Immerral is in the arena, blazing with red-tinged light, dismembering zombies. she looks mad
A piece of parchment flutters down from above her. It reads: “Fives is in trouble”
after reading it, she looks up, trying to discerne where it came from
Dey is sitting a dozen or so feet above her on his carpet, shooting undead with a crossbow. “Their bounty quintupled last night.”
"what bounty?" "here let me..." she stomps her foot, glowing with her light, and a circle blazes into existence around her. no undead can cross "what bounty?"
“Have you ever seen fives outside of that suit of armor?”
"no. that's not their body?"
“You two are so busy keeping your own secrets that you can’t see the obvious ones the other is hiding!”
"fine. what does their real body look like?"
He throws down another paper, this one describing a “subject 084”, a yellow slime that is quote “very dangerous”. It’s bounty is 50,000 gold
"... ive seen this. they were in an alley. i tried to communicate with it, but it couldnt talk"
“Fives can’t talk without the suit or a similar gadget. This bounty used to be 10,000. Yesterday, they changed it.”
"who's they?"
“The people who supposedly created and imprisoned fives.”
"okay.... who are these people, and where are they?" she grips her sword a little tighter
“I’ve no idea beyond that. You can contact them with this incantation, but I already sent them a tip far away from here, so try not to give anything away. Hopefully we can both get offworld before they catch on.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
Immerral is in the arena, blazing with red-tinged light, dismembering zombies. she looks mad
A piece of parchment flutters down from above her. It reads: “Fives is in trouble”
after reading it, she looks up, trying to discerne where it came from
Dey is sitting a dozen or so feet above her on his carpet, shooting undead with a crossbow. “Their bounty quintupled last night.”
"what bounty?" "here let me..." she stomps her foot, glowing with her light, and a circle blazes into existence around her. no undead can cross "what bounty?"
“Have you ever seen fives outside of that suit of armor?”
"no. that's not their body?"
“You two are so busy keeping your own secrets that you can’t see the obvious ones the other is hiding!”
"fine. what does their real body look like?"
He throws down another paper, this one describing a “subject 084”, a yellow slime that is quote “very dangerous”. It’s bounty is 50,000 gold
"... ive seen this. they were in an alley. i tried to communicate with it, but it couldnt talk"
“Fives can’t talk without the suit or a similar gadget. This bounty used to be 10,000. Yesterday, they changed it.”
"who's they?"
“The people who supposedly created and imprisoned fives.”
"okay.... who are these people, and where are they?" she grips her sword a little tighter
“I’ve no idea beyond that. You can contact them with this incantation, but I already sent them a tip far away from here, so try not to give anything away. Hopefully we can both get offworld before they catch on.”
"no, I was going to kill them"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Immerral is in the arena, blazing with red-tinged light, dismembering zombies. she looks mad
A piece of parchment flutters down from above her. It reads: “Fives is in trouble”
after reading it, she looks up, trying to discerne where it came from
Dey is sitting a dozen or so feet above her on his carpet, shooting undead with a crossbow. “Their bounty quintupled last night.”
"what bounty?" "here let me..." she stomps her foot, glowing with her light, and a circle blazes into existence around her. no undead can cross "what bounty?"
“Have you ever seen fives outside of that suit of armor?”
"no. that's not their body?"
“You two are so busy keeping your own secrets that you can’t see the obvious ones the other is hiding!”
"fine. what does their real body look like?"
He throws down another paper, this one describing a “subject 084”, a yellow slime that is quote “very dangerous”. It’s bounty is 50,000 gold
"... ive seen this. they were in an alley. i tried to communicate with it, but it couldnt talk"
“Fives can’t talk without the suit or a similar gadget. This bounty used to be 10,000. Yesterday, they changed it.”
"who's they?"
“The people who supposedly created and imprisoned fives.”
"okay.... who are these people, and where are they?" she grips her sword a little tighter
“I’ve no idea beyond that. You can contact them with this incantation, but I already sent them a tip far away from here, so try not to give anything away. Hopefully we can both get offworld before they catch on.”
"no, I was going to kill them"
“We, as in I and Fives.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
Dey is waiting outside of the Sphinx, leaning his back against a wall
Fives is walking up. They barely acknowledge Dey, however.
“Fives! Get over here!”
They sigh. "What now?"
He hands them the updated poster.
