One of my players is obsessed with trying to use a holy hand grenade to do just about everything And it is extremely annoying, therefore using my dm powers I veto the grenade and it does nothing! It’s just an ornate rock!
I don't know if the word NI it should be pronounced as NEE.... or NAY.
In spanish it exist a word called NI ( pronounced as NEE ), which it means either NEITHER.... or NORE, depending in how you build the phrase there. Just saying....
I don't know if the word NI it should be pronounced as NEE.... or NAY.
In spanish it exist a word called NI ( pronounced as NEE ), which it means either NEITHER.... or NORE, depending in how you build the phrase there. Just saying....
Watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
It's pronounced NEE.
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"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
insert part I skipped here
"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
You may be Tim the enchanter
"Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced"- Soren Kierkgaard
works for me, but I'm keeping head sorcerer in my signature.
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
In my Theros PbP campaign, one player goes by Tim, and he said "There are some who call me, Tim" as one of his first lines.
Edit: Also, he's not an enchanter, but he is a minotaur, so he has horns on his head.
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Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
there are some who call me ed
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
NI
please someone give me the holy hand grenade so i can end this madness.
Head Sorcerer and creator of the worshippers of Levi Rocks
1! 2! 5!
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three sir!
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Three!
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
One of my players is obsessed with trying to use a holy hand grenade to do just about everything And it is extremely annoying, therefore using my dm powers I veto the grenade and it does nothing! It’s just an ornate rock!
I don't know if the word NI it should be pronounced as NEE.... or NAY.
In spanish it exist a word called NI ( pronounced as NEE ), which it means either NEITHER.... or NORE, depending in how you build the phrase there. Just saying....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
ok, but it's said ne
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
It's pronounced NEE.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
There is one the Knights of ni fear the most
The killer rabbit of Caerbannog
"Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced"- Soren Kierkgaard
that's what the holy hand grenade was for.
"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
insert part I skipped here
"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
ni
"Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced"- Soren Kierkgaard
But the knights no longer say NI, they say....Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringnmmm!
ni
"Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced"- Soren Kierkgaard
So, I guess we're the "Knights who until very recently said 'Ni'"?
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I suppose that fits.
Hey, don't you have a cult to run?😉
The Cult of Swords and Ambushes ??
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk