“It’s more of a job description. And my race. I am not human, elf, monster or other. I am a god. Simple as that.”
“Hm. That’s a good way to put it. So gods are just another form of creature?”
“Essentially, yes. Just almost all powerful and superior in every way”
“How very modest of you…” Tosu taps his foot. “So you would be able to win against me, easy peasy, right?”
“Yes.”
“Why don’t you test that theory? I’m fine with a little spar, as long as we don’t kill eachother.” Tosu smiles and unslings his weapon. It’s a massive longbow made of steel and ash colored wood, though curiously has no string. He has no arrows either. “Look, if you win, I do something for you. If I win, you admit that this superiority thing isn’t good for you and maybe try therapy.”
“Fine.” He draws his sword. It’s a long sword of tempered steel yet its edges are made of sharpened obsidian. It has two holes at the top of the blade “What is the name of thy weapon? For this is the hellrazor.”
“It’s more of a job description. And my race. I am not human, elf, monster or other. I am a god. Simple as that.”
“Hm. That’s a good way to put it. So gods are just another form of creature?”
“Essentially, yes. Just almost all powerful and superior in every way”
“How very modest of you…” Tosu taps his foot. “So you would be able to win against me, easy peasy, right?”
“Yes.”
“Why don’t you test that theory? I’m fine with a little spar, as long as we don’t kill eachother.” Tosu smiles and unslings his weapon. It’s a massive longbow made of steel and ash colored wood, though curiously has no string. He has no arrows either. “Look, if you win, I do something for you. If I win, you admit that this superiority thing isn’t good for you and maybe try therapy.”
“Fine.” He draws his sword. It’s a long sword of tempered steel yet its edges are made of sharpened obsidian. It has two holes at the top of the blade “What is the name of thy weapon? For this is the hellrazor.”
“Mine?” Tosu thinks for a moment. “I dunno. Never really thought about it. Usually we only name enchanted weapons, so I don’t think it deserves a name just yet. Actually, hey, you’re a forge ‘god‘ right? Maybe after this you could help me find an enchantment that would work well with it.” He takes up a fighting stance.
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“It’s more of a job description. And my race. I am not human, elf, monster or other. I am a god. Simple as that.”
“Hm. That’s a good way to put it. So gods are just another form of creature?”
“Essentially, yes. Just almost all powerful and superior in every way”
“How very modest of you…” Tosu taps his foot. “So you would be able to win against me, easy peasy, right?”
“Yes.”
“Why don’t you test that theory? I’m fine with a little spar, as long as we don’t kill eachother.” Tosu smiles and unslings his weapon. It’s a massive longbow made of steel and ash colored wood, though curiously has no string. He has no arrows either. “Look, if you win, I do something for you. If I win, you admit that this superiority thing isn’t good for you and maybe try therapy.”
“Fine.” He draws his sword. It’s a long sword of tempered steel yet its edges are made of sharpened obsidian. It has two holes at the top of the blade “What is the name of thy weapon? For this is the hellrazor.”
“Mine?” Tosu thinks for a moment. “I dunno. Never really thought about it. Usually we only name enchanted weapons, so I don’t think it deserves a name just yet. Actually, hey, you’re a forge ‘god‘ right? Maybe after this you could help me find an enchantment that would work well with it.” He takes up a fighting stance.
“Whoever said I was done preparing?” His form changes to that similar to a fire elemental but large. Bronze armor gives the flame a humanoid shape, though parts of the flame peak through and where that happens screaming faces appear in a constant chaotic state of somewhere in between the formation of a fire element and getting absorbed back into his body. His once long sword becomes a greatsword by human standards but still a long sword for him “Now I am ready.” His voice sounds like a roaring wildfire, yet broken up into various voices with different pitches and volumes
Cogintius is testing to see if the strange occurrences vanish now that the ravens have been permanently kicked out. He doubts it, but he currently has no way to find Crotalus without attacks by Faltros.
