”oh nein, du bist ein Monster. you said you drank blood because you thought it tasted better.”
He smiles. “Both reasons.”
He grins as well. “I like you!”
“Me too! You’re interesting. More interesting than the ones who kill without thinking. The ones who crave power.”
He sighs. “Oh, murder. Death is such a tragedy. I do not like to think of such things. Death extinguishes the most beautiful thing: life!”
“You’re different.” He notices, smiling.
“Hahaha! I am not normal, but there is no such thing as normal, in reality. Humans think so. Even some of us, I do believe. But it is a sham!”
“It is indeed a sham. Humans are so gullible. Normal. It’s so hilarious… I could cry of laughter.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*I need to start cooking something up for this. I've recently been reading a lot of Hellboy and that series has the best sort of characters like this.*
*I'm thinking flies, swing, bones, dusty skulls that whisper secrets, serpents, dragons, clowns, argh I got nothing.*
*I need to start cooking something up for this. I've recently been reading a lot of Hellboy and that series has the best sort of characters like this.*
*I'm thinking flies, swing, bones, dusty skulls that whisper secrets, serpents, dragons, clowns, argh I got nothing.*
*a couple of those things vaguely remind me of Crotalus, though i don’t believe he’d exactly qualify as unholy or evil unless the crown corrupted him.*
*i took a page from your book and made a clown sort of character- though only clown adjacent- the Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret.*
*I need to start cooking something up for this. I've recently been reading a lot of Hellboy and that series has the best sort of characters like this.*
*I'm thinking flies, swing, bones, dusty skulls that whisper secrets, serpents, dragons, clowns, argh I got nothing.*
*a couple of those things vaguely remind me of Crotalus, though i don’t believe he’d exactly qualify as unholy or evil unless the crown corrupted him.*
*i took a page from your book and made a clown sort of character- though only clown adjacent- the Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret.*
*also, I’m glad you’re joining!*
*Yeah, I don't think Crotalus would work here. I am thinking about creating something called the Buzzard though. All I really have is a name and a general vibe.*
*I noticed the Conferencier, he looks pretty awesome. The world needs more clowns.*
*I know you like Baba Yaga. If you want to see the best appearance of Baba Yaga in any form of media, read Hellboy. Especially Koschei the Deathless.*
*I need to start cooking something up for this. I've recently been reading a lot of Hellboy and that series has the best sort of characters like this.*
*I'm thinking flies, swing, bones, dusty skulls that whisper secrets, serpents, dragons, clowns, argh I got nothing.*
*a couple of those things vaguely remind me of Crotalus, though i don’t believe he’d exactly qualify as unholy or evil unless the crown corrupted him.*
*i took a page from your book and made a clown sort of character- though only clown adjacent- the Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret.*
*also, I’m glad you’re joining!*
*Yeah, I don't think Crotalus would work here. I am thinking about creating something called the Buzzard though. All I really have is a name and a general vibe.*
*I noticed the Conferencier, he looks pretty awesome. The world needs more clowns.*
*I know you like Baba Yaga. If you want to see the best appearance of Baba Yaga in any form of media, read Hellboy. Especially Koschei the Deathless.*
*ohohoho color me intrigued! Both Baba Yaga and Koschei the deathless?*
*I need to start cooking something up for this. I've recently been reading a lot of Hellboy and that series has the best sort of characters like this.*
*I'm thinking flies, swing, bones, dusty skulls that whisper secrets, serpents, dragons, clowns, argh I got nothing.*
*a couple of those things vaguely remind me of Crotalus, though i don’t believe he’d exactly qualify as unholy or evil unless the crown corrupted him.*
*i took a page from your book and made a clown sort of character- though only clown adjacent- the Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret.*
*also, I’m glad you’re joining!*
*Yeah, I don't think Crotalus would work here. I am thinking about creating something called the Buzzard though. All I really have is a name and a general vibe.*
*I noticed the Conferencier, he looks pretty awesome. The world needs more clowns.*
*I know you like Baba Yaga. If you want to see the best appearance of Baba Yaga in any form of media, read Hellboy. Especially Koschei the Deathless.*
*ohohoho color me intrigued! Both Baba Yaga and Koschei the deathless?*
*Oh yes. They go from allies, to enemies, to lovers, to enemies again, and then Koschei becomes her slave/champion. Every time he tried to fight back and you think Koschei has won she pulls the nastiest, most ruthless move that truly shows how insanely devious and evil she is. Its incredible.*
Near the center of the first layer of hell, a being of pure chaos and...annoyingness...has been summoned. A column of blue flames erupt into the sky for a brief moment before fadig away. In the middle, a young boy has appeared. He looks about 13, and is dressed in a tattered looking back and red jester suit, complete with large shoulder pads and shoes, but missing the hat. The boy's skin is paler than the moon and his hair is jet black, slicked back neatly. He slowly opens his eyes, or being blue and the other being bright orange. As he looks around the vastness of hell, he slowly cracks a smile. A blue teardrop tattoo appears under his orange eye and he starts to laugh. The boy laughs and laughs and laughs until he's lying on his side on the ground and he's run out of breath. He sits up, sighs and wipes some tears of laughter from his eyes. "Ohhhh, it's been too long! Toooooo long!"