"Huh. I was thinking that I was worth more than 10,000 gold, but I didn't think they would raise it. They must really want me back."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Immerral is in the arena, blazing with red-tinged light, dismembering zombies. she looks mad
A piece of parchment flutters down from above her. It reads: “Fives is in trouble”
after reading it, she looks up, trying to discerne where it came from
Dey is sitting a dozen or so feet above her on his carpet, shooting undead with a crossbow. “Their bounty quintupled last night.”
"what bounty?" "here let me..." she stomps her foot, glowing with her light, and a circle blazes into existence around her. no undead can cross "what bounty?"
“Have you ever seen fives outside of that suit of armor?”
"no. that's not their body?"
“You two are so busy keeping your own secrets that you can’t see the obvious ones the other is hiding!”
"fine. what does their real body look like?"
He throws down another paper, this one describing a “subject 084”, a yellow slime that is quote “very dangerous”. It’s bounty is 50,000 gold
"... ive seen this. they were in an alley. i tried to communicate with it, but it couldnt talk"
“Fives can’t talk without the suit or a similar gadget. This bounty used to be 10,000. Yesterday, they changed it.”
"who's they?"
“The people who supposedly created and imprisoned fives.”
"okay.... who are these people, and where are they?" she grips her sword a little tighter
“I’ve no idea beyond that. You can contact them with this incantation, but I already sent them a tip far away from here, so try not to give anything away. Hopefully we can both get offworld before they catch on.”
"no, I was going to kill them"
“We, as in I and Fives.”
"fives needs to get money to keep their armor functional. that's why they're in the contest. if I, and you two can come too, kill the scientists, they can stay long enough for the contest to get the money they need"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Dey is waiting outside of the Sphinx, leaning his back against a wall
Fives is walking up. They barely acknowledge Dey, however.
“Fives! Get over here!”
They sigh. "What now?"
He hands them the updated poster.
"Huh. I was thinking that I was worth more than 10,000 gold, but I didn't think they would raise it. They must really want me back."
“I sent them a tip, told em’ you were going on a voyage across the sea. Hope it buys you some time.”
Fives seems genuinely surprised by this. "Thank you."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Dey is waiting outside of the Sphinx, leaning his back against a wall
Fives is walking up. They barely acknowledge Dey, however.
“Fives! Get over here!”
They sigh. "What now?"
He hands them the updated poster.
"Huh. I was thinking that I was worth more than 10,000 gold, but I didn't think they would raise it. They must really want me back."
“I sent them a tip, told em’ you were going on a voyage across the sea. Hope it buys you some time.”
Fives seems genuinely surprised by this. "Thank you."
“Yeah, now win the games and get offworld.”
"I still need about 20,000 more gold."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Dey is waiting outside of the Sphinx, leaning his back against a wall
Fives is walking up. They barely acknowledge Dey, however.
“Fives! Get over here!”
They sigh. "What now?"
He hands them the updated poster.
"Huh. I was thinking that I was worth more than 10,000 gold, but I didn't think they would raise it. They must really want me back."
“I sent them a tip, told em’ you were going on a voyage across the sea. Hope it buys you some time.”
Fives seems genuinely surprised by this. "Thank you."
“Yeah, now win the games and get offworld.”
"I still need about 20,000 more gold."
“Seven heavens, are you buying your own spelljammer?”
"Do you really think most ships are going to want to ferry some weird blob of goo to another world?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
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“I’ve no idea beyond that. You can contact them with this incantation, but I already sent them a tip far away from here, so try not to give anything away. Hopefully we can both get offworld before they catch on.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"no, I was going to kill them"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“We, as in I and Fives.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Huh. I was thinking that I was worth more than 10,000 gold, but I didn't think they would raise it. They must really want me back."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
"fives needs to get money to keep their armor functional. that's why they're in the contest. if I, and you two can come too, kill the scientists, they can stay long enough for the contest to get the money they need"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“I sent them a tip, told em’ you were going on a voyage across the sea. Hope it buys you some time.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*cut with captain*
”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Fives seems genuinely surprised by this. "Thank you."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Yeah, now win the games and get offworld.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I still need about 20,000 more gold."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
“Seven heavens, are you buying your own spelljammer?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Do you really think most ships are going to want to ferry some weird blob of goo to another world?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
“That is an excellent point. Have you considered lying.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
”[gp]ing maniac.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor