A short, scaled figure walks into the tavern, his metallic weapons gleaming in the light. he hops up onto a bar stool and orders a beer in a mug about the size of his head and begins sipping away happily, like a young child would sip a juice box.
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor waves as he enters
He grins and waves back, before heaving his mug and walking over to her. "Can I assume you're here to attempt the Killing Floor?"
"absoultley. and you?"
"And me indeed. Is this your first year?"
"yes. yourself?"
"First time. I'm not sure I'm ready. They let you take a companion with you, right?"
"yes. I'm fighting with one, in fact"
"Ah. If you're comfortable with sharing, who?"
"I dont know. I can summon servants of Heironeous, but its different each time. are you fighting with a partner?"
"Less a partner, more a pet. I can show you, if you like."
"sure"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*they're spoken in the same place. I imagine its like how someone who knows Spanish can kinda get the gist of someone speaking french*
"no, I don't"
*Deep speech and undercommon are very different. Undercommon is a dialect of common used in the Underdark, while Deep speech is spoken only by aberrants in the far realm so I imagine it’s comprised of mostly weird sounds and noises.*
*fair enough*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Modern and Renaissance firearms only. I don’t want to see any laser or antimatter weapons running around please.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*which saving throw would go against intimidation?*
*You don’t need to make a save or a check, if someone rolls intimidation against you, you can set the DC because it’s your character. If you really do want to make a contested roll, I would think it’s insight if anything.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Modern and Renaissance firearms only. I don’t want to see any laser or antimatter weapons running around please.*
*perfect. Thanks*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*Just had to make sure I got through all the rules questions, also hello everyone :)*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Just had to make sure I got through all the rules questions, also hello everyone :)*
*hey cyno!*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A short, scaled figure walks into the tavern, his metallic weapons gleaming in the light. he hops up onto a bar stool and orders a beer in a mug about the size of his head and begins sipping away happily, like a young child would sip a juice box.
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor waves as he enters
He grins and waves back, before heaving his mug and walking over to her. "Can I assume you're here to attempt the Killing Floor?"
"absoultley. and you?"
"And me indeed. Is this your first year?"
"yes. yourself?"
"First time. I'm not sure I'm ready. They let you take a companion with you, right?"
"yes. I'm fighting with one, in fact"
"Ah. If you're comfortable with sharing, who?"
"I dont know. I can summon servants of Heironeous, but its different each time. are you fighting with a partner?"
"Less a partner, more a pet. I can show you, if you like."
"sure"
"Alright. I'll finish my drink, then I'll meet you outside"
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*Just had to make sure I got through all the rules questions, also hello everyone :)*
*hey cyno!*
*hey! how are you? just got done with a week of huge tests and several projects so im finally free.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A short, scaled figure walks into the tavern, his metallic weapons gleaming in the light. he hops up onto a bar stool and orders a beer in a mug about the size of his head and begins sipping away happily, like a young child would sip a juice box.
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor waves as he enters
He grins and waves back, before heaving his mug and walking over to her. "Can I assume you're here to attempt the Killing Floor?"
"absoultley. and you?"
"And me indeed. Is this your first year?"
"yes. yourself?"
"First time. I'm not sure I'm ready. They let you take a companion with you, right?"
"yes. I'm fighting with one, in fact"
"Ah. If you're comfortable with sharing, who?"
"I dont know. I can summon servants of Heironeous, but its different each time. are you fighting with a partner?"
"Less a partner, more a pet. I can show you, if you like."
"sure"
"Alright. I'll finish my drink, then I'll meet you outside"
"sure" she heads outside
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Just had to make sure I got through all the rules questions, also hello everyone :)*
*hey cyno!*
*hey! how are you? just got done with a week of huge tests and several projects so im finally free.*
*nice!*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*I’ve got to go to calc, I’ll be back in a bit sorry for appearing and disappearing so abruptly as of late. I’ll be on to RP later I think.*
*For tournaments, we currently have 2 people for 2v2s and 4 for 1v1s, so once I hit 6 for 1v1s and 4 for 2v2s I’ll host a tournament. If it doesn’t get enough people by the end of the month, I’ll fill the slots with NPCs :)*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
If they had eyes, they would be rolling them. "You think hopping from continent to continent and maintaining armor is cheap?"
“Just ditch the armor. Catch a spelljammer and you’re home free.”
"That's why I'm in the arena. I'm building up an escape fund, and this is the fastest way to get cash. That is, unless you'll be willing to give me enough."
“How much do you need?”
They sigh. "20 thousand gold pieces. Now do you understand why I'm in the arena?"
“Yikes. Need a little help? I’m sure we could work something out.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I’ve got to go to calc, I’ll be back in a bit sorry for appearing and disappearing so abruptly as of late. I’ll be on to RP later I think.*
*For tournaments, we currently have 2 people for 2v2s and 4 for 1v1s, so once I hit 6 for 1v1s and 4 for 2v2s I’ll host a tournament. If it doesn’t get enough people by the end of the month, I’ll fill the slots with NPCs :)*
*cool!*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
If they had eyes, they would be rolling them. "You think hopping from continent to continent and maintaining armor is cheap?"
