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Absinthe, after shrugging of the arrow that caught him from across the room, looks down at the goblin that slashed him. "MAY YOUR ANCESTORS BE WITNESS TO THE SHAME THAT IS YOUR LIFE... OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!" Swings the torch like wielding a bat with one hand, as if the goblins head was the ball on a tee, trying get a home run.
Attack: 23 Damage: 5
Then with my free action I want to stomp on the dogs head.
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With Az assailing the goblin behind, Fjolnir runs to several paces behind absinthe- draws the bow, nocks and fires an arrow at the wolf, from betwixt his legs.
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Dirk runs back around to the passage near the stream.
Absinthe, with a lit torch, cracks the side of the goblin's head. The impact kills the thing dead, and it is now on fire, as the fire damage was extra. He stomps at the wolf biting at him but the wolf just barely dodges it.
Fjolnir takes a chance and runs from the goblin, who swings with its scimitar Attack: 6 Damage: 5 but misses! Fjolnir is able to crouch behind Absinthe and fire his arrow from betwixt the giant-kin's legs, striking the wolf in the chest. Blood begins to soak its fur as the beast howls in pain.
Who is that in there? Klarg peeks his head in the garbage hole. Ha ha ha! You try fool Klarg! Klarg too smart! Ripper! Klarg is interrupted by his wolf's cries of pain, and having wasted some time yelling back at a hole, runs from his hiding post and menaces at the dwarf that just shot his pet. Klarg skewer and eat little man like kebab!
Az Emberi strikes at the goblin who mistakenly dismissed him, taking its life. He advances.
having failed miserably a feeling of hate blinds me. I drop my arcane focus to the ground and take out both my scimitars and with a might roar yell "BARBARIAN RAGE!!!" In Hope's to convince them that I am a barbarian, I dont know if that's an intimidation or deception or both i then attack Klarg with both weapons.
Hymir does a very un-wizard thing, but succeeds! He uses two scimitars to do a scissor-slash and hits Klarg's right arm. It cuts deep, he howls like his wolf did. That's going to leave a mark. (11 damage worth)
The goblins do not change their targets, having proved successful last shot, G1 fires at Absinthe, G4 at Hymir. Absinthe takes an arrow to the knee. (down to 1 HP... Ouch!) Hymir takes one to the stomach. (Also down to 1 HP. Holy shit!)
G1 vs Absinthe: Attack: 23 Damage: 3
G4 vs Hymir: Attack: 12 Damage: 3
Dirk Runs full speed around the bend, and manages to reunite with his newfound companions. (used movement and action to get there but you still have a bonus if you want)
Ripper tries to earn its namesake on Absinthe's leg again. Attack: 6 Damage: 4 It fails, again.
Absinthe connects with the torch, hitting his leg and also burning him slightly. (3 bludgeoning and also 1 fire damage. Taken 15 damage total)
The kick catches the wolf under the chin. There's a crack, it appears that the jaw dislocates, and Ripper flips backwards and lands sprawled out a few feet back, lifeless.
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-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Fjolnir nocks another arrow and draws, "Can you pray to your gods for a smaller ass?!" he leans as far to the side around Absinthe, sights up Klarg and looses an arrow at his ugly center-of-mass.
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Klarg roars, Ripper! Klarg will crush you, You will gaa- he is cut off as an arrow hits him square in the chest and he starts to cough up blood. His anger immediately turns to fear as he starts to fall backwards... into a roll (Disengage Action) He hobbles over to the west side of the room with very labored breathing, each exhale spewing more blood, and makes a fumble for the garbage chute. Athletics 3 (LOL) You hear a Waaaaargh! OOF! 11
having just taken an almost fatal amount of damage Hymir looks at Az Emberi and shakes his head no
Dropping 1 scimitar putting the other back behind my back I pick up my arcane focus cough up a bit of blood while yelling "Barbarian...Fire....Spell...of Rage" I cast fire bolt on G4 then I run to cover behind the stalagmite 2 West of where Az Emberi is/was
almost dead, but not as close as others and woefully out of breath. I take a deep breath, whip out my lute and sing Az Emberi an inspiring song about a big red dog who lives a horribly decent life.
Az Emberi throws a magic rock at one of the goblins and it knocks it in the head. It looks pissed and points at you, making a sliding motion across its neck
Hymir kills his though, no problem. Just a day in the life of a wizzbarian.
The last remaining goblin is too blinded by his anger to notice he is the last remaining goblin. He looses an arrow at Az Emberi, the focus of his anger. Attack: 20 Damage: 3
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I step forward to where Klarg was previously within 10 feet of the last goblin "............." Stick two fingers down my throat and spew poison... just everywhere in it's general direction. 7 damage if he can't manage.
Looks around.... "Oh yea, sorry.... I can do that by the way."