Faltros is at Plague Keep, speaking with Nurgul.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
“Whoever said I was done preparing?” His form changes to that similar to a fire elemental but large. Bronze armor gives the flame a humanoid shape, though parts of the flame peak through and where that happens screaming faces appear in a constant chaotic state of somewhere in between the formation of a fire element and getting absorbed back into his body. His once long sword becomes a greatsword by human standards but still a long sword for him “Now I am ready.” His voice sounds like a roaring wildfire, yet broken up into various voices with different pitches and volumes
“Well… I’m not going all out today.” He sighs, fidgeting with the metallic collar-like clamp around his neck.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Whoever said I was done preparing?” His form changes to that similar to a fire elemental but large. Bronze armor gives the flame a humanoid shape, though parts of the flame peak through and where that happens screaming faces appear in a constant chaotic state of somewhere in between the formation of a fire element and getting absorbed back into his body. His once long sword becomes a greatsword by human standards but still a long sword for him “Now I am ready.” His voice sounds like a roaring wildfire, yet broken up into various voices with different pitches and volumes
“Well… I’m not going all out today.” He sighs, fidgeting with the metallic collar-like clamp around his neck.
*and I have an idea for mortals fighting gods. A really basic, barebones idea, but it’s the start of something!*
*so basically my idea is that a mortal with a true artifact they got somehow can fight gods using actual D&d combat, basically the god just gets a statblock they use when they fight a mortal with an artifact. Don’t know how we would decide what statblocks you could use or how powerful the stats for the gods you make could be or anything, but we can figure that out later*
“Whoever said I was done preparing?” His form changes to that similar to a fire elemental but large. Bronze armor gives the flame a humanoid shape, though parts of the flame peak through and where that happens screaming faces appear in a constant chaotic state of somewhere in between the formation of a fire element and getting absorbed back into his body. His once long sword becomes a greatsword by human standards but still a long sword for him “Now I am ready.” His voice sounds like a roaring wildfire, yet broken up into various voices with different pitches and volumes
“Well… I’m not going all out today.” He sighs, fidgeting with the metallic collar-like clamp around his neck.
Initiative: 26
Are you like the archer from the 80s dnd show
*No idea who that is, and he’s not an archer.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*and I have an idea for mortals fighting gods. A really basic, barebones idea, but it’s the start of something!*
*so basically my idea is that a mortal with a true artifact they got somehow can fight gods using actual D&d combat, basically the god just gets a statblock they use when they fight a mortal with an artifact. Don’t know how we would decide what statblocks you could use or how powerful the stats for the gods you make could be or anything, but we can figure that out later*
*Probably making an array selection to choose from? Like 30/27/25/22/19/16*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*and I have an idea for mortals fighting gods. A really basic, barebones idea, but it’s the start of something!*
*so basically my idea is that a mortal with a true artifact they got somehow can fight gods using actual D&d combat, basically the god just gets a statblock they use when they fight a mortal with an artifact. Don’t know how we would decide what statblocks you could use or how powerful the stats for the gods you make could be or anything, but we can figure that out later*
*Probably making an array selection to choose from? Like 30/27/25/22/19/16*
*mm yeah that could work. Maybe I could design something like a template to improve a character or statblock to ‘god status,’*
*and I have an idea for mortals fighting gods. A really basic, barebones idea, but it’s the start of something!*
*so basically my idea is that a mortal with a true artifact they got somehow can fight gods using actual D&d combat, basically the god just gets a statblock they use when they fight a mortal with an artifact. Don’t know how we would decide what statblocks you could use or how powerful the stats for the gods you make could be or anything, but we can figure that out later*
*yo*
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*and I have an idea for mortals fighting gods. A really basic, barebones idea, but it’s the start of something!*
*so basically my idea is that a mortal with a true artifact they got somehow can fight gods using actual D&d combat, basically the god just gets a statblock they use when they fight a mortal with an artifact. Don’t know how we would decide what statblocks you could use or how powerful the stats for the gods you make could be or anything, but we can figure that out later*
*but what would that be? Yk for now I’ll just do it to I add a d6 to anything that would have a bonus by spending 100 power points*
