I feed it crab cakes after crawling back out

It devours the chocolate, and as thanks for making it feel better, spits out a dnd beyond developer, who brings back the ability to buy only part of a book. 

like dogs, mimics are allergic to chocolate. Scrum Diddly Dumptious the Mimic sneezes and everyone is covered in toxic snot.

i give Scrum Diddly Dumptious the Mimic some tissues

edit: i got ninjaed

Its toxic snot burns through the tissues, as well as your chest. 

After everyone gets ninja'd, I feed the mimic a blueberry muffin.

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like dogs, mimics are allergic to chocolate. Scrum Diddly Dumptious the Mimic sneezes and everyone is covered in toxic snot.

i give Scrum Diddly Dumptious the Mimic some tissues

edit: i got ninjaed

 Not allergic, chocolate is like a diuretic to dogs so technically the mimic would crap everywhere, which is arguably more gross 

i feed the mimic cheese

The mimic spits out a piece of bread and some butter.

I feed it some Ben & Jerry's ice cream.

I take out the Ben & Jerry’s to spread it on the bread, then I feed it back to him. The mimic turns into a jammy toast. (Remember, he is a mimic)

I feed him twelve bagels.

They're plain bagels and not the raisin bagels the mimic likes. He eats it begrudgingly.

I stand 30ft away and use mage hand to feed the mimic a mint to help with the bad breath. Then I run and hide before it kills me.

The mimic rumbles and turns into a mint. You weren’t watching so it looks like he’s lost among the treasure hoard. You must succeed a DC 20 Investigation check before anyone can feed him anything else.

16

Dang it

EDIT: I edited to say dang it. OG roll was 16

EDIT 2: I just changed the rollable.

Welp, let’s wait until anyone succeeds.

Make sure to add your modifier!

17

20

27

Ah ha!

I polymorph the mint into a mimic.

The mimic was a mimic the whole time, it had just pretended to be a mint. Given mimics don’t have a true form, it gets stressed out for a second before turning into a 8

Okay, on 8, that means… 

anyone got a random monster table?

I sigh and place down another Scranton Reality Anchor. But before I turn it on, I remember that being a warlock of TheMidGibber I can manipulate reality. I change the past, so I never gave the mimic a mint.

I feed the mimic a cupcake.

The mimic turns into a cupcake. Mint flavour. 

I feed him 16 tonnes of air.

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The mimic turns into a cupcake. Mint flavour. 

I feed him 16 tonnes of air.

it spits out a true vacume (theoretically a possible thing), which expands and obliterates everything. thankfully, the mimic turned into a portal, and we all escaped. the game is now Throw Things Into the Mimic-Portal to be Transformed by the Unstable Reality Beyond

i Throw a chunk of rock Into the Mimic-Portal to be Transformed by the Unstable Reality Beyond

It spits out a doughnut.

You all need to stop trying to break reality. I'm running out of Scranton Reality Anchors. I place down an SRA next to the Mimic-Portal.

the mimic-portal stops holding back the true vacuum. the multiverse is obliterated.

I cast wish to put everything back the way it used to be. the universe is reset back to the beginning of the thread.

The mimic promptly eats you for not feeding it.

I feed the mimic some good-tasting food to wash the taste of you out of its mouth.