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"I... have seen two grown men today..." Fjolnir nocks another arrow, sights the last goblin from between the wall and Absinthe..."...fight shit from the underdark-******* of the world"... and loose the arrow at the last goblin... "...with vomit. I dont know what to do with this revelation."
Attack: 11 potential damage: 10
Should the goblin fall mid-draw of the bow: Fjolnir re palms the arrow and begins investigating the room for any more signs or life, traps, or potential danger. Perception: 8
Absinthe calmly walks over to the last goblin in the room with a bloody smile on his face.
"Squish" he sais as he thumps him on the head with his torch.
Attack: 19 Damage: 7
If he is dead already then I will go to the garbage chute and look down it to see if Klarg is lying at the bottom of it or if he got up and kept moving.
Absinthe attempts to squish the goblin with his torch, but it ducks the blow. He comes back with his other hand and actually does make his head squish. He goes over to hold his torch down the hole to the west, but it curves halfway down and he can't see all the way down.
Fjolnir palms his arrow and his glancing around the room reveals no other living things. He doesn't notice any traps, but the fire pit looks dangerous.
Secret DM Roll: 10
Everyone: Give me one shortish thing you'd like to do.
I dash straight towards the mouth if the cave which unless I see something on the way in which case as soon as I see a hostile I would like to stop and use an action if I can see it before I actually dash, should put me at the mouth of the cave able to see in that wolf's den and I'm looking for any signs of Klarg
Absinthe, after shrugging of the arrow that caught him from across the room, looks down at the goblin that slashed him. "MAY YOUR ANCESTORS BE WITNESS TO THE SHAME THAT IS YOUR LIFE... OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!" Swings the torch like wielding a bat with one hand, as if the goblins head was the ball on a tee, trying get a home run.
Attack: 23 Damage: 5
Then with my free action I want to stomp on the dogs head.
Attack: 19 Damage: 6
With Az assailing the goblin behind, Fjolnir runs to several paces behind absinthe- draws the bow, nocks and fires an arrow at the wolf, from betwixt his legs.
Attempt: 6 Damage 7
Dirk runs back around to the passage near the stream.
Absinthe, with a lit torch, cracks the side of the goblin's head. The impact kills the thing dead, and it is now on fire, as the fire damage was extra. He stomps at the wolf biting at him but the wolf just barely dodges it.
Fjolnir takes a chance and runs from the goblin, who swings with its scimitar Attack: 6 Damage: 5 but misses! Fjolnir is able to crouch behind Absinthe and fire his arrow from betwixt the giant-kin's legs, striking the wolf in the chest. Blood begins to soak its fur as the beast howls in pain.
Who is that in there? Klarg peeks his head in the garbage hole. Ha ha ha! You try fool Klarg! Klarg too smart! Ripper! Klarg is interrupted by his wolf's cries of pain, and having wasted some time yelling back at a hole, runs from his hiding post and menaces at the dwarf that just shot his pet. Klarg skewer and eat little man like kebab!
Az Emberi strikes at the goblin who mistakenly dismissed him, taking its life. He advances.
Az Emberi- 8 HP
Hymir- 4 HP
Goblin 1) Shortbow out
Goblin 2) Dead, head on fire
Goblin 3) Dead
Goblin 4) Shortbow out
Dirk- 2 HP
Ripper- Taken 7 damage, Melee with Absinthe
Absinthe- 4 HP Melee with Klarg and Ripper
Fjolnir- 5 HP In passage, melee G3
Klarg- In Absinthe's face.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
having failed miserably a feeling of hate blinds me. I drop my arcane focus to the ground and take out both my scimitars and with a might roar yell "BARBARIAN RAGE!!!" In Hope's to convince them that I am a barbarian, I dont know if that's an intimidation or deception or both i then attack Klarg with both weapons.
Attack 19 potential damage 8
Second attack 22 potential damage 1 2
Chronomancy!!!
Hymir does a very un-wizard thing, but succeeds! He uses two scimitars to do a scissor-slash and hits Klarg's right arm. It cuts deep, he howls like his wolf did. That's going to leave a mark. (11 damage worth)
The goblins do not change their targets, having proved successful last shot, G1 fires at Absinthe, G4 at Hymir. Absinthe takes an arrow to the knee. (down to 1 HP... Ouch!) Hymir takes one to the stomach. (Also down to 1 HP. Holy shit!)
G1 vs Absinthe: Attack: 23 Damage: 3
G4 vs Hymir: Attack: 12 Damage: 3
Dirk Runs full speed around the bend, and manages to reunite with his newfound companions. (used movement and action to get there but you still have a bonus if you want)
Ripper tries to earn its namesake on Absinthe's leg again. Attack: 6 Damage: 4 It fails, again.
Absinthe and Fjolnir, you're up!
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
"If I live through this day I promise you Klarg, I will ride your body down the garbage shoot like a sled!
Absinthe swings his torch at Klargs leg hoping that if it doesn't kill him it will knock him off balance.
