"Look, I can't cause you harm and you can't cause me harm, yet we are bound together; so I guess I'll occasionally gift you things or something, and you'll... be in an oxymoron of deals..."
“Can’t you just remove the deal or something?”
*OOC: They can mechanically but if you don't want that I'll just make up some excuse that is somehow just how it works*
*Just have Chaos lie or refuse to lift it. Make Claw hate them even more.*
*Chaos can't lie*
"Sorry" They just say, it being very unclear what they mean.
Rak, the giant beetle, scurries up to the Conferencier, doing a little beetle dance against his will and trying not to look cute.
The Conferencier, leaning against the balcony’s railings, turns around and sits atop them, looking to the beetle as he smokes a cigarette, waving a gloved hand cheerfully. He takes a glass of red wine from a table next to him and, making full eye contact with Rak, drinks the entire thing in one prolonged sip.
Rak waves. “I heard you are quite powerful!”
He smiles, standing up on the balcony and looking down at Rak.
“oh, du schmeichelst mir! and where did you hear that?”
“Everyone.” He says, his voice silky. “Everyone outside of your realm speaks of the powerful Conferencier.”
“Really?” He grins. “And I’ve done literally nothing!”
“You have a lair, do you not? You demand respect. You have managed to create peace in a land where peace is impossible.”
He chuckles. “Well, people like a good show. Nun, mein liebes Insekt, What brings you to my Cabaret?”
“I have decided that to gain my own lair, I must learn to coexist and ally with the surrounding folk.”
He grins even wider. “So you seek allyship?”
“Of course.”
He stares into their eyes blankly, unblinking, for about half a minute. Then, they begin to laugh like a cackling witch, grinning like a Cheshire Cat. He does a little backflip off the balcony, hanging on by one hand, pulling himself back up so that his crossed arms rest on top of the railing. “du weißt es nicht, oder?” he says between cackles.
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_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Look, I can't cause you harm and you can't cause me harm, yet we are bound together; so I guess I'll occasionally gift you things or something, and you'll... be in an oxymoron of deals..."
“Can’t you just remove the deal or something?”
*OOC: They can mechanically but if you don't want that I'll just make up some excuse that is somehow just how it works*
*Just have Chaos lie or refuse to lift it. Make Claw hate them even more.*
*Chaos can't lie*
"Sorry" They just say, it being very unclear what they mean.
“O-oh… great. I’m stuck like this.”
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Rak, the giant beetle, scurries up to the Conferencier, doing a little beetle dance against his will and trying not to look cute.
The Conferencier, leaning against the balcony’s railings, turns around and sits atop them, looking to the beetle as he smokes a cigarette, waving a gloved hand cheerfully. He takes a glass of red wine from a table next to him and, making full eye contact with Rak, drinks the entire thing in one prolonged sip.
Rak waves. “I heard you are quite powerful!”
He smiles, standing up on the balcony and looking down at Rak.
“oh, du schmeichelst mir! and where did you hear that?”
“Everyone.” He says, his voice silky. “Everyone outside of your realm speaks of the powerful Conferencier.”
“Really?” He grins. “And I’ve done literally nothing!”
“You have a lair, do you not? You demand respect. You have managed to create peace in a land where peace is impossible.”
He chuckles. “Well, people like a good show. Nun, mein liebes Insekt, What brings you to my Cabaret?”
“I have decided that to gain my own lair, I must learn to coexist and ally with the surrounding folk.”
He grins even wider. “So you seek allyship?”
“Of course.”
He stares into their eyes blankly, unblinking, for about half a minute. Then, they begin to laugh like a cackling witch, grinning like a Cheshire Cat. He does a little backflip off the balcony, hanging on by one hand, pulling himself back up so that his crossed arms rest on top of the railing. “du weißt es nicht, oder?” he says between cackles.
“What? I don’t speak… stupid.”
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"Look, I can't cause you harm and you can't cause me harm, yet we are bound together; so I guess I'll occasionally gift you things or something, and you'll... be in an oxymoron of deals..."
“Can’t you just remove the deal or something?”
*OOC: They can mechanically but if you don't want that I'll just make up some excuse that is somehow just how it works*
*Just have Chaos lie or refuse to lift it. Make Claw hate them even more.*
*Chaos can't lie*
"Sorry" They just say, it being very unclear what they mean.
“O-oh… great. I’m stuck like this.”
They hold out their hand as if to pat their shoulder, and wait for a few seconds.
"Look, I can't cause you harm and you can't cause me harm, yet we are bound together; so I guess I'll occasionally gift you things or something, and you'll... be in an oxymoron of deals..."
“Can’t you just remove the deal or something?”
*OOC: They can mechanically but if you don't want that I'll just make up some excuse that is somehow just how it works*
*Just have Chaos lie or refuse to lift it. Make Claw hate them even more.*
*Chaos can't lie*
"Sorry" They just say, it being very unclear what they mean.
“O-oh… great. I’m stuck like this.”
They hold out their hand as if to pat their shoulder, and wait for a few seconds.
“So. What should I do, oh great leader?”
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Giratina looks at him. "What are you sighing about?" Its tone sounds more bored than worried.
*Yeah, he looks like a human but has a divine aura.*
“Oh, nothing. Just that I’ve already sworn myself to protecting two people and I don’t know if I can.”
