Stereotypes and divisionism. What distinguishes material-plane people from fae? Start there, make mean jokes about it, and pull phrases from that.
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
With creative Vicious Mockery. A Quickling would call them slow and clumsy, a satyr might call them uninspired and party poopers, a Pixie violent and invasive, a centaur uppish and deceptive - as fey come in so many different forms, it depends on their nature and aversions - and how much they want to p.o. someone. It might also depend on how smart and chaotic they are, they might just get really personal in a creative way.
Never underestimate the power of a good pun - Fey are typically creatures with a strong connection to words and linguistics, and pithy wordplay is a classic form of Fey banter.
You stable-reality, euclidean clod. Single-personality, gender-fixed farm implement. You brief, mundane, common and base ape descendant. Salt of the earth! Pillar of society!
I dunno. I think things like 'hard working' is something that would give the fey shivers. 'Stable, disposable income, succesful entrepeneur' might be one of the worst assaults on a fey characters ... well, character.
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Blanket disclaimer: I only ever state opinion. But I can sound terribly dogmatic - so if you feel I'm trying to tell you what to think, I'm really not, I swear. I'm telling you what I think, that's all.
My pleasure! Of course, now I find myself wanting to play an earth genasi called Clod. Thinking is a dangerous, unpredictable activity, and not to be recommended =)
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Blanket disclaimer: I only ever state opinion. But I can sound terribly dogmatic - so if you feel I'm trying to tell you what to think, I'm really not, I swear. I'm telling you what I think, that's all.
I could see them also having some intense pity for how boring the prime material plane is. Stuff like, I bet the flowers never smelled you, have they? You’ve never had a conversation with a three headed deer? How strange.
I guess that’s more fish out of water stuff than insults, though.
I have an fey lost character I’m making and I was wondering some insults she would directed at other people who live on the material plane.
Any ideas?
Stereotypes and divisionism. What distinguishes material-plane people from fae? Start there, make mean jokes about it, and pull phrases from that.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
With creative Vicious Mockery. A Quickling would call them slow and clumsy, a satyr might call them uninspired and party poopers, a Pixie violent and invasive, a centaur uppish and deceptive - as fey come in so many different forms, it depends on their nature and aversions - and how much they want to p.o. someone. It might also depend on how smart and chaotic they are, they might just get really personal in a creative way.
Never underestimate the power of a good pun - Fey are typically creatures with a strong connection to words and linguistics, and pithy wordplay is a classic form of Fey banter.
Insult them for being dirty, short-lived, ignorant, weak.
Alternatively, some really mean Yo Momma jokes.
Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
"Canon" is what's factual to D&D lore. "Cannon" is what you're going to be shot with if you keep getting the word wrong.
Mortality and age are always popular angles with Fey.
And the lack of innate ability.
Find your own truth, choose your enemies carefully, and never deal with a dragon.
"Canon" is what's factual to D&D lore. "Cannon" is what you're going to be shot with if you keep getting the word wrong.
You stable-reality, euclidean clod. Single-personality, gender-fixed farm implement. You brief, mundane, common and base ape descendant. Salt of the earth! Pillar of society!
I dunno. I think things like 'hard working' is something that would give the fey shivers. 'Stable, disposable income, succesful entrepeneur' might be one of the worst assaults on a fey characters ... well, character.
Blanket disclaimer: I only ever state opinion. But I can sound terribly dogmatic - so if you feel I'm trying to tell you what to think, I'm really not, I swear. I'm telling you what I think, that's all.
Made me laugh, thank you. XD
My pleasure! Of course, now I find myself wanting to play an earth genasi called Clod. Thinking is a dangerous, unpredictable activity, and not to be recommended =)
Blanket disclaimer: I only ever state opinion. But I can sound terribly dogmatic - so if you feel I'm trying to tell you what to think, I'm really not, I swear. I'm telling you what I think, that's all.
😂
Yo Momma D-E-A-D, overgrown ape
I could see them also having some intense pity for how boring the prime material plane is. Stuff like, I bet the flowers never smelled you, have they? You’ve never had a conversation with a three headed deer? How strange.
I guess that’s more fish out of water stuff than insults, though.
Fey creatures could insult humans with derisory hurmor and funny mockeries
Gross, they can't even photosynthesize. (Reminds me of "Humans are space orcs")
“You magicless killjoys”
One more, then i'll stop.
Yo mama's a *fey equivalent of Muggle/Squib*