Stoopid Jumps in the air and uses his flails like some kind of Fireflyl wings. Yet gravity has the upper hand, and he falls back down to the ground, hopeful.
Stoopid falls in slow motion, his butt creating a splash of grease like a firefly hitting a windshield at 60 mph. His momentum has him sliding for 5-10 feet before he halts to a stop.
Lyoko lands a heavy blow against the cultist, felling him.
Seeing that his capture is all but inevitable, the man drops Irulan, runs a few more paces, then turns and sneers at Rhogar and Folsorm, and says “You want to save this barely reformed trollop? Be my guest. But see if you can escape first! Mwahahahahahaha!”
The magician speaks words that chill your spine in a tongue not to be uttered by mortals. A gust of wind that sounds like a death rattle fills the corridor, forming a wall of bones between the man and Irulan and her rescuers. At the same time, the niches holding the bones empty into the corridor, forming too many skeletons to possibly defeat. Mercifully, the current conjugation must have exhausted the concentration required to maintain any grease on the floor. The bones are literally pouring onto the flower and forming skeletons. This is a time to run!
Thus begins a chase. Designate who presumably picks up Irulan, and give me a dex 10 save and a dc 17 con save to see how well you make it out of the corridors which are forming scores of skeletons on either side of the corridor.
Stoopid stands up, albeit with a greased up ass, and runs toward the Priestess and pics her up. He turns around and while starting to run through this corridor of bones, tells her. "We're here to save you! Don't mind the wet spot please. FOR THE DUCON!" And he runs, holding her, a flail in each arm, looking like a tibetan prayer doll who turned horribly wrong.
Stoopeed is Raging. As he runs, he shouts "Ouch! Gnah! Excuse me! Argh! FOR THE DUCONS!" and takes a whoopy 4 damage in total. Could have been so worse. Fioo!
Folsorm has the footwork, but needs to up his cardio game: while he is able to juke most of the skeletons, his stamina flags, opening him to a few attacks:
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Digg looks at the grease, shaking his head and uttering an, "Um, unh, unh." He holds his ground, letting loose a fire bolt at the skeleton attacking Folsorm.
Fire Bolt Attack: 14 Damage: 4
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Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd) Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist) Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Rhogar Dex save: 18
Rhogar, like an obese Olympic figure skater, slides through the grease. “Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...”
Rhogar stays in pursuit!
Stoopid Jumps in the air and uses his flails like some kind of Fireflyl wings. Yet gravity has the upper hand, and he falls back down to the ground, hopeful.
Dex save: 3
Stoopid falls in slow motion, his butt creating a splash of grease like a firefly hitting a windshield at 60 mph. His momentum has him sliding for 5-10 feet before he halts to a stop.
Attack: 17 Damage: 5Lyoko stand his ground to deal with the last cultist.
Folsorm attempts to catch the fleeing leader across the greased floor.
Dex save 19
Lyoko lands a heavy blow against the cultist, felling him.
Seeing that his capture is all but inevitable, the man drops Irulan, runs a few more paces, then turns and sneers at Rhogar and Folsorm, and says “You want to save this barely reformed trollop? Be my guest. But see if you can escape first! Mwahahahahahaha!”
The magician speaks words that chill your spine in a tongue not to be uttered by mortals. A gust of wind that sounds like a death rattle fills the corridor, forming a wall of bones between the man and Irulan and her rescuers. At the same time, the niches holding the bones empty into the corridor, forming too many skeletons to possibly defeat. Mercifully, the current conjugation must have exhausted the concentration required to maintain any grease on the floor. The bones are literally pouring onto the flower and forming skeletons. This is a time to run!
Thus begins a chase. Designate who presumably picks up Irulan, and give me a dex 10 save and a dc 17 con save to see how well you make it out of the corridors which are forming scores of skeletons on either side of the corridor.
Stoopid stands up, albeit with a greased up ass, and runs toward the Priestess and pics her up. He turns around and while starting to run through this corridor of bones, tells her. "We're here to save you! Don't mind the wet spot please. FOR THE DUCON!" And he runs, holding her, a flail in each arm, looking like a tibetan prayer doll who turned horribly wrong.
Dex: 11
CON: 9
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In his best Hodor moment, Stoopeed takes the brunt of the skeletons’ claw attacks, which are many:
Attack: 8 Damage: 4
Attack: 12 Damage: 4
Attack: 9 Damage: 4
Attack: 19 Damage: 4
Attack: 17 Damage: 4
Attack: 3 Damage: 4
Attack: 13 Damage: 4
STOOPEeD Armour class: 17
Attacks that passed: 2 for 8 dam.
Stoopeed is Raging. As he runs, he shouts "Ouch! Gnah! Excuse me! Argh! FOR THE DUCONS!" and takes a whoopy 4 damage in total. Could have been so worse. Fioo!
Folsorm skids to a stop, sees Stoopeed grab Irulan, and turns running "Ahhhhhhh"
Dex save 22
Con save 3
Rhogar begins to run with the barbarian ...”nope, nope, nope!”
Dex save: 18
Con save: 3
Folsorm has the footwork, but needs to up his cardio game: while he is able to juke most of the skeletons, his stamina flags, opening him to a few attacks:
Attack: 12 Damage: 5
Attack: 21 Damage: 5
Attack: 15 Damage: 5
Ditto for Rhogar:
Attack: 19 Damage: 5
Attack: 7 Damage: 5
Attack: 21 Damage: 5
Thank goodness for that chain mail and shield! No Damage. However a faint line of yellow liquid does trickle down his breeches.
Digg looks at the grease, shaking his head and uttering an, "Um, unh, unh." He holds his ground, letting loose a fire bolt at the skeleton attacking Folsorm.
Fire Bolt Attack: 14 Damage: 4
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Folsorm is bruised and battered, he's barely standing, but he's still going
As Folsom runs next to, or more likely by, Rhogar, the dragonborn pats him on the shoulder lightly. "You got this buddy!"
Lay on hands: 3 hp back (2hp left in the lay on hands reserve)
Lyoko is already out of the corridor, but if he needs to run further then putting my checks out there.
Dex: 19
Con: 19