If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"I... am Adohand. As a child, I yearned for the kitchen."
-Adohand, "A D&D Beyond Movie" (I know it's not out or announced, but this is definitely the script for when it comes out next year, trust me bro)
"What are you doing?"
"Roleplaying"
- Also part of the movie (Saw the leaks dude)
*YOOO YOU GUYS DID TOO?! Honestly, this part is my favourite*
"Okay! Over here is Adohands Kitchen. Over here are the games! Over there is the Advertisements. No, don't go there. Nobody ever goes there..." *Shivers*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I... am Adohand. As a child, I yearned for the kitchen."
-Adohand, "A D&D Beyond Movie" (I know it's not out or announced, but this is definitely the script for when it comes out next year, trust me bro)
"What are you doing?"
"Roleplaying"
- Also part of the movie (Saw the leaks dude)
*YOOO YOU GUYS DID TOO?! Honestly, this part is my favourite*
"Okay! Over here is Adohands Kitchen. Over here are the games! Over there is the Advertisements. No, don't go there. Nobody ever goes there..." *Shivers*
"I... am Adohand. As a child, I yearned for the kitchen."
-Adohand, "A D&D Beyond Movie" (I know it's not out or announced, but this is definitely the script for when it comes out next year, trust me bro)
"What are you doing?"
"Roleplaying"
- Also part of the movie (Saw the leaks dude)
*YOOO YOU GUYS DID TOO?! Honestly, this part is my favourite*
"Okay! Over here is Adohands Kitchen. Over here are the games! Over there is the Advertisements. No, don't go there. Nobody ever goes there..." *Shivers*
(I loved the clips!)
"What are those"
"Anthros"
- More clips
*YEEESSS*
"Wait wait wait! You're telling me that this is a cult? Why Is this a cult?! Who made this a cult?!"
"Dude, don't look at me. I just got here."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I... am Adohand. As a child, I yearned for the kitchen."
-Adohand, "A D&D Beyond Movie" (I know it's not out or announced, but this is definitely the script for when it comes out next year, trust me bro)
"What are you doing?"
"Roleplaying"
- Also part of the movie (Saw the leaks dude)
*YOOO YOU GUYS DID TOO?! Honestly, this part is my favourite*
"Okay! Over here is Adohands Kitchen. Over here are the games! Over there is the Advertisements. No, don't go there. Nobody ever goes there..." *Shivers*
(I loved the clips!)
"What are those"
"Anthros"
- More clips
*YEEESSS*
"Wait wait wait! You're telling me that this is a cult? Why Is this a cult?! Who made this a cult?!"
"Dude, don't look at me. I just got here."
"*Crashes car into a Roomba that's really an idol* Oh no, are you alright? ...Why are your eyes glowing red?
-The school teacher who becomes a Jeff the Evil Roomba Cultist in the movie
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"I... am Adohand. As a child, I yearned for the kitchen."
-Adohand, "A D&D Beyond Movie" (I know it's not out or announced, but this is definitely the script for when it comes out next year, trust me bro)
"What are you doing?"
"Roleplaying"
- Also part of the movie (Saw the leaks dude)
*YOOO YOU GUYS DID TOO?! Honestly, this part is my favourite*
"Okay! Over here is Adohands Kitchen. Over here are the games! Over there is the Advertisements. No, don't go there. Nobody ever goes there..." *Shivers*
(I loved the clips!)
"What are those"
"Anthros"
- More clips
*YEEESSS*
"Wait wait wait! You're telling me that this is a cult? Why Is this a cult?! Who made this a cult?!"
"Dude, don't look at me. I just got here."
"*Crashes car into a Roomba that's really an idol* Oh no, are you alright? ...Why are your eyes glowing red?
-The school teacher who becomes a Jeff the Evil Roomba Cultist in the movie
"We did it! We beat the powergamer together, as a party."
"I knew we could do it, Hans. Now, we just need to unearth this arcana and we can go home, right Party Wizard? ...Party Wizard?"
