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Krodmad's arrow looses quickly after the initial attack and meets its mark. The wolf yips as the arrow strikes its chest.
Fjolnir lets two arrows fly in quick succession. Both hit, one finishes off the previously ARROWED wolf, the other sticks the one next to it.
Absinthe reaches for the still living one next to him, 22 but it ducks his grasp and snarls. Absinthe's already planned knee strike misses, since he had planned on having the wolf by the balls.
Just as Absinthe rears back from the snarling wolf, it is engulfed in flames from Hymir's Burning Hands. Dex saves for wolves 2, 3, 4: 19134 And dies in immolated agony.
The other two wolves manage to escape the brunt of it, and continue chomping on Az Emberi in a display of dominance. (advantage due to you still being prone, and also pack tactics)
Attack: 15 Damage: 8
Attack: 18 Damage: 8
... For another 10 damage.
Dirk Dirks.
Az Emberi stands up and swings with his magical stick but is too distracted by the biting to land a hit.
Fjolnir's arrow hits but careens off the wolf, leaving a gash but not embedding itself.
Absinthe stomps around behind the wolf and exclaims, "One of you is getting kicked in the balls today, dammit!" and proceeds to use his ki energy for a flurry of kicks to the wolf's nethers.
Attack: 13 Damage: 3
Attack: 23 Damage: 5
Attack: 13 Damage: 5
"Yipe! Yipe! Yipe!" The wolf cries as each kick lands directly between it's hind legs in a 3-hit combo, the last one sending it end over end into the air and landing on it's neck with a crack, exploded nut-sac exposed to the elements.
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18 Perform! An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn't it ironic, don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well, isn't this nice." And isn't it ironic, l don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought, it figures
Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic, don't you think A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think
It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought, it figures
Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you And life has a funny way of helping you out Helping you out. Then I snooze.
And so it is! Watch finished, the dawn brings better health and a rested state to everyone.
There is no need to scavenge food, there is enough for the rest of the day. (You would not have got any with that roll anyway)
Hymir casts a few spells while everyone else breaks down camp and cooks breakfast. Hymir finds nothing when he casts identify on his mechanical spider. No magic detected.
It doesn't take long for you to arrive at a lightly worn trail. It is still morning when the trail becomes an old, overgrown lane winding between dilapidated buildings choked in vines and brush. Ahead of you, in the middle of the settlement, rises a steep hill, upon which stands a stone tower with a partially collapsed roof and an adjoining cottage. A dirt road hugs the base of the hill and wends its way between old stone houses, many of which are roofless ruins with interiors open to the weather. Other buildings appear more or less intact. The whole place is eerily silent.
A wooden sign is nailed to a post nearby. It reads: “DANGER! Plant monsters AND zombies! Turn back now!”
General information about Thundertree:
Ruined buildings are empty shells with stone walls 5 to 8 feet high. Their roofs are gone, leaving piles of debris inside the walls. The debris is difficult terrain.
Intact buildings are rundown, ramshackle stone cottages that are otherwise still standing. Their wooden doors are swollen and require a successful Strength check to force open. The windows of any intact building are 2 feet wide and covered by wooden shutters containing 6-inch wide arrow slits.
Trees average 30 to 40 feet tall and provide cover. The brush consists of large bushes that count as difficult terrain.
You are in the area near the Compass Rose. I will reserve placing your icons until there is combat.
Fjolnir chuckles at the building condition, "I guess a coat of paint may not be enough..." he hesitates... "We need to scout around I think, this place will definitely have something crawling around in it."
"**** my snoring."
Initiative: 14
"You came to the wrong party you wolf *****es, I am the only Alpha you ****!"
Grapple first wolf: 8
Knee the ballsack of hopefully grappled wolf Attack: 9 Damage: 3
"Az Emberi, these aren't your kin are they? I don't want to be responsible for killing your family trying to defend myself."
"These are not chained wretches, these are animals on the hunt. They don't have my sympathies. Natural law applies. Kill or be killed"
Stand up
Ba shilllagh
Atk 16 closest wolf
Dmg 21
Krodmad's arrow looses quickly after the initial attack and meets its mark. The wolf yips as the arrow strikes its chest.
Fjolnir lets two arrows fly in quick succession. Both hit, one finishes off the previously ARROWED wolf, the other sticks the one next to it.
Absinthe reaches for the still living one next to him, 22 but it ducks his grasp and snarls. Absinthe's already planned knee strike misses, since he had planned on having the wolf by the balls.
Just as Absinthe rears back from the snarling wolf, it is engulfed in flames from Hymir's Burning Hands. Dex saves for wolves 2, 3, 4: 19 13 4 And dies in immolated agony.