*Just finishing up my character. What are the rules for weaponry? My dude has a greatsword and I'm not sure how to implement it onto the statblock*
*There is the Blades of The Unholy trait and it's variants:
Blades of the Unholy- You gain proficiency in one weapon of your choosing (Excluding the antimatter and laser guns), and you can summon that weapon at will, not requiring ammo if it normally does. Additionally, you can add your proficiency bonus to damage rolls with that weapon. 2 Dread Points*
*Yeh I know. But all of those weapons will have less damage than the regular Rend attack, which is 3d8+4.*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Near the center of the first layer of hell, a being of pure chaos and...annoyingness...has been summoned. A column of blue flames erupt into the sky for a brief moment before fadig away. In the middle, a young boy has appeared. He looks about 13, and is dressed in a tattered looking back and red jester suit, complete with large shoulder pads and shoes, but missing the hat. The boy's skin is paler than the moon and his hair is jet black, slicked back neatly. He slowly opens his eyes, or being blue and the other being bright orange. As he looks around the vastness of hell, he slowly cracks a smile. A blue teardrop tattoo appears under his orange eye and he starts to laugh. The boy laughs and laughs and laughs until he's lying on his side on the ground and he's run out of breath. He sits up, sighs and wipes some tears of laughter from his eyes. "Ohhhh, it's been too long! Toooooo long!"
Giratina appears out of the darkness. "A fellow banished one. What are you here for?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
*Just finishing up my character. What are the rules for weaponry? My dude has a greatsword and I'm not sure how to implement it onto the statblock*
*There is the Blades of The Unholy trait and it's variants:
Blades of the Unholy- You gain proficiency in one weapon of your choosing (Excluding the antimatter and laser guns), and you can summon that weapon at will, not requiring ammo if it normally does. Additionally, you can add your proficiency bonus to damage rolls with that weapon. 2 Dread Points*
*Yeh I know. But all of those weapons will have less damage than the regular Rend attack, which is 3d8+4.*
*If you don't want that, then maybe just flavor Rend as using the greatsword? Slashing damage is an option I believe.*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*Just finishing up my character. What are the rules for weaponry? My dude has a greatsword and I'm not sure how to implement it onto the statblock*
*There is the Blades of The Unholy trait and it's variants:
Blades of the Unholy- You gain proficiency in one weapon of your choosing (Excluding the antimatter and laser guns), and you can summon that weapon at will, not requiring ammo if it normally does. Additionally, you can add your proficiency bonus to damage rolls with that weapon. 2 Dread Points*
*Yeh I know. But all of those weapons will have less damage than the regular Rend attack, which is 3d8+4.*
*If you don't want that, then maybe just flavor Rend as using the greatsword? Slashing damage is an option I believe.*
*I was gonna do that, `I just wanted to know if it was an option or not. Thanks*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Kal is flying around, enjoying the sights and smells of the city. He’s sipping a mug of red liquid, probably blood or blood tea, and is holding a few bones that he licks.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Consilleas is wandering Profanus, looking for anything interesting or people to get on his good side.
*Introing another guy* At the summoning circle, a new sigil appears. An eye in a mouth, surrounded by a cloud circle. It fades away, and many strange tentacle-claw like things come out, similar to the insect known as a spider but with many, many more appendages. Out jumps a horrid abberation, yet another Unholy Being. At the bottom are the aforementioned legs, then above them lies a robed, stick figure like torso and a crimson ball for a 'head'. This head bears a giant mouth taking up the face, and a just as large eye within. Many smaller eyes surround him, looking around with morbid curiosity. He jumps up, taps all of his legs together, and a cloud of smoke forms within this cage formation that he begins to fly around on at rapid speeds, surveying and exploring the surroundings.
Consilleas is wandering Profanus, looking for anything interesting or people to get on his good side.
*Introing another guy* At the summoning circle, a new sigil appears. An eye in a mouth, surrounded by a cloud circle. It fades away, and many strange tentacle-claw like things come out, similar to the insect known as a spider but with many, many more appendages. Out jumps a horrid abberation, yet another Unholy Being. At the bottom are the aforementioned legs, then above them lies a robed, stick figure like torso and a crimson ball for a 'head'. This head bears a giant mouth taking up the face, and a just as large eye within. Many smaller eyes surround him, looking around with morbid curiosity. He jumps up, taps all of his legs together, and a cloud of smoke forms within this cage formation that he begins to fly around on at rapid speeds, surveying and exploring the surroundings.
Volaar has arrived on an eldritch ferry.
Kal is flying upside down, seeing Volaar.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Consilleas is wandering Profanus, looking for anything interesting or people to get on his good side.
*Introing another guy* At the summoning circle, a new sigil appears. An eye in a mouth, surrounded by a cloud circle. It fades away, and many strange tentacle-claw like things come out, similar to the insect known as a spider but with many, many more appendages. Out jumps a horrid abberation, yet another Unholy Being. At the bottom are the aforementioned legs, then above them lies a robed, stick figure like torso and a crimson ball for a 'head'. This head bears a giant mouth taking up the face, and a just as large eye within. Many smaller eyes surround him, looking around with morbid curiosity. He jumps up, taps all of his legs together, and a cloud of smoke forms within this cage formation that he begins to fly around on at rapid speeds, surveying and exploring the surroundings.