"It's the filthy human body. It makes you unnecessarily squishy and easy to kill. If you had a stronger form, your courage would return." Giratina still seems thoroughly bored.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Giratina looks at him. "What are you sighing about?" Its tone sounds more bored than worried.
*Yeah, he looks like a human but has a divine aura.*
“Oh, nothing. Just that I’ve already sworn myself to protecting two people and I don’t know if I can.”
"It's the filthy human body. It makes you unnecessarily squishy and easy to kill. If you had a stronger form, your courage would return." Giratina still seems thoroughly bored.
“I like the human body, though. Makes me blend in with the rest of them. I’m… a storm spirit. Yes, a storm spirit.”
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"Wander for the next two hours, do whatever. I will just be sitting here."
“Great. I’m going to go tell Correlion about you.”
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Rak, the giant beetle, scurries up to the Conferencier, doing a little beetle dance against his will and trying not to look cute.
The Conferencier, leaning against the balcony’s railings, turns around and sits atop them, looking to the beetle as he smokes a cigarette, waving a gloved hand cheerfully. He takes a glass of red wine from a table next to him and, making full eye contact with Rak, drinks the entire thing in one prolonged sip.
Rak waves. “I heard you are quite powerful!”
He smiles, standing up on the balcony and looking down at Rak.
“oh, du schmeichelst mir! and where did you hear that?”
“Everyone.” He says, his voice silky. “Everyone outside of your realm speaks of the powerful Conferencier.”
“Really?” He grins. “And I’ve done literally nothing!”
“You have a lair, do you not? You demand respect. You have managed to create peace in a land where peace is impossible.”
He chuckles. “Well, people like a good show. Nun, mein liebes Insekt, What brings you to my Cabaret?”
“I have decided that to gain my own lair, I must learn to coexist and ally with the surrounding folk.”
He grins even wider. “So you seek allyship?”
“Of course.”
He stares into their eyes blankly, unblinking, for about half a minute. Then, they begin to laugh like a cackling witch, grinning like a Cheshire Cat. He does a little backflip off the balcony, hanging on by one hand, pulling himself back up so that his crossed arms rest on top of the railing. “du weißt es nicht, oder?” he says between cackles.
“What? I don’t speak… stupid.”
He cackles a bit more before pulling himself back up the balcony, sitting on top of it. “What would this allyship detail?”
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_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Wander for the next two hours, do whatever. I will just be sitting here."
“Great. I’m going to go tell Correlion about you.”
"Just one question. Do you think Correlion will harm me?" They reply smugly
“HMPH.”
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He cackles a bit more before pulling himself back up the balcony, sitting on top of it. “What would this allyship detail?”
“I will help you if you are in trouble, and you will help me.”
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"Wander for the next two hours, do whatever. I will just be sitting here."
“Great. I’m going to go tell Correlion about you.”
"Just one question. Do you think Correlion will harm me?" They reply smugly
“HMPH.”
*Do you wanna continue this rp?*
*Yeah!*
“Ugh. I won’t tell Correlion. Actually, I will tell him but ask him not to hurt you.”
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"Wander for the next two hours, do whatever. I will just be sitting here."
“Great. I’m going to go tell Correlion about you.”
"Just one question. Do you think Correlion will harm me?" They reply smugly
“HMPH.”
*Do you wanna continue this rp?*
*Yeah!*
“Ugh. I won’t tell Correlion. Actually, I will tell him but ask him not to hurt you.”
"Okay"
“Great.”
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"Wander for the next two hours, do whatever. I will just be sitting here."
“Great. I’m going to go tell Correlion about you.”
"Just one question. Do you think Correlion will harm me?" They reply smugly
“HMPH.”
*Do you wanna continue this rp?*
*Yeah!*
“Ugh. I won’t tell Correlion. Actually, I will tell him but ask him not to hurt you.”
"Okay"
“Great.”
"So... now that you exist... what has happened in your life?"
*Actually, maybe we should switch RPs.*
“Not much… I should probably go.“
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*Chaos can't lie*
"Sorry" They just say, it being very unclear what they mean.
Sig but long ^w^
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
He stares into their eyes blankly, unblinking, for about half a minute. Then, they begin to laugh like a cackling witch, grinning like a Cheshire Cat. He does a little backflip off the balcony, hanging on by one hand, pulling himself back up so that his crossed arms rest on top of the railing. “du weißt es nicht, oder?” he says between cackles.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“O-oh… great. I’m stuck like this.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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“What? I don’t speak… stupid.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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They hold out their hand as if to pat their shoulder, and wait for a few seconds.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“So. What should I do, oh great leader?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"It's the filthy human body. It makes you unnecessarily squishy and easy to kill. If you had a stronger form, your courage would return." Giratina still seems thoroughly bored.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
“I like the human body, though. Makes me blend in with the rest of them. I’m… a storm spirit. Yes, a storm spirit.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"Wander for the next two hours, do whatever. I will just be sitting here."
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Great. I’m going to go tell Correlion about you.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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He cackles a bit more before pulling himself back up the balcony, sitting on top of it. “What would this allyship detail?”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Just one question. Do you think Correlion will harm me?" They reply smugly
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“HMPH.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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“I will help you if you are in trouble, and you will help me.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*Do you wanna continue this rp?*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Yeah!*
“Ugh. I won’t tell Correlion. Actually, I will tell him but ask him not to hurt you.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"Okay"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Great.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"So... now that you exist... what has happened in your life?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Actually, maybe we should switch RPs.*
“Not much… I should probably go.“
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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