Shia Surprise! 10 minuets after being reduced to 0 hit points, Shia returns to life and regains 45 (10d8) hit points. Shia cannot use this ability if his head is removed or his body is completely destroyed.
He Gets Down on All Fours: As a bonus action, Shia drops to all fours and breaks into a sprint. Until the start of his next turn his movement speed is increased to 60ft, but he cannot use his “Sharpening an Axe” or “Brandishing a Knife” attacks.
Death in His Eyes (Recharge 5-6). Shia stares down his prey, paralyzing them With fear. One creature within 30ft that can see Shia must make a DC16 wisdom saving throw or be paralyzed for one minuet. A paralyzed creature reattempts their save at the end of each of its turns.
Your Leg, ah, It’s Caught In a Bear Trap! Shia sets a hunting trap (PHB p152)
Multiattack. Shia makes three Sharpening an Axe, Brandishing a Knife, or Actual Cannibal Attacks.
Sharpening an Axe. Melee Weapon Attack: +8 to hit, reach 5 ft, one target, Hit: 11 (1d8+6) slashing damage
Brandishing a Knife: Melee or Ranged Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5ft, or range 20/60ft, one target. Hit: 6 (1d4+3) piercing damage.
Actual Cannibal: Shia attempts to take a bit out of his prey. Melee attack: +8 to hit, reach 5ft, one target. Hit: 7 (1d4+4) Necrotic damage. Shia regains hit points equal to this damage.
Description
Songs tell of a creature that lives deep in the dark woods, spending its nights “killing for sport” and “eating all the bodies”.
Even death itself holds no fear for the Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf, as he is famed for his ability to shrug off wounds that would leave a mortal mad dead and resume his attack only minuets later.
”You’re walking in the woods, there’s no one around, and your out of sending spells, out of the corner of your eye, you spot him, Shia LaBeouf”
-Robert of Cantor, Bard of Legend
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