"Don't you see? Look at this world, power in every character, roll and thread. And I won't let it go to waste. (Harnesses the power of thread necromancy)"
"No! You can't do this! With so many threads being revived at once you'll crash the servers! And no amount of scheduled maintenances will save it!"
"I know. And then, beyond the beyond, I'll homebrew a world of my own. I won't just be the master of the dungeon, I'll be the master of the realm!"
"You were supposed to be the Aid O' Hans! What happened to you?"
"Hmmmm, I'm thinking I like that name. It sounds STRONG!"
-A D&D Beyond Movie's dramatic reveal. Order is 1231323
“Okay, but if you think about it, the Heroes of Olympus series is just a bunch of teens trying to make sure their great Grandma doesn’t wake up.”
"And if you think about it, the PJO series is just a group of teens trying to make suere their granda doesnt kill everything."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
“How about Texas Roadhouse?” - me scheduling a date with my gf.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"NOOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!"
- Me
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"I... am Adohand. As a child, I yearned for the kitchen."
-Adohand, "A D&D Beyond Movie" (I know it's not out or announced, but this is definitely the script for when it comes out next year, trust me bro)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"What are you doing?"
"Roleplaying"
- Also part of the movie (Saw the leaks dude)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*YOOO YOU GUYS DID TOO?! Honestly, this part is my favourite*
"Okay! Over here is Adohands Kitchen. Over here are the games! Over there is the Advertisements. No, don't go there. Nobody ever goes there..." *Shivers*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
(I loved the clips!)
"What are those"
"Anthros"
- More clips
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*YEEESSS*
"Wait wait wait! You're telling me that this is a cult? Why Is this a cult?! Who made this a cult?!"
"Dude, don't look at me. I just got here."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“The most powerful weapon is knowledge.”
”what’s the second most powerful weapon?”
”shoulder mounted anti-tank missile. Duh.”
"*Crashes car into a Roomba that's really an idol* Oh no, are you alright? ...Why are your eyes glowing red?
-The school teacher who becomes a Jeff the Evil Roomba Cultist in the movie
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Lol*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"It's okay, we just faced down a giraffe, I can do this!" - A quote from The Owl House
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"We did it! We beat the powergamer together, as a party."
"I knew we could do it, Hans. Now, we just need to unearth this arcana and we can go home, right Party Wizard? ...Party Wizard?"
"Don't you see? Look at this world, power in every character, roll and thread. And I won't let it go to waste. (Harnesses the power of thread necromancy)"
"No! You can't do this! With so many threads being revived at once you'll crash the servers! And no amount of scheduled maintenances will save it!"
"I know. And then, beyond the beyond, I'll homebrew a world of my own. I won't just be the master of the dungeon, I'll be the master of the realm!"
"You were supposed to be the Aid O' Hans! What happened to you?"
"Hmmmm, I'm thinking I like that name. It sounds STRONG!"
-A D&D Beyond Movie's dramatic reveal. Order is 1231323
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Okay, but if you think about it, the Heroes of Olympus series is just a bunch of teens trying to make sure their great Grandma doesn’t wake up.”
"And if you think about it, the PJO series is just a group of teens trying to make suere their granda doesnt kill everything."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“?” - me, because me and my gf have not been it Texas Roadhouse at the same time.
”It’s finally happening.” - Bill Cipher.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*ohhhh insane loved villans?*
"I'm not welcome anywhere..." - Elk before turning into the Nowhere King
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"I am both king and queen" - The Titan, The Owl House
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"Instead of walking the dog, I griddied."
"...Please never tell me that again. Nobody needed to hear that."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Wake up.” Green text, Minecraft win screen (I JUST BEAT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME!!)
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"You just made out with a juice box"
"No, I did not make out with a juice box, I drank it without a straw. There is a difference."
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
It was me Barry! I Jumped Jack Flash!
If I pretend my problems don’t exist and walk fast enough, they’ll eventually disappear
Your honor, shut up, you wasn't even there
It’s only a war crime if you lose