Bjorn has returned to dwarf form from that last hit, so she's spending her bonus action on turning into a bear. A bear wearing a majestic cape. And then she's going to bite and claw Vak for attacking her ally!
The orc shriek in surprise as you transform into an enormous bear and kill Vak with your attacks. The huge Orc roars and counter attacks!
Attack: 13 Damage: 7
Nope. Not enough to hurt you. But the last orc takes a swing as well at Bjorn.
Attack: 15 Damage: 6
Ouch, that one might hit. Orc4 swings at Lucan:
Attack: 15 Damage: 6
And that's a nat20 attack on you, and sadly, a critical hit: 25
Lucan, the orc's swing cleaves your arm in half at the elbow, so whatever you were weilding in your left hand just fell to the floor. You are bleeding very bad, and what's left of your arm is a tattered mess on the floor.
Thoben, if you're still alive, you're up. Or down LOL!
Out of the shadows of the corner of the room appears....not Lúthien! Lúthien's jaw drops to the floor in astonishment...who the heck is that, any how did I not notice them before?
Shaking her surprise off, she quickly get's her head back into the fight, all whilst keeping one on eye on the Shaman, and one eye on the newcomer.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
With a bit of fear in her eyes, after witnessing the withering damage her adventuring companions are receiving, Lúthien silent vows a swearing laced thought of revenge as she shoots an arrow at the Shaman:
Attack: 22 Damage: 18
She'll then hide herself back in the shadows (Stealth: 21)
Edit: The first time I posted, the bite attack roll didn't go through, because I formatted it wrong. I think that's why it's saying I edited a roll? Do you want me to just repost this?
Edit2: wat. every time I add a text edit to this post the numbers change. I thought it wasn't supposed to do that. okay, I'm gonna try this again.
The huge orc, not happy with seeing Orc10 die due to your vicious bite, retaliates on the enormous bear: Attack: 10 Damage: 15 completely missing, and I rolled a nat1? His weapon breaks in half, and he roars in frustration.
Orc2 and Orc4 attacks Bjorn as well, as you're blocking the door and they want to get in: Attack: 14 Damage: 5 Attack: 13 Damage: 6 Are you KIDDING me? Another nat1?? Orc 4 swings and hits Orc2 instead, killing his brother in arms.
Orc16 advances to Barmiir's position, as I believe Thoben is down, and it attacks Attack: 13 Damage: 7
Holy Christ on a stick, what the hell? That's another critical 28 Barmiir, the orcs attack severs your leg at the ankle, and you can no longer walk unassisted. You fall, and are bleeding out quite rapidly. All attacks you make are at disadvantage now.
The Shaman attempts to finish Barmiir off: Attack: 8 Damage: 10
Bjorn has returned to dwarf form from that last hit, so she's spending her bonus action on turning into a bear. A bear wearing a majestic cape. And then she's going to bite and claw Vak for attacking her ally!
Bite Attack 18 for 6 piercing damage.
Claws Attack 18 for 14 slashing damage.
Orc4, Thoben19, Orc16, Shaman16, Luthien12, Orc10, Lucan9, Vak7, Bjorn1, HugeOrc1, Orc2.
The orc shriek in surprise as you transform into an enormous bear and kill Vak with your attacks. The huge Orc roars and counter attacks!
Attack: 13 Damage: 7
Nope. Not enough to hurt you. But the last orc takes a swing as well at Bjorn.
Attack: 15 Damage: 6
Ouch, that one might hit. Orc4 swings at Lucan:
Attack: 15 Damage: 6
And that's a nat20 attack on you, and sadly, a critical hit: 25
Lucan, the orc's swing cleaves your arm in half at the elbow, so whatever you were weilding in your left hand just fell to the floor. You are bleeding very bad, and what's left of your arm is a tattered mess on the floor.
Thoben, if you're still alive, you're up. Or down LOL!
Seeing my companions hurting badly I cast Prayer of Healing
Then I have my Spiritual Weapon attack the Shaman
Prayer of Healing Heals: 13 Covers 6 within 30 feet of me
Spiritual Weapon Attack: 20 Damage: 8
OOC: Geezes...... that didn't do much..... CrispyDM when do you want MonkeyShogun to jump in?
Halfer Niblefingers lvl 5 Rogue - A War with No End
Started in 82 and played until the early 90's. Migrated to dial up BBS and played pbp.
Played: D&D, Gamma World, MERP, Star Wars, Star Trek
At the rate this battle is going, right now! Have him roll for initiative and join in.
OOC: Ok I'm on it....
Halfer Niblefingers lvl 5 Rogue - A War with No End
Started in 82 and played until the early 90's. Migrated to dial up BBS and played pbp.
Played: D&D, Gamma World, MERP, Star Wars, Star Trek
OOC: I'm here sorry for the delay.
Initiative: 6
Out of the shadows of the corner of the room appears....not Lúthien! Lúthien's jaw drops to the floor in astonishment...who the heck is that, any how did I not notice them before?
