"If you promise to come back, I could put it on your tab. That way you can pay later when you've racked up a high enough number to use those big coins of yours."
"fair enough. this is definitely good enough to come back to"
He smiles, blushing slightly. "Thank you. It's always amazing when someone compliments the coffee. It's one of my little obsessions, you know? Most guards just order it black and then a chocolate donut. Thank you, really, for indulging me like this." He giggles.
"of course"
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He smiles, blushing slightly. "Thank you. It's always amazing when someone compliments the coffee. It's one of my little obsessions, you know? Most guards just order it black and then a chocolate donut. Thank you, really, for indulging me like this." He giggles.
He smiles, blushing slightly. "Thank you. It's always amazing when someone compliments the coffee. It's one of my little obsessions, you know? Most guards just order it black and then a chocolate donut. Thank you, really, for indulging me like this." He giggles.
"of course"
*I think this is a good place to end*
*sure*
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"now. you're going to tell me everything, or I'll chop your hands off"
She gulps. "I mean, I guess it all started when I was sent off to magic school as a kid. I kept on getting bullied, and it just helped me realize how wrong the world was. I decided to fix it, since the gods who created everything weren't trying hard enough. There wasn't perfection anywhere, so I started trying to make my own."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*Maybe it just requires a specific catalyst to kill it, like a weapon forged by a god of light or creation? Something that won't come up unless someone was specifically seeking to kill it.*
"That's good." He pours the rest of the potion out. Healing: 7
*Oh, I know exactly what it would be... The Hollow Knight addiction is strong in this one...*
The void tendrils consume the fluid, and then begin to whip around each other with renewed force. They slowly combine into a bigger shape, a shadowy, horned figure about two feet in height. More void flows up from beneath the ground, flowing into the figure until it finally opens two blank, glowing white eyes. The void beast looks at its reviver silently.
*Oh deary me...*
He looks back at it. He's only about five inches taller, which is significant when the numbers are this small. "You wanna donut?"
The creature cocks its head. It doesn't seem to know what a donut is.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"now. you're going to tell me everything, or I'll chop your hands off"
She gulps. "I mean, I guess it all started when I was sent off to magic school as a kid. I kept on getting bullied, and it just helped me realize how wrong the world was. I decided to fix it, since the gods who created everything weren't trying hard enough. There wasn't perfection anywhere, so I started trying to make my own."
"go on" her face remains completely impassive, her black sclera'd eyes boring into your soul
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
He looks back at it. He's only about five inches taller, which is significant when the numbers are this small. "You wanna donut?"
The creature cocks its head. It doesn't seem to know what a donut is.
He reaches into his bag again, pulling out the pink jelly donut again. "I made this myself. It's food, if you eat that."
As soon as the 4-letter 'F' word is mentioned, the void beast lashes out a tendril of darkness for the donut and pulls it into its body. It seems happy, and points at the bag questioningly.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"now. you're going to tell me everything, or I'll chop your hands off"
She gulps. "I mean, I guess it all started when I was sent off to magic school as a kid. I kept on getting bullied, and it just helped me realize how wrong the world was. I decided to fix it, since the gods who created everything weren't trying hard enough. There wasn't perfection anywhere, so I started trying to make my own."
"go on" her face remains completely impassive, her black sclera'd eyes boring into your soul
"Eventually, I decided to move my base of operations to the Outlands and Sigil, so it was easier to access every world. From there, we started working on achieving perfection in every category. 084 was supposed to have perfection in its form, and the void beast you so callously destroyed, Specimen 666, was meant to have perfection in its power. Both have failed in their functions. 084 received continued experimentation because it showed signs of perfect intellect, until its escape. We need to find out what went so wrong with it that it decided not to obey us."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"now. you're going to tell me everything, or I'll chop your hands off"
She gulps. "I mean, I guess it all started when I was sent off to magic school as a kid. I kept on getting bullied, and it just helped me realize how wrong the world was. I decided to fix it, since the gods who created everything weren't trying hard enough. There wasn't perfection anywhere, so I started trying to make my own."
"go on" her face remains completely impassive, her black sclera'd eyes boring into your soul
"Eventually, I decided to move my base of operations to the Outlands and Sigil, so it was easier to access every world. From there, we started working on achieving perfection in every category. 084 was supposed to have perfection in its form, and the void beast you so callously destroyed, Specimen 666, was meant to have perfection in its power. Both have failed in their functions. 084 received continued experimentation because it showed signs of perfect intellect, until its escape. We need to find out what went so wrong with it that it decided not to obey us."
she nods, her hand gripping her sword handle
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He reaches into his bag again, pulling out the pink jelly donut again. "I made this myself. It's food, if you eat that."
As soon as the 4-letter 'F' word is mentioned, the void beast lashes out a tendril of darkness for the donut and pulls it into its body. It seems happy, and points at the bag questioningly.
"Oh, this is a bag of holding. It's bigger on the inside, so I can put a lot of stuff in it. A lot of people have something called a 'junk drawer' where they put little things they don't know what to do with right now but want to keep anyway. This is kind of like that for me, but I don't have a permanent residence at the moment. I'm not allowed to." He yawns. "Why would anyone try to kill you like that?"