Volaar has arrived on an eldritch ferry.
Kal is flying upside down, seeing Volaar.
*Aaah notifs are delayed*
Volaar sees Kal and hovers in the air. An odd voice rings out. "Greetings."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
It fades away, and many strange tentacle-claw like things come out, similar to the INSECT known as a spider but with many, many more appendages.
*SPIDERS ARE ARACHNIDS, NOT EVEN THE SAME PHYLUM*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Consilleas is wandering Profanus, looking for anything interesting or people to get on his good side.
Giratina flies overhead. "I've never seen anything like you before. Are you made of jello?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
“It is indeed a sham. Humans are so gullible. Normal. It’s so hilarious… I could cry of laughter.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*Ogdru Jahad.*
*I need to start cooking something up for this. I've recently been reading a lot of Hellboy and that series has the best sort of characters like this.*
*I'm thinking flies, swing, bones, dusty skulls that whisper secrets, serpents, dragons, clowns, argh I got nothing.*
*a couple of those things vaguely remind me of Crotalus, though i don’t believe he’d exactly qualify as unholy or evil unless the crown corrupted him.*
*i took a page from your book and made a clown sort of character- though only clown adjacent- the Conferencier of the Curseater Cabaret.*
*also, I’m glad you’re joining!*
*Yeah, I don't think Crotalus would work here. I am thinking about creating something called the Buzzard though. All I really have is a name and a general vibe.*
*I noticed the Conferencier, he looks pretty awesome. The world needs more clowns.*
*I know you like Baba Yaga. If you want to see the best appearance of Baba Yaga in any form of media, read Hellboy. Especially Koschei the Deathless.*
*ohohoho color me intrigued! Both Baba Yaga and Koschei the deathless?*
*Oh yes. They go from allies, to enemies, to lovers, to enemies again, and then Koschei becomes her slave/champion. Every time he tried to fight back and you think Koschei has won she pulls the nastiest, most ruthless move that truly shows how insanely devious and evil she is. Its incredible.*
*IT"S HEREEEEE*
Near the center of the first layer of hell, a being of pure chaos and...annoyingness...has been summoned. A column of blue flames erupt into the sky for a brief moment before fadig away. In the middle, a young boy has appeared. He looks about 13, and is dressed in a tattered looking back and red jester suit, complete with large shoulder pads and shoes, but missing the hat. The boy's skin is paler than the moon and his hair is jet black, slicked back neatly. He slowly opens his eyes, or being blue and the other being bright orange. As he looks around the vastness of hell, he slowly cracks a smile. A blue teardrop tattoo appears under his orange eye and he starts to laugh. The boy laughs and laughs and laughs until he's lying on his side on the ground and he's run out of breath. He sits up, sighs and wipes some tears of laughter from his eyes. "Ohhhh, it's been too long! Toooooo long!"
Gradius2's less frequent non-mobile account.
As Drummer said, I am ASCENDED
*Yeh I know. But all of those weapons will have less damage than the regular Rend attack, which is 3d8+4.*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Giratina appears out of the darkness. "A fellow banished one. What are you here for?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
*If you don't want that, then maybe just flavor Rend as using the greatsword? Slashing damage is an option I believe.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*I was gonna do that, `I just wanted to know if it was an option or not. Thanks*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Kal is flying around, enjoying the sights and smells of the city. He’s sipping a mug of red liquid, probably blood or blood tea, and is holding a few bones that he licks.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
Consilleas is wandering Profanus, looking for anything interesting or people to get on his good side.
*Introing another guy* At the summoning circle, a new sigil appears. An eye in a mouth, surrounded by a cloud circle. It fades away, and many strange tentacle-claw like things come out, similar to the insect known as a spider but with many, many more appendages. Out jumps a horrid abberation, yet another Unholy Being. At the bottom are the aforementioned legs, then above them lies a robed, stick figure like torso and a crimson ball for a 'head'. This head bears a giant mouth taking up the face, and a just as large eye within. Many smaller eyes surround him, looking around with morbid curiosity. He jumps up, taps all of his legs together, and a cloud of smoke forms within this cage formation that he begins to fly around on at rapid speeds, surveying and exploring the surroundings.
Volaar has arrived on an eldritch ferry.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Kal is flying upside down, seeing Volaar.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*Aaah notifs are delayed*
Volaar sees Kal and hovers in the air. An odd voice rings out. "Greetings."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*SPIDERS ARE ARACHNIDS, NOT EVEN THE SAME PHYLUM*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
Giratina flies overhead. "I've never seen anything like you before. Are you made of jello?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
*Uh JSYK you are in a limbo, and must tell me the lore, and my guy swore featly to ur guy for for days*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Bruv, yeah that's true but you don't need to get that upset about it*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*I apologize severely for my mistake, can't believe I fumbled like that*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