*Oh, and your light crossbow would only do 3d8, not 4d8. Simple ranged weapons dont use your Rend damage, only melee weapons.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Cat burglar is fitting, and I am well aware of the oath."
“And you are willing to swear it?”
"Yes"
*sort of glad you havent looked at Farge stats*
*looking at it now, which part are you referring to <:*
"What skills do you possess?"
*No, NO, you aren't supposed to look at it!*
"Many things, including a light crossbow"
*The light crossbow deals 5d8+7. made that just to annoy you :)*
*It does 4d8, not 5d8 :| why are you trying to annoy me*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Cat burglar is fitting, and I am well aware of the oath."
“And you are willing to swear it?”
"Yes"
*sort of glad you havent looked at Farge stats*
*looking at it now, which part are you referring to <:*
"What skills do you possess?"
*No, NO, you aren't supposed to look at it!*
"Many things, including a light crossbow"
*The light crossbow deals 5d8+7. made that just to annoy you :)*
*It does 4d8, not 5d8 :| why are you trying to annoy me*
*it does 5d8+7 to a large or bigger PC*
*I have ADHD, you told me that I can't do it. I did it :)*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
*I have ADHD, you told me that I can't do it. I did it :)*
*it’s not impossible. i could get it higher.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I have ADHD, you told me that I can't do it. I did it :)*
*it’s not impossible. i could get it higher.*
*and now who's one-upping me?*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
“Interesting. It is similar to my secondary weapon.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I have ADHD, you told me that I can't do it. I did it :)*
*it’s not impossible. i could get it higher.*
*and now who's one-upping me?*
*im very competitive*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Interesting. It is similar to my secondary weapon.”
"So you like crossbows too?"
*That's his secondary weapon?*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
*I have ADHD, you told me that I can't do it. I did it :)*
*it’s not impossible. i could get it higher.*
*and now who's one-upping me?*
*im very competitive*
*Fine, I'll one-up you
Melee weapon, unholy giant slayer. 6d8+7*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
After the summoning circle is empty once more, a very small sigil appears by the edge. A little pointed head pops out of it, followed by part of a wormlike body and a pair of small, sickle-shaped wings. Although there seems to be more to the unusual creature's body, it doesn't appear. The creature strains to get free from the sigil, wriggling and flapping its wings, but it is quite stuck. It begins mewling pitifully for help.
*the unholy baby has arrived*
The little creature continues crying loudly. Its cries are beginning to attract some more savage beings...
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
“Interesting. It is similar to my secondary weapon.”
"So you like crossbows too?"
*That's his secondary weapon?*
*Yes, they haven’t used their main weapon yet because they reserve it for worthy opponents.*
”To an extent. They are effective, and do their job well, even if it lacks the finesse I would prefer.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Interesting. It is similar to my secondary weapon.”
"So you like crossbows too?"
*That's his secondary weapon?*
*Yes, they haven’t used their main weapon yet because they reserve it for worthy opponents.*
”To an extent. They are effective, and do their job well, even if it lacks the finesse I would prefer.”
"What's your main weapon?"
*Is it a finesse weapon?*
*Have you found the thing im talking about?*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
*I have ADHD, you told me that I can't do it. I did it :)*
*it’s not impossible. i could get it higher.*
*and now who's one-upping me?*
*im very competitive*
*Fine, I'll one-up you
Melee weapon, unholy giant slayer. 6d8+7*
*im not revealing my secrets for getting higher than that on main*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I have ADHD, you told me that I can't do it. I did it :)*
*it’s not impossible. i could get it higher.*
*and now who's one-upping me?*
*im very competitive*
*Fine, I'll one-up you
Melee weapon, unholy giant slayer. 6d8+7*
*im not revealing my secrets for getting higher than that on main*
*thats at level 1*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
*I don’t see anything relating to deals if that’s what you meant?*
Correlion smiles somewhat. “They have yet to see battle here. I have not met a worthy enough opponent.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I don’t see anything relating to deals if that’s what you meant?*
Correlion smiles somewhat. “They have yet to see battle here. I have not met a worthy enough opponent.”
*It's what you don't see that is important*
"Is everyone here weak then?"
*Do you want to know what Hettie's doing? I tell if Correlion doesn't react "small smirking"*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
After the summoning circle is empty once more, a very small sigil appears by the edge. A little pointed head pops out of it, followed by part of a wormlike body and a pair of small, sickle-shaped wings. Although there seems to be more to the unusual creature's body, it doesn't appear. The creature strains to get free from the sigil, wriggling and flapping its wings, but it is quite stuck. It begins mewling pitifully for help.
*the unholy baby has arrived*
The little creature continues crying loudly. Its cries are beginning to attract some more savage beings...
Sylvern trots over, his lance dragging along the floor as a clear indication to any others that he will happily kill them if given the opportunity. The wolfman leans down and tries to help the creature out of the circle. “Hey there uh.. baby.. thing.. just stay still.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I have ADHD, you told me that I can't do it. I did it :)*
*it’s not impossible. i could get it higher.*
*and now who's one-upping me?*
*im very competitive*
*Fine, I'll one-up you
Melee weapon, unholy giant slayer. 6d8+7*
*im not revealing my secrets for getting higher than that on main*
*thats at level 1*
*Yes I know. I can get up to 9d8 at level one.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Oh, and your light crossbow would only do 3d8, not 4d8. Simple ranged weapons dont use your Rend damage, only melee weapons.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*It does 4d8, not 5d8 :| why are you trying to annoy me*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*it does 5d8+7 to a large or bigger PC*
*I have ADHD, you told me that I can't do it. I did it :)*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*it’s not impossible. i could get it higher.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*and now who's one-upping me?*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
“Interesting. It is similar to my secondary weapon.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*im very competitive*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"So you like crossbows too?"
*That's his secondary weapon?*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*Fine, I'll one-up you
Melee weapon, unholy giant slayer. 6d8+7*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
The little creature continues crying loudly. Its cries are beginning to attract some more savage beings...
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
*Yes, they haven’t used their main weapon yet because they reserve it for worthy opponents.*
”To an extent. They are effective, and do their job well, even if it lacks the finesse I would prefer.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"What's your main weapon?"
*Is it a finesse weapon?*
*Have you found the thing im talking about?*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*im not revealing my secrets for getting higher than that on main*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*thats at level 1*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*I don’t see anything relating to deals if that’s what you meant?*
Correlion smiles somewhat. “They have yet to see battle here. I have not met a worthy enough opponent.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
In the corner of his eye he sees a dark purplish black thing dash away suddenly. He looks around and can’t see where it went, or what it is
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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*It's what you don't see that is important*
"Is everyone here weak then?"
*Do you want to know what Hettie's doing? I tell if Correlion doesn't react "small smirking"*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
Sylvern trots over, his lance dragging along the floor as a clear indication to any others that he will happily kill them if given the opportunity. The wolfman leans down and tries to help the creature out of the circle. “Hey there uh.. baby.. thing.. just stay still.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Yes I know. I can get up to 9d8 at level one.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*hello, darlings!*
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