Yup. Starting distance is... 30 ft?

7 is my inititave

30 ft is fine. My initiative is 21

Ooh nat 20. 

I move 15 ft forward and use my Lunar Embodiment’s free casting of Color Spray 

53

Then I move 15 ft back away.

Your turn!

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Ooh nat 20. 

I move 15 ft forward and use my Lunar Embodiment’s free casting of Color Spray 

53

Then I move 15 ft back away.

 

 Is that damage?? Because if so I am dead. Like, dead dead.

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Ooh nat 20. 

I move 15 ft forward and use my Lunar Embodiment’s free casting of Color Spray 

53

Then I move 15 ft back away.

 

 Is that damage?? Because if so I am dead. Like, dead dead.

 No. You’re blinded. 

Here’s the description: 

A dazzling array of flashing, colored light springs from your hand. Roll 6d10; the total is how many hit points of creatures this spell can affect. Creatures in a 15-foot cone originating from you are affected in ascending order of their current hit points (ignoring unconscious creatures and creatures that can't see).

Starting with the creature that has the lowest current hit points, each creature affected by this spell is blinded until the end of your next turn. Subtract each creature's hit points from the total before moving on to the creature with the next lowest hit points. A creature's hit points must be equal to or less than the remaining total for that creature to be affected.

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Here’s the description: 

A dazzling array of flashing, colored light springs from your hand. Roll 6d10; the total is how many hit points of creatures this spell can affect. Creatures in a 15-foot cone originating from you are affected in ascending order of their current hit points (ignoring unconscious creatures and creatures that can't see).

Starting with the creature that has the lowest current hit points, each creature affected by this spell is blinded until the end of your next turn. Subtract each creature's hit points from the total before moving on to the creature with the next lowest hit points. A creature's hit points must be equal to or less than the remaining total for that creature to be affected.

 Ohh ok. Since I am blind, I have my crossbow out and I attempt to blindly hit you with luck with a crossbow bolt, he aim towards where he saw you last (at least where he thinks he saw you last.) 6 9 damage. I don't know what to do next, so you can go.

6 was to hit. I missed though.

Okie dokie. I’ll cast firebolt and move another 30 ft away. 
Attack: 25 Damage: 10

Your turn. 

Fire bolt is not a bard spell.

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Fire bolt is not a bard spell.

 This is a sorcerer, not a bard. 

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Here’s the description: 

A dazzling array of flashing, colored light springs from your hand. Roll 6d10; the total is how many hit points of creatures this spell can affect. Creatures in a 15-foot cone originating from you are affected in ascending order of their current hit points (ignoring unconscious creatures and creatures that can't see).

Starting with the creature that has the lowest current hit points, each creature affected by this spell is blinded until the end of your next turn. Subtract each creature's hit points from the total before moving on to the creature with the next lowest hit points. A creature's hit points must be equal to or less than the remaining total for that creature to be affected.

 Ohh ok. Since I am blind, I have my crossbow out and I attempt to blindly hit you with luck with a crossbow bolt, he aim towards where he saw you last (at least where he thinks he saw you last.) 6 9 damage. I don't know what to do next, so you can go.

 Tis thy turn onceth more. 

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Okie dokie. I’ll cast firebolt and move another 30 ft away. 
Attack: 23 Damage: 8

 

Your turn. 

You may want to read the following slowly. It is legal though.

 Since it is the end of your turn, I am no longer blinded. I use the dash action. I am now within range of you. As a 2nd level fighter, I now have action surge. With action surge I can take 2 actions on the same turn, so now that I am within range, I use longsword to attack. 25 to hit and 6 damage. I am still not done yet, as a bonus action I use second wind and regain 7 HP. Your turn.

Okie doki, looks like I miss. Your turn.

Crunchface will cast Burning Hands. You must make a DC13 dex save or take 15 fire damage, or half on a successful save. 

Make the saving throw and then it’s your turn!

Smoke read my fight with Draken. I've spent so long at 1 hp, ever since the beginning of the battle. Didn't even use subclass!

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Smoke read my fight with Draken. I've spent so long at 1 hp, ever since the beginning of the battle. Didn't even use subclass!

 Please don’t brag. If I hadn’t edited my post with my first attack, you would have been killed instantly.