"now. you're going to tell me everything, or I'll chop your hands off"
She gulps. "I mean, I guess it all started when I was sent off to magic school as a kid. I kept on getting bullied, and it just helped me realize how wrong the world was. I decided to fix it, since the gods who created everything weren't trying hard enough. There wasn't perfection anywhere, so I started trying to make my own."
"go on" her face remains completely impassive, her black sclera'd eyes boring into your soul
"Eventually, I decided to move my base of operations to the Outlands and Sigil, so it was easier to access every world. From there, we started working on achieving perfection in every category. 084 was supposed to have perfection in its form, and the void beast you so callously destroyed, Specimen 666, was meant to have perfection in its power. Both have failed in their functions. 084 received continued experimentation because it showed signs of perfect intellect, until its escape. We need to find out what went so wrong with it that it decided not to obey us."
she nods, her hand gripping her sword handle
"So please, kindly give it back. It's the least you can do after destroying the priceless experimental void beast."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
He reaches into his bag again, pulling out the pink jelly donut again. "I made this myself. It's food, if you eat that."
As soon as the 4-letter 'F' word is mentioned, the void beast lashes out a tendril of darkness for the donut and pulls it into its body. It seems happy, and points at the bag questioningly.
"Oh, this is a bag of holding. It's bigger on the inside, so I can put a lot of stuff in it. A lot of people have something called a 'junk drawer' where they put little things they don't know what to do with right now but want to keep anyway. This is kind of like that for me, but I don't have a permanent residence at the moment. I'm not allowed to." He yawns. "Why would anyone try to kill you like that?"
They shrug.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"now. you're going to tell me everything, or I'll chop your hands off"
She gulps. "I mean, I guess it all started when I was sent off to magic school as a kid. I kept on getting bullied, and it just helped me realize how wrong the world was. I decided to fix it, since the gods who created everything weren't trying hard enough. There wasn't perfection anywhere, so I started trying to make my own."
"go on" her face remains completely impassive, her black sclera'd eyes boring into your soul
"Eventually, I decided to move my base of operations to the Outlands and Sigil, so it was easier to access every world. From there, we started working on achieving perfection in every category. 084 was supposed to have perfection in its form, and the void beast you so callously destroyed, Specimen 666, was meant to have perfection in its power. Both have failed in their functions. 084 received continued experimentation because it showed signs of perfect intellect, until its escape. We need to find out what went so wrong with it that it decided not to obey us."
she nods, her hand gripping her sword handle
"So please, kindly give it back. It's the least you can do after destroying the priceless experimental void beast."
"were there any other experiments?"
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"Oh, this is a bag of holding. It's bigger on the inside, so I can put a lot of stuff in it. A lot of people have something called a 'junk drawer' where they put little things they don't know what to do with right now but want to keep anyway. This is kind of like that for me, but I don't have a permanent residence at the moment. I'm not allowed to." He yawns. "Why would anyone try to kill you like that?"
They shrug.
He sighs and rolls his lean shoulders. "Well, they obviously wanted you dead. Really dead. I would offer to protect you, but the best I can do is warn you if I find someone looking for you. You can probably do anything I can do in a fight, and do it better for that matter."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
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"of course"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*I think this is a good place to end*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*Mostly it's for Performance checks for cheering people on. A.k.a me being funky.*
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
*A Funkalicious Derg, I see*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
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*sure*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Is that a reference to something?
Because 'Derg' sounds... unique.*
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
She gulps. "I mean, I guess it all started when I was sent off to magic school as a kid. I kept on getting bullied, and it just helped me realize how wrong the world was. I decided to fix it, since the gods who created everything weren't trying hard enough. There wasn't perfection anywhere, so I started trying to make my own."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
*It just means dragon, but it's mostly furries who use it*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
The creature cocks its head. It doesn't seem to know what a donut is.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
"go on" her face remains completely impassive, her black sclera'd eyes boring into your soul
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Ah. If I'm not saying 'Dragon', I'm saying "Drigon" (it entertains my little sister to no end).*
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
He reaches into his bag again, pulling out the pink jelly donut again. "I made this myself. It's food, if you eat that."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
As soon as the 4-letter 'F' word is mentioned, the void beast lashes out a tendril of darkness for the donut and pulls it into its body. It seems happy, and points at the bag questioningly.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
"Eventually, I decided to move my base of operations to the Outlands and Sigil, so it was easier to access every world. From there, we started working on achieving perfection in every category. 084 was supposed to have perfection in its form, and the void beast you so callously destroyed, Specimen 666, was meant to have perfection in its power. Both have failed in their functions. 084 received continued experimentation because it showed signs of perfect intellect, until its escape. We need to find out what went so wrong with it that it decided not to obey us."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
she nods, her hand gripping her sword handle
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Oh, this is a bag of holding. It's bigger on the inside, so I can put a lot of stuff in it. A lot of people have something called a 'junk drawer' where they put little things they don't know what to do with right now but want to keep anyway. This is kind of like that for me, but I don't have a permanent residence at the moment. I'm not allowed to." He yawns. "Why would anyone try to kill you like that?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"So please, kindly give it back. It's the least you can do after destroying the priceless experimental void beast."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
They shrug.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
"were there any other experiments?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
He sighs and rolls his lean shoulders. "Well, they obviously wanted you dead. Really dead. I would offer to protect you, but the best I can do is warn you if I find someone looking for you. You can probably do anything I can do in a fight, and do it better for that matter."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine