"there was a lizard man with a dragonish fighting partner. they could be trouble"
"Oh, cool. I've never seen a real dragon."
"they're very rare on my world. one flew overhead me one time, but it was too fast for me to get a good look at it"
"Neat. Anybody else?"
"there was a.... ferret? I think it was. a psychic ferret person in a floating boat. we had tea"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Afraid not. British tea was named by a spelljammer-type-person, and is used to denote a specific processing method. It destroys the leaves, but it's cheap and you can just boil them in a bag like a Round Meal or something." They pour themself a cup as well. "I usually drink this iced, but I wanted to try something new since I was going somewhere new. I didn't check the weather..."
"of course. I wish I knew that method back home" she takes a sip
It has a rich umami taste, and it's thick, almost like a milkshake. "It needs factory equipment, but I could probably find a book about it." He takes a sip as well.
"Afraid not. British tea was named by a spelljammer-type-person, and is used to denote a specific processing method. It destroys the leaves, but it's cheap and you can just boil them in a bag like a Round Meal or something." They pour themself a cup as well. "I usually drink this iced, but I wanted to try something new since I was going somewhere new. I didn't check the weather..."
"of course. I wish I knew that method back home" she takes a sip
It has a rich umami taste, and it's thick, almost like a milkshake. "It needs factory equipment, but I could probably find a book about it." He takes a sip as well.
"its delicious. what world are you from?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*I would like to join this, but I don't know where to start*
*start with motivation. figure out why someone would want to do this*
*my char is here for heroism. 'nanner's is here for knowledge, I'm 50% sure one of monks' dosent want to be here at all*
*Hm, I want somebody who must look good for the crowds, so they came to be loved*
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
"there was a lizard man with a dragonish fighting partner. they could be trouble"
"Oh, cool. I've never seen a real dragon."
"they're very rare on my world. one flew overhead me one time, but it was too fast for me to get a good look at it"
"Neat. Anybody else?"
"there was a.... ferret? I think it was. a psychic ferret person in a floating boat. we had tea"
"Wow. I saw this weird guy on a flying carpet. He wasn't very nice, though. Lots of threats."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*I would like to join this, but I don't know where to start*
*start with motivation. figure out why someone would want to do this*
*my char is here for heroism. 'nanner's is here for knowledge, I'm 50% sure one of monks' dosent want to be here at all*
*Hm, I want somebody who must look good for the crowds, so they came to be loved*
*gladiator, superstar bard, tv show host, special effects wizard, pro wrestler*
*and these are just my ideas*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"there was a lizard man with a dragonish fighting partner. they could be trouble"
"Oh, cool. I've never seen a real dragon."
"they're very rare on my world. one flew overhead me one time, but it was too fast for me to get a good look at it"
"Neat. Anybody else?"
"there was a.... ferret? I think it was. a psychic ferret person in a floating boat. we had tea"
"Wow. I saw this weird guy on a flying carpet. He wasn't very nice, though. Lots of threats."
"I might need to talk to him then"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*I would like to join this, but I don't know where to start*
*start with motivation. figure out why someone would want to do this*
*my char is here for heroism. 'nanner's is here for knowledge, I'm 50% sure one of monks' dosent want to be here at all*
*Hm, I want somebody who must look good for the crowds, so they came to be loved*
*gladiator, superstar bard, tv show host, special effects wizard, pro wrestler*
*and these are just my ideas*
*Superstar bard, thank you*
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
*I would like to join this, but I don't know where to start*
*start with motivation. figure out why someone would want to do this*
*my char is here for heroism. 'nanner's is here for knowledge, I'm 50% sure one of monks' dosent want to be here at all*
*Hm, I want somebody who must look good for the crowds, so they came to be loved*
*gladiator, superstar bard, tv show host, special effects wizard, pro wrestler*
*and these are just my ideas*
*Superstar bard, thank you*
*might I suggest the college of glamour? its got fey theming, but you can take that out*
*also, what kind of music do they do? it can be important for their charicterization*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*I would like to join this, but I don't know where to start*
*start with motivation. figure out why someone would want to do this*
*my char is here for heroism. 'nanner's is here for knowledge, I'm 50% sure one of monks' dosent want to be here at all*
*Hm, I want somebody who must look good for the crowds, so they came to be loved*
*gladiator, superstar bard, tv show host, special effects wizard, pro wrestler*
*and these are just my ideas*
*Superstar bard, thank you*
*might I suggest the college of glamour? its got fey theming, but you can take that out*
*also, what kind of music do they do? it can be important for their charicterization*
*Folk music, Thank even more*
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
Mal is carrying a stack of books, stumbling as he walks back to the tavern. Chara follows him close behind, snickering as he almost trips. He has a frustrated look on his face as he walks, but once he finally reaches the tavern, he puts the books down on a table and begins to read. Chara, bored, walks over to the bar and starts ordering some heavy wine, taking one of Mal's books without him noticing.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Mal is carrying a stack of books, stumbling as he walks back to the tavern. Chara follows him close behind, snickering as he almost trips. He has a frustrated look on his face as he walks, but once he finally reaches the tavern, he puts the books down on a table and begins to read. Chara, bored, walks over to the bar and starts ordering some heavy wine, taking one of Mal's books without him noticing.
*sorry nanner, I would, but I have two rp's going*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*I would like to join this, but I don't know where to start*
*start with motivation. figure out why someone would want to do this*
*my char is here for heroism. 'nanner's is here for knowledge, I'm 50% sure one of monks' dosent want to be here at all*
*Hm, I want somebody who must look good for the crowds, so they came to be loved*
*gladiator, superstar bard, tv show host, special effects wizard, pro wrestler*
*and these are just my ideas*
*Superstar bard, thank you*
*might I suggest the college of glamour? its got fey theming, but you can take that out*
*also, what kind of music do they do? it can be important for their charicterization*
*Folk music, Thank even more*
*glad I could help!*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Mal is carrying a stack of books, stumbling as he walks back to the tavern. Chara follows him close behind, snickering as he almost trips. He has a frustrated look on his face as he walks, but once he finally reaches the tavern, he puts the books down on a table and begins to read. Chara, bored, walks over to the bar and starts ordering some heavy wine, taking one of Mal's books without him noticing.
The book is ripped from Chara's hand by some invisible force. It floats away and lands on the head of a small stoat person in pajamas.
The little guy walks over the Mal and sort of bonks his head against Mal's thigh, like a cat does. The book slides into Mal's lap.
Mal is carrying a stack of books, stumbling as he walks back to the tavern. Chara follows him close behind, snickering as he almost trips. He has a frustrated look on his face as he walks, but once he finally reaches the tavern, he puts the books down on a table and begins to read. Chara, bored, walks over to the bar and starts ordering some heavy wine, taking one of Mal's books without him noticing.
Fives walks into the tavern and towards Mal. "Mind if I sit here?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
It has a rich umami taste, and it's thick, almost like a milkshake. "It needs factory equipment, but I could probably find a book about it." He takes a sip as well.
"its delicious. what world are you from?"
"I dunno. I always just knew it as 'The World' and didn't think much further about it. Kind of dumb when I think about it. Spell jammers had to have some designation for it, right? Probably just a string of letters and numbers." He lays back in his little boat.
Mal is carrying a stack of books, stumbling as he walks back to the tavern. Chara follows him close behind, snickering as he almost trips. He has a frustrated look on his face as he walks, but once he finally reaches the tavern, he puts the books down on a table and begins to read. Chara, bored, walks over to the bar and starts ordering some heavy wine, taking one of Mal's books without him noticing.
Fives walks into the tavern and towards Mal. "Mind if I sit here?"
He looks up from his book, nodding eagerly. "A companion! Perhaps we could exchange knowledge!"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
It has a rich umami taste, and it's thick, almost like a milkshake. "It needs factory equipment, but I could probably find a book about it." He takes a sip as well.
"its delicious. what world are you from?"
"I dunno. I always just knew it as 'The World' and didn't think much further about it. Kind of dumb when I think about it. Spell jammers had to have some designation for it, right? Probably just a string of letters and numbers." He lays back in his little boat.
"fair enough. you said you wanted to talk about me?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Mal is carrying a stack of books, stumbling as he walks back to the tavern. Chara follows him close behind, snickering as he almost trips. He has a frustrated look on his face as he walks, but once he finally reaches the tavern, he puts the books down on a table and begins to read. Chara, bored, walks over to the bar and starts ordering some heavy wine, taking one of Mal's books without him noticing.
The book is ripped from Chara's hand by some invisible force. It floats away and lands on the head of a small stoat person in pajamas.
The little guy walks over the Mal and sort of bonks his head against Mal's thigh, like a cat does. The book slides into Mal's lap.
"H-huh?" Mal looks up. "Did you take my book?" He seems offended. "You could have just asked, you know. Although thanks for returning it."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
“My conscience wouldn’t let me fight here. Too much collateral damage.”
"Are you going to tell anyone what you know?"
“There’s no fun in that. Besides, I already have all the money I need for the rest of my life. I don’t care about an extra 1,000 gold.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
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"there was a.... ferret? I think it was. a psychic ferret person in a floating boat. we had tea"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
It has a rich umami taste, and it's thick, almost like a milkshake. "It needs factory equipment, but I could probably find a book about it." He takes a sip as well.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"its delicious. what world are you from?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Hm, I want somebody who must look good for the crowds, so they came to be loved*
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
"Wow. I saw this weird guy on a flying carpet. He wasn't very nice, though. Lots of threats."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*gladiator, superstar bard, tv show host, special effects wizard, pro wrestler*
*and these are just my ideas*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"I might need to talk to him then"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Superstar bard, thank you*
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
*might I suggest the college of glamour? its got fey theming, but you can take that out*
*also, what kind of music do they do? it can be important for their charicterization*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Folk music, Thank even more*
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*sorry nanner, I would, but I have two rp's going*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*glad I could help!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
The book is ripped from Chara's hand by some invisible force. It floats away and lands on the head of a small stoat person in pajamas.
The little guy walks over the Mal and sort of bonks his head against Mal's thigh, like a cat does. The book slides into Mal's lap.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Fives walks into the tavern and towards Mal. "Mind if I sit here?"
*drat! ninja'd again!*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"I dunno. I always just knew it as 'The World' and didn't think much further about it. Kind of dumb when I think about it. Spell jammers had to have some designation for it, right? Probably just a string of letters and numbers." He lays back in his little boat.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
He looks up from his book, nodding eagerly. "A companion! Perhaps we could exchange knowledge!"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"fair enough. you said you wanted to talk about me?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"H-huh?" Mal looks up. "Did you take my book?" He seems offended. "You could have just asked, you know. Although thanks for returning it."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
“There’s no fun in that. Besides, I already have all the money I need for the rest of my life. I don’t care about an extra 1,000 gold.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor