"Can I umm, hold 'Strahdikins' for a second? He's very ummm, cute...?" Bard in COS trying to trick Baba Lysaga so we can steal the gem we need.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
We had a very important and tense sequence of infiltrating a temple overrun with yuan-ti dwarves heavily derailed with laughter by the sound effect I made when the monk stabbed a yuan-ti by ramming his spear down through the horn he was just starting to blow to raise the alarm. Several minutes later, tears streaming down our faces, one of the players declared that she had laughed so hard, it had popped a crick in her back that had been bothering her for over a month.
Player decided to switch characters part-way through the campaign, but didn't have a name thought of for his new character yet.
PC: [to NPC] Do you know who I am? NPC: No. Do you know who I am? PC: No. NPC: Then we're even. PC2: He's got a point.
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=========================== Laugh at life or life will laugh at you.
Current D&D Characters: Kromen Flintfist, Hill Dwarf Order of the Scribes Wizard/Armorer Artificer Eiphrok, Half-Orc Oath of Glory Paladin/Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer
Fighter: "It's like that age old saying about the unstoppable force and the immovable object. What does happen when you put the two together?"
Artificer, loading their Black Hole Arrow* into their crossbow: "Collateral damage."
*arrow + Coin Purse of Holding, shot into a catapulted portable hole.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Rogue when he found an extra spear and an unconsious goblin "Can I make a kebab?"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
"Can I umm, hold 'Strahdikins' for a second? He's very ummm, cute...?" Bard in COS trying to trick Baba Lysaga so we can steal the gem we need.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Rogue, holding a book: "Hey, don't judge a book by its cover."
Cleric: "It's literally the Book of Vile Darkness! This is the WORST possible opportunity to use that phrase!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
“If he got set on fire and we never found the body, does that mean I get his mold?”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
As a diversion, the party's bard performed a scene from Shakespeare, specifically a duel between Romeo and Tibalt, for about 10 minutes of an episode.
https://open.spotify.com/episode/6pTdMspIo4sej2Z5E6Ac7f?si=9zzeCtDTSymTEr3GJ3SKUQ
I don't really know many Shakespeare quotes, so I had to make up replies on the spot, which was a lot of fun.
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We had a very important and tense sequence of infiltrating a temple overrun with yuan-ti dwarves heavily derailed with laughter by the sound effect I made when the monk stabbed a yuan-ti by ramming his spear down through the horn he was just starting to blow to raise the alarm. Several minutes later, tears streaming down our faces, one of the players declared that she had laughed so hard, it had popped a crick in her back that had been bothering her for over a month.
Such is the power of laughter XD
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When I included a Crystal Dragon in one of my missions, the rogue player told me this:
"I see the dragon as a walking gold piece."
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
“Hey, what’s your name?” “We lick her toes”
"Big sword, bigger brain"
-BigBrainGoblin
"So yeah, you grab the Druid, swing them around a couple of times, and 'so long gay bowser' them into the ogre as she turns into a brontosaurus."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Player decided to switch characters part-way through the campaign, but didn't have a name thought of for his new character yet.
PC: [to NPC] Do you know who I am?
NPC: No. Do you know who I am?
PC: No.
NPC: Then we're even.
PC2: He's got a point.
===========================
Laugh at life or life will laugh at you.
Current D&D Characters:
Kromen Flintfist, Hill Dwarf Order of the Scribes Wizard/Armorer Artificer
Eiphrok, Half-Orc Oath of Glory Paladin/Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer
Ok. Listen. That man’s depression is just up ahead. What are we going to do?
The fabric of the universe is VELCRO?!?!?
No context provided
The Barbarian: "my bumhole still bumholes"
Dwarves! These people are-(Someone casts Command)-Totally trustworthy
DM: You see a field of shee-
Me: (barbarian) I SMASH THEM AND PUT THEIR ENTRAILS IN BY BAG FOR LATER
DM: Ooookay… roll for animal handling.
Me: 20. Not modifier.
DM: (sighs)
Royal guards: The king demands you pay a fee
Rogue/cleric: No he doesn’t. (First roll of campaign/nat 20)
Royal guards: Very well. Be on your way.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Boom the ascended talking to Boblin the goblin: Hello little me.
Barbarian bursting through door: WHAT DO YOU MEAN LITTLE ME?!?!
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Player: "Shall we go to the glistening castle?"
DM:" Please stop saying glistening"
Player: "Shall we go to the moist castle?"
"Congratulations, you guilt-tripped the god to death."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)