"why would the Grim Reaper need a scythe if he can kill people by just touching them?"
"Because he is the Grim Reaper and he needs a scythe to reap. Otherwise he would be known as the Grimtoucher and that might get him on a list."
me reading it: "guys, guys, I have a new character idea!"
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
"I could solve all my problems with violence, but I only solve most of them with violence. You should be proud of me."
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
“A nuclear bomb detonates, people and party platters evaporating together in the blinding light of the inferno. A beautiful pink mushroom cloud hovers over the ashes of the gender reveal party. Congratulations, it’s a girl.”
"Kill the wizard... why the [GP]'s there a wizard?!"
- Me, while playing Destiny
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"between Hamachi or leaving an entire port open on your PC for possible malicious actors to take advantage of, the answer is never Hamachi"
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they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Looking in the mirror of my mind Turning the pages of my life Walking the path so many paced a million times Drown out the voices in the air Leaving the ones that never cared Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
from Reddit, at r/Showerthoughts
"why would the Grim Reaper need a scythe if he can kill people by just touching them?"
"Because he is the Grim Reaper and he needs a scythe to reap. Otherwise he would be known as the Grimtoucher and that might get him on a list."
me reading it: "guys, guys, I have a new character idea!"
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
“Some may call us a straw man, but I go by Nancy!”
“You might have wondered what Turkish delight tastes like, and if it’s worth betraying your whole family for.”
"I could solve all my problems with violence, but I only solve most of them with violence. You should be proud of me."
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"Yes, I was secretly the sun the whole time. I'm surprised you didn't notice sooner-- I distance myself from people and I'm painful to look at."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"This place isn't a fever dream. It's the Bubonic Plague."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“You are completely naked.”
“I am GRIEVING!”
“AND NUDE!”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
“A nuclear bomb detonates, people and party platters evaporating together in the blinding light of the inferno. A beautiful pink mushroom cloud hovers over the ashes of the gender reveal party. Congratulations, it’s a girl.”
“Aww, baby’s first violation of federal environment law!”
”the only mark you’ve left on this world is your carbon footprint.”
"We have purposedly trained him wrong as a joke"
"I'm evil Betty" "But isn't Betty a girl's name?"
"Killing is badong"
- Kung Pao, Enter the fist
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"Wait, you don't have a portable slot machine, a poker set, five sets of cards and a set of dice??"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Blaidd the d!lf
-The voice actor for Blaidd
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"Kill the wizard... why the [GP]'s there a wizard?!"
- Me, while playing Destiny
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
“Two narcissists cannot share one mirror.”
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
“While most children acted out Harry Potter, Noel acted out French New Wave Cinema.”
“I feel like a used car salesman trying to sell you a car made out of ramen noodles.”
"That guy looks ugly as [GP]"
- My friend (Whom is the one who gave me the PathOwOgen) about Blaidd...
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"between Hamachi or leaving an entire port open on your PC for possible malicious actors to take advantage of, the answer is never Hamachi"
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Looking in the mirror of my mind
Turning the pages of my life
Walking the path so many paced a million times
Drown out the voices in the air
Leaving the ones that never cared
Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
"You really like hot animals, don't you? Hey, I'm not judging"
- Sans
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.