Attack: 9 Damage: 4
DM inspiration Attack: 9 Damage: 5
With my bonus action I spartan kick the wolf, looking for lift and distance.
Attack: 20 Damage: 5
Absinthe connects with the torch, hitting his leg and also burning him slightly. (3 bludgeoning and also 1 fire damage. Taken 15 damage total)
The kick catches the wolf under the chin. There's a crack, it appears that the jaw dislocates, and Ripper flips backwards and lands sprawled out a few feet back, lifeless.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Fjolnir nocks another arrow and draws, "Can you pray to your gods for a smaller ass?!" he leans as far to the side around Absinthe, sights up Klarg and looses an arrow at his ugly center-of-mass.
Attack: 24 Damage 6
crit: 5
Klarg roars, Ripper! Klarg will crush you, You will gaa- he is cut off as an arrow hits him square in the chest and he starts to cough up blood. His anger immediately turns to fear as he starts to fall backwards... into a roll (Disengage Action) He hobbles over to the west side of the room with very labored breathing, each exhale spewing more blood, and makes a fumble for the garbage chute. Athletics 3 (LOL) You hear a Waaaaargh! OOF! 11
Az Emberi- 8 HP
Hymir- 1 HP
Goblin 1) Shortbow out
Goblin 4) Shortbow out
Dirk- 2 HP
Ripper- Dead
Absinthe- 1 HP Melee with Klarg and Ripper
Fjolnir- 5 HP
Klarg- Taken 35 damage
Az EMberi and Hymir you're up.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
having just taken an almost fatal amount of damage Hymir looks at Az Emberi and shakes his head no
Dropping 1 scimitar putting the other back behind my back I pick up my arcane focus cough up a bit of blood while yelling "Barbarian...Fire....Spell...of Rage" I cast fire bolt on G4 then I run to cover behind the stalagmite 2 West of where Az Emberi is/was
Attack 22 potential damage 7
Chronomancy!!!
almost dead, but not as close as others and woefully out of breath. I take a deep breath, whip out my lute and sing Az Emberi an inspiring song about a big red dog who lives a horribly decent life.
Rainbow....... Mooo....
I move into range of goblin 1 scoop up 3 stones.
Cast Magic Stones as ba
Place one tenderly against my forehead and whip it at G1
Attack 15 Bardic 1 Dmg 6
I yell "surrender or the second wont miss"
Intimidation 17
Az Emberi throws a magic rock at one of the goblins and it knocks it in the head. It looks pissed and points at you, making a sliding motion across its neck
Hymir kills his though, no problem. Just a day in the life of a wizzbarian.
The last remaining goblin is too blinded by his anger to notice he is the last remaining goblin. He looses an arrow at Az Emberi, the focus of his anger. Attack: 20 Damage: 3
A hit, albeit just a scratch.
Dirk, Absinthe Fjolnir you're up!
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
I step forward to where Klarg was previously within 10 feet of the last goblin "............." Stick two fingers down my throat and spew poison... just everywhere in it's general direction. 7
damage if he can't manage.
Looks around.... "Oh yea, sorry.... I can do that by the way."
Rainbow....... Mooo....
"I... have seen two grown men today..." Fjolnir nocks another arrow, sights the last goblin from between the wall and Absinthe..."...fight shit from the underdark-******* of the world"... and loose the arrow at the last goblin... "...with vomit. I dont know what to do with this revelation."
Attack: 11 potential damage: 10
Should the goblin fall mid-draw of the bow: Fjolnir re palms the arrow and begins investigating the room for any more signs or life, traps, or potential danger. Perception: 8
Goblin CON save: 16 It coughs but the poison has no effect otherwise.
Fjolnir go ahead and make a perception roll in case the goblin is dead.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Absinthe calmly walks over to the last goblin in the room with a bloody smile on his face.
"Squish" he sais as he thumps him on the head with his torch.
Attack: 19 Damage: 7
If he is dead already then I will go to the garbage chute and look down it to see if Klarg is lying at the bottom of it or if he got up and kept moving.
Absinthe attempts to squish the goblin with his torch, but it ducks the blow. He comes back with his other hand and actually does make his head squish. He goes over to hold his torch down the hole to the west, but it curves halfway down and he can't see all the way down.
Fjolnir palms his arrow and his glancing around the room reveals no other living things. He doesn't notice any traps, but the fire pit looks dangerous.
Secret DM Roll: 10
Everyone: Give me one shortish thing you'd like to do.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
I dash straight towards the mouth if the cave which unless I see something on the way in which case as soon as I see a hostile I would like to stop and use an action if I can see it before I actually dash, should put me at the mouth of the cave able to see in that wolf's den and I'm looking for any signs of Klarg
"We cant let him get away!"
Chronomancy!!!
I walk back to the second pool in hopes of finding a way to safely dump the water on a fleeing Klarg