ssshhh, Drunken. You gotta let them count up a bit. Get their hopes up a bit. Have them experience joy for the first time in their lives for a bit.
and THEN you post a dad joke to crush them into unending despair
WHYYYY1
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Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive,When I say something a little bit raw
I'm just some geek that loves stuff like Rain World, Hollow Knight, Bob's Burgers, Marvel, DnD, and LoTR. I would never punch someone, and I love my family.
Also, shout-out to my dog. He's not disabled or almost died or anything, but I love him very much. Yes, ShmexyBunsenBurner is infact tight with me.
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive,When I say something a little bit raw
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive,When I say something a little bit raw
Honestly that was such a bad joke in general. Not even in the dad joke way. It was just bad... Whatever
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Monster Fact of the Day: Nilbog
Nilbogs are possessed goblins of pure chaos. They reverse the damage they take into healing instead. This means the best way to stop them is to calm them down. Also, Nilbog is Goblin spelled backwards.
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive,When I say something a little bit raw
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WHYYYY1
Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive, When I say something a little bit raw
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I'm just some geek that loves stuff like Rain World, Hollow Knight, Bob's Burgers, Marvel, DnD, and LoTR. I would never punch someone, and I love my family.
Also, shout-out to my dog. He's not disabled or almost died or anything, but I love him very much. Yes, ShmexyBunsenBurner is infact tight with me.
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Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive, When I say something a little bit raw
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Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
Got it, 4
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
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Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
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Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive, When I say something a little bit raw
My ex wife still wants me
WANTS ME DEAD
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Honestly that was such a bad joke in general. Not even in the dad joke way. It was just bad... Whatever
1
Monster Fact of the Day: Nilbog
Nilbogs are possessed goblins of pure chaos. They reverse the damage they take into healing instead. This means the best way to stop them is to calm them down. Also, Nilbog is Goblin spelled backwards.
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Hello! You may call me Gato (which means cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Common side effects include nervousness, insomnia, nausea, agitation, anxiety, sweating, vision problems, psychosis, numbness, dizziness, headaches, and weight loss
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive, When I say something a little bit raw