft upwards, putting them in long range. (120 ft total)
Attack: 30 Damage: 23 If that hits Attack: 26 Damage: 22
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“Oh, I’m just looking for supplies to build a base.”
“A foolish endeavor. The murderous nature of the beings here would reduce such a thing to rubble as the structure I stand on long before you finish.” The angel says flatly. “Unless thou intends to hide it.”
“Not if we defend it well!”
They chuckle a bit. “Your tenacity is amusing. How long has thine existance been on this plane?”
“Not long. You?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*Oh and Platy did you see my recommendation for the regeneration? As it stands now, pretty much everyone with that feature is effectively immortal, the only revision would be that you stop regenerating at 0 hp.*
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<Err... about that... I'm just using reskinned Hunter's Rifle to match the damage output of Rend. It's not mechanically different, considering he only uses one pistol, so it's just flavor text. Also yes, that misses.>
*Gotcha. Two hits.*
Correlion flies up another 20 ft, shoots, then moves another 40 ft upwards, putting them in long range. (120 ft total)
Attack: 32 Damage: 21 If that hits Attack: 28 Damage: 24
<Okey; two hits. Also, how are you getting the +14 bonus to attack rolls? I can't find anything that would do such a thing.>
He ascends after you, moving 15 feet upwards.
Attack: 16 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. + 8 force
*Oh and Platy did you see my recommendation for the regeneration? As it stands now, pretty much everyone with that feature is effectively immortal, the only revision would be that you stop regenerating at 0 hp.*
<We're considering doing something like that, but we're not sure.>
<Err... about that... I'm just using reskinned Hunter's Rifle to match the damage output of Rend. It's not mechanically different, considering he only uses one pistol, so it's just flavor text. Also yes, that misses.>
*Gotcha. Two hits.*
Correlion flies up another 20 ft, shoots, then moves another 40 ft upwards, putting them in long range. (120 ft total)
Attack: 32 Damage: 21 If that hits Attack: 28 Damage: 24
<Okey; two hits. Also, how are you getting the +14 bonus to attack rolls? I can't find anything that would do such a thing.>
He ascends after you, moving 15 feet upwards.
Attack: 26 Damage: 24 + 3 force
On hit, attack: 31 Damage: 34 + 2 force
*+7 dex, Master of Pain (+3), +4 PB (Unholy Strengths) which puts me at +14. Also you’re now 105 ft away, so you’re still at long range which gives you disadvantage on both of those attacks. Two crits is crazy though.*
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*I see and did you'r character decide to join our alliance?*
"You and I both, comrade. Is there anything else I should know?"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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*DDB does that randomly, I think when you refresh the page too quickly. I didn’t edit the post though. That misses then? Also I’m in your long range, so you have disadvantage on both of those attacks.*
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Not much! I’m just looking for friends and food.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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They chuckle a bit. “Your tenacity is amusing. How long has thine existance been on this plane?”
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making a smoothie for meta
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I need XP so bad…
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making a smoothie for meta
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<Err... about that... I'm just using reskinned Hunter's Rifle to match the damage output of Rend. It's not mechanically different, considering he only uses one pistol, so it's just flavor text. Also yes, that misses.>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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"Um. You say you're searching for 'food?' Do you, perhaps, use the terms friends and food interchangeably?"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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*They’re on the fence about it.*
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“No, I don’t eat my friends! Don’t worry. But I won’t hesitate to eat anyone who isn’t my friend.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"Me too I have a plan to do just that if you want to join
"I see. And do you consider me to be a 'friend' to you?"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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“If you want to be friends, then sure!”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*Gotcha. Two hits.*
Correlion flies up another 20 ft, shoots, then moves another 40 ft upwards, putting them in long range. (120 ft total)
Attack: 30 Damage: 23
If that hits Attack: 26 Damage: 22
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“Not long. You?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*Oh and Platy did you see my recommendation for the regeneration? As it stands now, pretty much everyone with that feature is effectively immortal, the only revision would be that you stop regenerating at 0 hp.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
<Okey; two hits. Also, how are you getting the +14 bonus to attack rolls? I can't find anything that would do such a thing.>
He ascends after you, moving 15 feet upwards.
Attack: 16 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. + 8 force
On hit, attack: 28 Damage: 17 + 6 force
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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<We're considering doing something like that, but we're not sure.>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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*+7 dex, Master of Pain (+3), +4 PB (Unholy Strengths) which puts me at +14. Also you’re now 105 ft away, so you’re still at long range which gives you disadvantage on both of those attacks. Two crits is crazy though.*
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making a smoothie for meta
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"Oh, of course!" he stands up. "that should be enough. Is there anything more you'd like to ask?
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
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