Five magic items. Ring of Invisibility, Cloak of Stars, Defender (rapier), Medalion of Thoughts and Boots of Flying. (I would choose Nolzur's Marvelous Pigments but I can't paint so the paintings would come out as mutilated lumps.)
Would you rather be a 3rd level D&D class or D&D race? (Please specify.)
I'd rather be a level 3 Battle Smith Artificer, I can create magic items, have a pet metal dog (or it can look like anything I want it to look like), and the ability to use my mind for my magic weapons. Also the ability to blast fire out of my wrists, fall of cliffs without any fear, and heal anyone I want.
Would you rather be able to kill the Tarrasque in one hit, or control the Tarrasque whenever you want?
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Burned at the stake, that can't hurt as much as whatever Yuan-Ti would do to me and my soul.
Would you rather have a nuke in D&D that you can only activate manually that immediately explodes, or be able to cure others of being frightened, of you.
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It is said a rich man can never be happy, even though money can buy you all the pleasures of this world. It's easy to be poor wallow in the misery of existence. Contentedness and purpose in life is the real conundrum, regardless of one's state of living. So, I'll take poor and happy for that piece of what money cannot buy and just say that happiness is fulfillment found.
Would you rather take a bribe and lose a friend, or stand for justice and lose your career?
Die and give everyone I choose $1M. Then I can feel like I died somewhat epically and for a good cause.
Would you rather be locked in a black box with no noise and sound for 24 hours, or a room with constant noise, screaming and flashing lights for 24 hours?
Would you rather experience irreparable trauma requiring lifelong therapy but have an amazingly cool story to share, or never stray far from home but lead a healthy and fulfilling life?
You didn't specify whether I'd get away with the crime, so I wouldn't take my chances. Seeing as I worked law enforcement for a few years, bank robbers are usually caught sooner or later. It's not a good gamble. So, here's my credit card. I can just report it stolen and get back any lost funds simple as pie. :)
Would you rather legally adopt the name Trash Boat, or never play D&D again. (Pathfinder is always an option)
By horrible allergies tend to make me feel kind of sick a lot with all the sneezing and tissue I use; so I might as well get sick for real so my friends and family don't.
Would you rather only be able to watches cheesy movies the rest of your life or watch crazy over the top movies that likely end up loosing the plot.
Apparently nobody liked that choice. I look at it as chick-flick rom coms or the likes of Avengers or Pirates of the Caribbean. I honestly like both, but if I could only choose one...I guess the crazy over the top. Name a superhero movie that doesn't? And, I don't want to miss out on the day when they make an AMAZING Batman movie.
Would you rather have to eat fudge rounds as your only source of sustenance for a full day, or oatmeal cream pies?
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would you rather be a dnd monster or have 5 magic items of your choice that are in dnd
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Five magic items. Ring of Invisibility, Cloak of Stars, Defender (rapier), Medalion of Thoughts and Boots of Flying. (I would choose Nolzur's Marvelous Pigments but I can't paint so the paintings would come out as mutilated lumps.)
Would you rather be a 3rd level D&D class or D&D race? (Please specify.)
I'd rather be a level 3 Battle Smith Artificer, I can create magic items, have a pet metal dog (or it can look like anything I want it to look like), and the ability to use my mind for my magic weapons. Also the ability to blast fire out of my wrists, fall of cliffs without any fear, and heal anyone I want.
Would you rather be able to kill the Tarrasque in one hit, or control the Tarrasque whenever you want?
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control it
would you rather
a) be sacrificed to Sseth
or
b) be burned at the stake
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
Burned at the stake, that can't hurt as much as whatever Yuan-Ti would do to me and my soul.
Would you rather have a nuke in D&D that you can only activate manually that immediately explodes, or be able to cure others of being frightened, of you.
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I would rather be able to cure other people of being scared of me.
Would you rather be rich and sad or poor and happy?
It is said a rich man can never be happy, even though money can buy you all the pleasures of this world. It's easy to be poor wallow in the misery of existence. Contentedness and purpose in life is the real conundrum, regardless of one's state of living. So, I'll take poor and happy for that piece of what money cannot buy and just say that happiness is fulfillment found.
Would you rather take a bribe and lose a friend, or stand for justice and lose your career?
Stand for justice
Would you rather quote the quote chain or not quote it and by shunned by everyone
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I would rather quote the quote chain!
Would you rather do things my way, or take the highway? Because, my way is obviously going to be the scenic route.
I'll take the highway; I'm rather in a hurry.
Would you rather give up DnD Beyond for a week or break the quote chain
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Break the quote chain, it's not like people listen to me anyway.
Would you rather be a god and destroy the world in the process (like Raistlin) or die and magically give everyone you choose that you know $1,000,000?
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Die and give everyone I choose $1M. Then I can feel like I died somewhat epically and for a good cause.
Would you rather be locked in a black box with no noise and sound for 24 hours, or a room with constant noise, screaming and flashing lights for 24 hours?
Oh, easy. No noise. I hate noise. The other one would drive me insane.
Would you rather kill baby hitler, but mess with the whole timeline, or kill your best friend?
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Baby Hitler.
Would you rather experience irreparable trauma requiring lifelong therapy but have an amazingly cool story to share, or never stray far from home but lead a healthy and fulfilling life?
The trauma one. I need to get the hell out of this town.
Would you rather give a major criminal your credit card or rob a bank?
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You didn't specify whether I'd get away with the crime, so I wouldn't take my chances. Seeing as I worked law enforcement for a few years, bank robbers are usually caught sooner or later. It's not a good gamble. So, here's my credit card. I can just report it stolen and get back any lost funds simple as pie. :)
Would you rather legally adopt the name Trash Boat, or never play D&D again. (Pathfinder is always an option)
Trash Boat, but later change my name back to Levi
Would you rather kill your best friend's pet and cure coronavirus, or get coronavirus?
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My best friend's dog is really sick; I'd be doing both the world and her dog a favor by putting it to sleep.
Would you rather never get sick again but all your friends get coronavirus or get coronavirus and all your friends will never get sick again
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By horrible allergies tend to make me feel kind of sick a lot with all the sneezing and tissue I use; so I might as well get sick for real so my friends and family don't.
Would you rather only be able to watches cheesy movies the rest of your life or watch crazy over the top movies that likely end up loosing the plot.
Apparently nobody liked that choice. I look at it as chick-flick rom coms or the likes of Avengers or Pirates of the Caribbean. I honestly like both, but if I could only choose one...I guess the crazy over the top. Name a superhero movie that doesn't? And, I don't want to miss out on the day when they make an AMAZING Batman movie.
Would you rather have to eat fudge rounds as your only source of sustenance for a full day, or oatmeal cream pies?