You are eternally trapped in a void outside of spacce and time, unable to teleport or travel to anywhere else, eternally suffering pain and torture, mentally and phisically trapped inside an antimagic field outside reality.
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... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
I'm still getting run over it if it's like 12 feet over me, right?
You go Bungie jumping in the swiss alps and while jumping, your cord snaps
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
It's headed towards earth. It's going to crush your house that your son is in
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
You get greeted by moon aliens who were intoxicated by the astronauts spacesuits, but since you have none on, they greet you and show you around their glorious moon empire.
You don't have a spacesuit on.
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
Now your are stranded on the moon with a bunch of aliens
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
I am actually the sun's son. That means I'm immune to the extreme heat.
Also, i cause the sun to explode creating a supernova so gigantic, it completely engulfs Eris
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
You have a bear trap on your head and there's a jigsaw puzzle being cast on the tv in the room. What do you do?
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
You are trapped in a room with IShowSpeed on 96 Hour Energy: Max
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
I bite the shark, and devour its soul and body.
A crazy humanoid creature devoured your soul and body.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2020/2021?)
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
I AM the crazy humanoid creature.
You are eternally trapped in a void outside of spacce and time, unable to teleport or travel to anywhere else, eternally suffering pain and torture, mentally and phisically trapped inside an antimagic field outside reality.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
you get run over by a bus
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
It was the magic school bus, and it was flying.
I'm still getting run over it if it's like 12 feet over me, right?
You go Bungie jumping in the swiss alps and while jumping, your cord snaps
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
Aww, my watch cord snapped. It's okay, I can always buy a new watch.
Suddenly you realize that the spaceship you're on is flying towards the sun.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
It's headed towards earth. It's going to crush your house that your son is in
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
But there's nothing that would threten me. So I survive.
the spaceship actually hits the moon and crashes.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
You get greeted by moon aliens who were intoxicated by the astronauts spacesuits, but since you have none on, they greet you and show you around their glorious moon empire.
You don't have a spacesuit on.
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
I AM a moon alien.
YOU dont have a spacesuit on.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
✌️ aight ima head out
*PurpLeFloyd faded out*
Now your are stranded on the moon with a bunch of aliens
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
But their my friends.
You teleported into the sun.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
I am actually the sun's son. That means I'm immune to the extreme heat.
Also, i cause the sun to explode creating a supernova so gigantic, it completely engulfs Eris
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
The moon aliens teleport me to safety, causing a black hole to form where you're standing.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
I get the infinity gauntlet, snapping it four times to eradicate 93.75% of the universe and then make a bomb to destroy the remaining 6.25%
There is now nothing in the universe except me and... there's you.
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
... I cast wish to reinstate the universe before you destroy me.
You get run over by a plane.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Well, that's just plane weird.
*Plane pun deflects the plane*
You have a bear trap on your head and there's a jigsaw puzzle being cast on the tv in the room. What do you do?
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
I am actually 5 rats in a suit casting an illusion to make me look human. I uncast the illusion and my rat bodies easily escape
You are dying, but ur allergic to death... deathly allergic which repeats the cycle until you die.
Oh.
*Venmos Death $40*
There. That buys me like... another 8 lives?
You are trapped in a room with IShowSpeed on 96 Hour Energy: Max
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
Jokes on you... I am IShowSlow, the natural emery of speed. I make him tired and sleepy.
You die of spooky dooky clown attack, as you fall, the clown measures you that this time, the death is permanent
I come back to life, because he just guestimated my hieght instead of using a ruler.
You realise there's landmines all inside your friends car and he locked the doors on you.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!