Found amongst a group of smelly hippies living in the middle of the woods, is a pink 17" *****. Upon first glance it appears normal, but with closer inspection, its magical powers reveal themselves to you. Deals 1d8 bludgeoning damage. Can only attack with this weapon on the attack action of this turn. It is a finesse weapon.
As an action, the player can lubricate The Slop, it will then begin to glow a random color. On your next turn it will do the following.
White - Spray a mysterious white substance on the enemy. Dealing an additional 1d6 damage. Slowing the enemies movement by 5 feet.
Brighter Pink - The ***** becomes hard af, and now deals double the weapon damage.
Black - The Weapon seems to appear as a real dick. The enemy must make a Wisdom saving throw of 14 or be frightened for its next turn.
Purple - If the enemy is a female character, The Slop will deal an additional 1d6 psychic damage.
Green - Sprays a green liquid (acid), dealing an additional 1d6 acid damage.
Rainbow - The Slop begins to helicopter in your hand and rapidly builds up serious speed. At the beginning of your next turn, it will fly around and hit all players and enemies "on the battlefield." Must make a Dex save of 15 or take 1d6 molly-whop damage. The Slop then returns to the owners hand.
Proficiency with a Flail allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack roll for any attack you make with it.
This weapon has the following mastery property. To use this property, you must have a feature that lets you use it.
Sap. If you hit a creature with this weapon, that creature has Disadvantage on its next attack roll before the start of your next turn.
Notes: Bonus: Magic, 1 hour "studying" the dildo, Damage, Combat, Sap
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