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I CAST ZOMBEES!!!!!!!!!!

*a horde of zombies surrounds me biting anyone who comes close and turns them into a zombie*

 I cast Peace

Your zombies are smited with the wraith of 10 Jeff the Evil Roombas.

 I CAST UNSETTLED DEBTS 

*the zombies come back as ghost bees*

 I CAST......  PITBULL AGECY

 * The Pitbull agency has a radar to detect evil insects *

 I cast Turf War

My Mimic Queen Cult fights your Pitbull Agency to the death.

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I CAST ZOMBEES!!!!!!!!!!

*a horde of zombies surrounds me biting anyone who comes close and turns them into a zombie*

 I cast Peace

Your zombies are smited with the wraith of 10 Jeff the Evil Roombas.

 I CAST UNSETTLED DEBTS 

*the zombies come back as ghost bees*

 I CAST......  PITBULL AGECY

 * The Pitbull agency has a radar to detect evil insects *

 I cast Turf War

My Mimic Queen Cult fights your Pitbull Agency to the death.

 I CAST..... ACADEMIC HORRORS of WRAPPED T-SHIRTS.

My Wingardium Lebiosssss-ahhhhhh is attracting your ""Queenie""

I CAST... JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE!

*I summon 5 Dark Bomber Battlers that are hostile to: anything on the blue team, anything not a battler(Excluding myself, overriding the blue team thing.(e. g. a goblin on red team will be attacked.)and excluding my summons), and the Pitbull Agency.*

I cast revival

This thread is revived

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I CAST... JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE!

*I summon 5 Dark Bomber Battlers that are hostile to: anything on the blue team, anything not a battler(Excluding myself, overriding the blue team thing.(e. g. a goblin on red team will be attacked.)and excluding my summons), and the Pitbull Agency.*

 Red team? Blue team? RED? BLU?

I CAST TEAM FORTRESS 2!

I CAST...

RAZOR!

(A razor flies around, threatening to shave any wizard beards it sees and severely weaken that wizard)

I cast Dimension Change

We are rapidly swapping between the Underworld and Heaven faster then our eyes can comprehend.

I CAST..... SWAGGITY MOVES OF YOUR NOSE !!

Everytime you try to roll either a perception check or a roll to smell anything, your nose swirls randomly to any direction causing either bleedings and force damage,

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I CAST... JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE!

*I summon 5 Dark Bomber Battlers that are hostile to: anything on the blue team, anything not a battler(Excluding myself, overriding the blue team thing.(e. g. a goblin on red team will be attacked.)and excluding my summons), and the Pitbull Agency.*

 Red team? Blue team? RED? BLU?

I CAST TEAM FORTRESS 2!

 I CAST... RUSH HOUR!

*I summon 1 Speedster and 5 Speed Battlers on red team that are hostile to: anything on the blue team, anything not a battler(Excluding myself, overriding the blue team thing.(e. g. a goblin on red team will be attacked.)and excluding my summons), and the Pitbull Agency.*

I CAST 
EVERYONE IS A FURRY

I CAST... HEALTH INSURANCE!

*I summon 1 Regenerator and 5 Regen Battlers on red team that are hostile to: anything on the blue team, anything not a battler(Excluding myself, overriding the blue team thing.(e. g. a goblin on red team will be attacked.)and excluding my summons), and the Pitbull Agency.*

I CAST... MOON BASE!

*I summon 1 Gravitator and 5 Gravity Battlers on red team that are hostile to: anything on the blue team, anything not a battler(Excluding myself, overriding the blue team thing.(e. g. a goblin on red team will be attacked.)and excluding my summons), and the Pitbull Agency.*

I CAST... INEXPLICABLE LEG CRAMP! 

I CAST... COILFRONTATION!

*I summon Fusecoil, 3 Gravitators, 3 Regenerators, 3 Speedsters, 10 Gravity Battlers, 10 Regen Battlers and 10 Speed Battlers on red team that are hostile to: anything on the blue team, anything not a battler(Excluding myself, overriding the blue team thing.(e. g. a goblin on red team will be attacked.)and excluding my summons), and the Pitbull Agency.*

I CAST... WAR WITHOUT REASON!

A 1000-THR "Earthmover" attacks your troops while I prepare the math on my next spell. 

As a bonus action, I CAST... THIS WIZARD TOWER IS SUPER DUPER SECRET AND NOBODY CAN FIND IT! Self explanatory, bides me more time. >:)

I CAST... DESTROY DAMAGE DAM! I point out all the damage that has been building up from the below spell, as I never actually ended it and it doesn't require concentration. 

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I'm not gonna mess with y'all's war but...

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I CAST... SHOOT GIBBER FOR VIOLATING TRADEMARK!

*You die*

 I CAST... THE DUCK SPELL, AS YOU ARE NO STRANGER TO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENTS! (For context, he tried to sell this on the discount magic thread without my permission.)

(You conjure a lemonade stand and a duck, the latter of which repeatedly arrives at the lemonade stand to ask for grapes, annoying the lemonade stand's owner.

Choose a creature within range. This creature is now the owner of the lemonade stand, which appears 5 feet in front of it. While this spell is in effect, the creature cannot move away from the lemonade stand, and if any creature within range has any grapes in it's inventory they disappear until the spell ends. The stand is wooden, has immunity to all damage, provides half-cover, and is one size larger then the creature. It magically creates 1 glass of lemonade whenever there are 3 or less glasses, which all disappear along with the stand when the spell ends. 

On your turn each round, a duck walks up to the lemonade stand, and says to the creature running the stand, "Hey! Bam bam bam, got any grapes?" The duck knows all languages but will only speak in Common, has 20 hit points and resistance to all forms of damage, and will not accept lemonade, only grapes, which the stand owner does not have. This magically annoys the owner, making it take 1d6 psychic damage. Then the duck waddles away, saying "waddle waddle", till the very next round. Each round after this, the lemonade stand owner takes 1d6 more psychic damage added to the total.

On the lemonade stand's owner turn each round, it can make a Wisdom saving throw. On a fail, nothing happens. On a success, the spell ends.

At Higher Levels. For each spell slot above second level, the psychic damage begins with 1 more D6.)

*Also, there's no instant death spells*

 *Pulls out comically large records book* Let's see here, Mr. Pug of Much Artillery...

You have 67 posts on this thread. (It can be checked by clicking on 'replies' on this thread on the forums games page.) You made two posts before I cast The Duck Spell, and I did roll the damage once (a 3), so make that 64. It has been 64 turns since I cast it, and I would have you roll 64 wisdom saves. But I'm assuming that by moving on and not rolling, you automatically choose to fail. Therefore, you now have 64d6 of damage to take (226), 63d6 221), and on and on until 2d6 (9). And, you have to keep on making wisdom saves at the start of your turn until you succeed and end it still, or else you'll take even more damage.

Therefore, I win. Mwa ha ha ha ha. *Puts on mustache and twists it evilly*

I CAST… well okay it’s not a spell but I shove fuse coil in front of me. He has 2000 health and tanks it all. Oh and enjoy the 480 damage per turn. (960 in his second phase, not counting Sidetoxic’s weakening)

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I CAST… well okay it’s not a spell but I shove fuse coil in front of me. He has 2000 health and tanks it all. Oh and enjoy the 480 damage per turn. (960 in his second phase, not counting Sidetoxic’s weakening)

 I CAST... okay well it's also not a spell but 1. It's kinda already too late and 2. It's specifically for you anyway. It's very rude of you to decline my offer. 

I CAST... INFINITE TASTE OF BLUE CHEESE and WASABI Gibber ... I'm sorry