Shaking her surprise off, she quickly get's her head back into the fight, all whilst keeping one on eye on the Shaman, and one eye on the newcomer.
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Orc4, Thoben19, Orc16, Shaman16, ThobensSon14, Luthien12, Orc10, Lucan9, Vak7, Bjorn1, HugeOrc1, Orc2.
The Shaman grunts in pain and counterattacks you Thoben, Attack: 12 Damage: 13
Holy shit, that's not even fair. LOOLOLOLL! Sorry man, I think you're dead.
Thoben's son, if you want to take a turn, go right ahead.
OOC: wow....yep I'm down
Halfer Niblefingers lvl 5 Rogue - A War with No End
Started in 82 and played until the early 90's. Migrated to dial up BBS and played pbp.
Played: D&D, Gamma World, MERP, Star Wars, Star Trek
Barmiir rushes into the room.
"Thoben I'm here....NO!" seeing his fellow dwarf and friend on the ground bleeding.
Going into RAGE I attack the Shaman.
Attack:21
Damage: 9
Orc4, Thoben19, Orc16, Shaman16, ThobensSon14, Luthien12, Orc10, Lucan9, Vak7, Bjorn1, HugeOrc1, Orc2.
Wow, nice hit! The orc shaman howls being hit by the blow.
Luthien, you're up!
With a bit of fear in her eyes, after witnessing the withering damage her adventuring companions are receiving, Lúthien silent vows a swearing laced thought of revenge as she shoots an arrow at the Shaman:
Attack: 22 Damage: 18
She'll then hide herself back in the shadows (Stealth: 21)
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
The arrow almost makes in in, but it bounces off ring mail with a TWANG.
Orc4, Thoben19, Orc16, Shaman16, ThobensSon14, Luthien12, Orc10, Lucan9, Bjorn1, HugeOrc1, Orc2.
Orc10 attempts to pummel Bjorn into oblivion Attack: 25 Damage: 15
Holy shit are you kidding me? Another nat20? Rolling for crit 44 that's a total of 30 damage. Sorry bjorn.
Luthien, go ahead and take Lucan's turn, too. He still might be having internet issues.
Then Bjorn, you can go. If..you're still alive.
Lucan, quite angered by the Shaman hurting his friends so rapidly, throws his spear at the Shaman:
Attack: 16 Damage: 5
OOC: HOLY #@&^#*! WTF is wrong with our crappy rolls, CrispyDM?!
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
LOLOL! Wow, you guys. Nat1. The shaman doesn't even need to move out of the way, for the spear sails right into Barmiir's back.
THUNK.
Barmiir, you take the 9 damage. Ok, Bjorn, you still alive? =P
STUFF REMOVED BECAUSE THE POST WAS BEING WEIRD.
Edit: The first time I posted, the bite attack roll didn't go through, because I formatted it wrong. I think that's why it's saying I edited a roll? Do you want me to just repost this?
Edit2: wat. every time I add a text edit to this post the numbers change. I thought it wasn't supposed to do that. okay, I'm gonna try this again.
Bjorn roars in pain, almost losing her bear form. She spends a bonus action healing herself for 8 and then lunges at the orc who hurt her (Orc10).
Bite attack 13 for 7 piercing damage.
Claws attack 8 for 14 slashing damage.
Orc4, Thoben19, Orc16, Shaman16, Barmiir14, Luthien12, Orc10, Lucan9, Bjorn1, HugeOrc1, Orc2.
The huge orc, not happy with seeing Orc10 die due to your vicious bite, retaliates on the enormous bear: Attack: 10 Damage: 15 completely missing, and I rolled a nat1? His weapon breaks in half, and he roars in frustration.
Orc2 and Orc4 attacks Bjorn as well, as you're blocking the door and they want to get in: Attack: 14 Damage: 5 Attack: 13 Damage: 6 Are you KIDDING me? Another nat1?? Orc 4 swings and hits Orc2 instead, killing his brother in arms.
Orc16 advances to Barmiir's position, as I believe Thoben is down, and it attacks Attack: 13 Damage: 7
Holy Christ on a stick, what the hell? That's another critical 28 Barmiir, the orcs attack severs your leg at the ankle, and you can no longer walk unassisted. You fall, and are bleeding out quite rapidly. All attacks you make are at disadvantage now.
The Shaman attempts to finish Barmiir off: Attack: 8 Damage: 10
Luthien, what do you do haha?
Thoben19, Orc16, Shaman16, Barmiir14, Luthien12, Orc10, Lucan9, Bjorn1, HugeOrc1(WEAPONSLESS), Orc2
Luthien attacks, of course! Shama-lamma-ding-dong, enjoy this arrow:
Attack: 20 Damage: 14
She'll then hide in the shadows again (stealth: 22)
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Thoben19, Orc16, Shaman16, Barmiir14, Luthien12, Orc10, Lucan9, Bjorn1, HugeOrc1(WEAPONSLESS), Orc2
The orc shaman appears to be hurt bad. Barmiir, if you're alive, go ahead and make your move.