The other two wolves manage to escape the brunt of it, and continue chomping on Az Emberi in a display of dominance. (advantage due to you still being prone, and also pack tactics)
Attack: 15 Damage: 8
Attack: 18 Damage: 8
... For another 10 damage.
Dirk Dirks.
Az Emberi stands up and swings with his magical stick but is too distracted by the biting to land a hit.
Order:
18-Krodmad
15-Fjolnir
14-Absinthe
13-Wolves
13-Hymir
9-Dirk
8-Az Emberi
Krodmad, Fjolnir and Absinthe, you're up again!
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Krodmad turns his sights, and newly nocked arrow, on Wolf 3.
Attack: 22 Damage: 5 + Sneak Attack 6 = 11!
The arrow strikes the wolf in the face, killing it dead.
Fjolnir is up, one wolf remains, it is adjacent to Az Emberi and Hymir.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
"Get off 'em, ya damn oversized rats!" Fjolnir stands, and looses one lonely arrow at the remaining wolf.
Attack: 19 dmg: 3
Fjolnir's arrow hits but careens off the wolf, leaving a gash but not embedding itself.
Absinthe stomps around behind the wolf and exclaims, "One of you is getting kicked in the balls today, dammit!" and proceeds to use his ki energy for a flurry of kicks to the wolf's nethers.
Attack: 13 Damage: 3
Attack: 23 Damage: 5
Attack: 13 Damage: 5
"Yipe! Yipe! Yipe!" The wolf cries as each kick lands directly between it's hind legs in a 3-hit combo, the last one sending it end over end into the air and landing on it's neck with a crack, exploded nut-sac exposed to the elements.
Combat is over.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic, l don't you think
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures
And life has a funny way of helping you out
Helping you out.
Then I snooze.
Rainbow....... Mooo....
I cast mage armor before dawn, at dawn my staff glows with the sunlight and has recovered all charges (recovers 4+1d6 but only had spent 1 charge)
i go back to sleep to finish my long rest
when i awake i help scavenge for food Survival 9
then i would like to write in my book for 30min over breakfast then ritual cast identify on my mechanical spider
then ritual cast identify on the vial that appears to be empty
Chronomancy!!!
Krodmad reclaims whatever arrows remain unbroken after use. He smirks, thinking the rest of this party just might survive a bigger fight.
Fjolnir stares at the bard trying to make sense of... just sense.
"Y... yea, ok. I'll just drag these carcasses off and finish watch..."
And so it is! Watch finished, the dawn brings better health and a rested state to everyone.
There is no need to scavenge food, there is enough for the rest of the day. (You would not have got any with that roll anyway)
Hymir casts a few spells while everyone else breaks down camp and cooks breakfast. Hymir finds nothing when he casts identify on his mechanical spider. No magic detected.
The seemingly empty bottle is actually a potion of invisibility.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
It doesn't take long for you to arrive at a lightly worn trail. It is still morning when the trail becomes an old, overgrown lane winding between dilapidated buildings choked in vines and brush. Ahead of you, in the middle of the settlement, rises a steep hill, upon which stands a stone tower with a partially collapsed roof and an adjoining cottage. A dirt road hugs the base of the hill and wends its way between old stone houses, many of which are roofless ruins with interiors open to the weather. Other buildings appear more or less intact. The whole place is eerily silent.
A wooden sign is nailed to a post nearby. It reads: “DANGER! Plant monsters AND zombies! Turn back now!”
General information about Thundertree:
Ruined buildings are empty shells with stone walls 5 to 8 feet high. Their roofs are gone, leaving piles of debris inside the walls. The debris is difficult terrain.
Intact buildings are rundown, ramshackle stone cottages that are otherwise still standing. Their wooden doors are swollen and require a successful Strength check to force open. The windows of any intact building are 2 feet wide and covered by wooden shutters containing 6-inch wide arrow slits.
Trees average 30 to 40 feet tall and provide cover. The brush consists of large bushes that count as difficult terrain.
You are in the area near the Compass Rose. I will reserve placing your icons until there is combat.
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Fjolnir chuckles at the building condition, "I guess a coat of paint may not be enough..." he hesitates... "We need to scout around I think, this place will definitely have something crawling around in it."
stealth: 12
Stealth 11
Looking for hostiles perception 11
Krodmad also begins a quiet survey of the area. Stealth: 20
Sign says leave guys I whisper with all seriousness. 18 Stealth
Rainbow....... Mooo....
I would like to see if I can detect any hostiles perception 20
If I'm able to detect any signs of recent foot traffic or activity investigation 17 survival 11
Stealth 15
Chronomancy!!!
Stealth: 8