You attract EVERYONE’S attention to an object by putting one of the following on it:

A. A Subway surfers gameplay illusion, catching the creature’s attention for 3 rounds, they will use their movements to go towards the object

B. The sound “Get out!!” Being projected 50 feet, it will distract any creature that hears it.

C. Some kind of dirty joke, this causes the creatures to either lose all respect and be like: “What the”, or this effect is applied to another creature at dm’s discretion

D. Minecraft parkour in the background of a story, this story’s believablity is increased tenfold

E. The most vile, suspicious, and downright devious thumbnail in existence, causing the item to become insanely popular 

F. A carefully curated thirst trap, making you appear more capable, strong, attractive, smart or heroic than they are.

G. Idiotic rant, you rant about a cause, All creatures roll a dc 15 wisdom save or are convinced about the idea, if they succeed, they think you are stupid

H. You create a compilation of moments, each creature now perfectly remembers the events to a T