*You could just make a rough draft of one. CR 30, +9 PB and then your stat array. And then maybe two attacks or something for now.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*and I have an idea for mortals fighting gods. A really basic, barebones idea, but it’s the start of something!*
*so basically my idea is that a mortal with a true artifact they got somehow can fight gods using actual D&d combat, basically the god just gets a statblock they use when they fight a mortal with an artifact. Don’t know how we would decide what statblocks you could use or how powerful the stats for the gods you make could be or anything, but we can figure that out later*
*yo*
*ello!*
*combat*
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*but what would that be? Yk for now I’ll just do it to I add a d6 to anything that would have a bonus by spending 100 power points*
*Do you have access to the Aspects of Tiamat or Bahamut stat blooks from Fizban's, or Tiamat's original stat block from Rise of Tiamat? Or even the Tarrasque from the MM? Could use that as a place holder or reference and reflavor things.*
*and I have an idea for mortals fighting gods. A really basic, barebones idea, but it’s the start of something!*
*so basically my idea is that a mortal with a true artifact they got somehow can fight gods using actual D&d combat, basically the god just gets a statblock they use when they fight a mortal with an artifact. Don’t know how we would decide what statblocks you could use or how powerful the stats for the gods you make could be or anything, but we can figure that out later*
*yo*
*ello!*
*combat*
*oh yes it’s the vampire’s turn I believe hold on*
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“Fine.” He draws his sword. It’s a long sword of tempered steel yet its edges are made of sharpened obsidian. It has two holes at the top of the blade “What is the name of thy weapon? For this is the hellrazor.”
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
“Mine?” Tosu thinks for a moment. “I dunno. Never really thought about it. Usually we only name enchanted weapons, so I don’t think it deserves a name just yet. Actually, hey, you’re a forge ‘god‘ right? Maybe after this you could help me find an enchantment that would work well with it.” He takes up a fighting stance.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Whoever said I was done preparing?” His form changes to that similar to a fire elemental but large. Bronze armor gives the flame a humanoid shape, though parts of the flame peak through and where that happens screaming faces appear in a constant chaotic state of somewhere in between the formation of a fire element and getting absorbed back into his body. His once long sword becomes a greatsword by human standards but still a long sword for him “Now I am ready.” His voice sounds like a roaring wildfire, yet broken up into various voices with different pitches and volumes
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
*back*
Cogintius is testing to see if the strange occurrences vanish now that the ravens have been permanently kicked out. He doubts it, but he currently has no way to find Crotalus without attacks by Faltros.
Faltros is at Plague Keep, speaking with Nurgul.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Well… I’m not going all out today.” He sighs, fidgeting with the metallic collar-like clamp around his neck.
Initiative: 21
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*how would a will do combat with a mortal?*
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
*Probably using an avatar statblock?*
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*instant defeat.*
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
*Are you like the archer from the 80s dnd show*
*iiiii’m back*
*and I have an idea for mortals fighting gods. A really basic, barebones idea, but it’s the start of something!*
*so basically my idea is that a mortal with a true artifact they got somehow can fight gods using actual D&d combat, basically the god just gets a statblock they use when they fight a mortal with an artifact. Don’t know how we would decide what statblocks you could use or how powerful the stats for the gods you make could be or anything, but we can figure that out later*
*No idea who that is, and he’s not an archer.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Probably making an array selection to choose from? Like 30/27/25/22/19/16*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*mm yeah that could work. Maybe I could design something like a template to improve a character or statblock to ‘god status,’*
*yo*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*but what would that be? Yk for now I’ll just do it to I add a d6 to anything that would have a bonus by spending 100 power points*
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
*ello!*
*You could just make a rough draft of one. CR 30, +9 PB and then your stat array. And then maybe two attacks or something for now.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*combat*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Do you have access to the Aspects of Tiamat or Bahamut stat blooks from Fizban's, or Tiamat's original stat block from Rise of Tiamat? Or even the Tarrasque from the MM? Could use that as a place holder or reference and reflavor things.*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
*oh yes it’s the vampire’s turn I believe hold on*