“Just ditch the armor. Catch a spelljammer and you’re home free.”
"That's why I'm in the arena. I'm building up an escape fund, and this is the fastest way to get cash. That is, unless you'll be willing to give me enough."
“How much do you need?”
They sigh. "20 thousand gold pieces. Now do you understand why I'm in the arena?"
“Yikes. Need a little help? I’m sure we could work something out.”
"You can help by telling nobody about what you saw." Fives begins to walk away, into the back alleys.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
A Strugel (stout stoatfolk) in pajamas is riding a little boat into town. It floats a couple inches off the ground. The little creature inside doesn't seem to be directing it, simply laying on their side and holding a malformed crystal skull as if it were a teddy bear.
*are you just porting characters from auttum country on to all these other threads?*
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor is walking, and sees them. she waves
*This character wasn't actually originaly for the Autumn Country, it's just where they were first introduced*
The critter waves weakly. The boat gently lowers to the ground. "Whurrya goin...?" ("Where are you going?") The Strugel slurs, half-awake.
A short, scaled figure walks into the tavern, his metallic weapons gleaming in the light. he hops up onto a bar stool and orders a beer in a mug about the size of his head and begins sipping away happily, like a young child would sip a juice box.
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor waves as he enters
He grins and waves back, before heaving his mug and walking over to her. "Can I assume you're here to attempt the Killing Floor?"
"absoultley. and you?"
"And me indeed. Is this your first year?"
"yes. yourself?"
"First time. I'm not sure I'm ready. They let you take a companion with you, right?"
"yes. I'm fighting with one, in fact"
"Ah. If you're comfortable with sharing, who?"
"I dont know. I can summon servants of Heironeous, but its different each time. are you fighting with a partner?"
"Less a partner, more a pet. I can show you, if you like."
"sure"
"Alright. I'll finish my drink, then I'll meet you outside"
"sure" she heads outside
After a few minutes, he walks out to her. he looks up at the sky for a second, before pulling out a whistle and blowing into it. after a few seconds, a gigantic, blue creature swoops down, circling overhead. "That's Ziggy. beautiful, isn't she"
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
A Strugel (stout stoatfolk) in pajamas is riding a little boat into town. It floats a couple inches off the ground. The little creature inside doesn't seem to be directing it, simply laying on their side and holding a malformed crystal skull as if it were a teddy bear.
*are you just porting characters from auttum country on to all these other threads?*
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor is walking, and sees them. she waves
*This character wasn't actually originaly for the Autumn Country, it's just where they were first introduced*
The critter waves weakly. The boat gently lowers to the ground. "Whurrya goin...?" ("Where are you going?") The Strugel slurs, half-awake.
"just taking a walk. youself?" she slows down her speed-walking to keep pace with the boat
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A short, scaled figure walks into the tavern, his metallic weapons gleaming in the light. he hops up onto a bar stool and orders a beer in a mug about the size of his head and begins sipping away happily, like a young child would sip a juice box.
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor waves as he enters
He grins and waves back, before heaving his mug and walking over to her. "Can I assume you're here to attempt the Killing Floor?"
"absoultley. and you?"
"And me indeed. Is this your first year?"
"yes. yourself?"
"First time. I'm not sure I'm ready. They let you take a companion with you, right?"
"yes. I'm fighting with one, in fact"
"Ah. If you're comfortable with sharing, who?"
"I dont know. I can summon servants of Heironeous, but its different each time. are you fighting with a partner?"
"Less a partner, more a pet. I can show you, if you like."
"sure"
"Alright. I'll finish my drink, then I'll meet you outside"
"sure" she heads outside
After a few minutes, he walks out to her. he looks up at the sky for a second, before pulling out a whistle and blowing into it. after a few seconds, a gigantic, blue creature swoops down, circling overhead. "That's Ziggy. beautiful, isn't she"
"indeed. what is he? I've never seen anything like him"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
The boat falls to the ground as the Strugel inside awakens. Without hesitation (but taking a moment to yawn first), they climb out and try to help the woman up. Being under three feet tall makes this difficult. "Are you a... landsknecht?"
“A… a what?” She says, taking the Stugel’s hand and grabbing the halberd that she dropped.
They yawn again, pushing her up with their full weight. "Typa polearm-specialized mercenary. They also use shotguns. Very colorful, very elite." His spine seems to extend as he uses his body as a jack to lift her.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
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"sure"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*fair enough*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Modern and Renaissance firearms only. I don’t want to see any laser or antimatter weapons running around please.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*You don’t need to make a save or a check, if someone rolls intimidation against you, you can set the DC because it’s your character. If you really do want to make a contested roll, I would think it’s insight if anything.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*perfect. Thanks*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*Just had to make sure I got through all the rules questions, also hello everyone :)*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*hey cyno!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Alright. I'll finish my drink, then I'll meet you outside"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*hey! how are you? just got done with a week of huge tests and several projects so im finally free.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"sure" she heads outside
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*nice!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*I’ve got to go to calc, I’ll be back in a bit sorry for appearing and disappearing so abruptly as of late. I’ll be on to RP later I think.*
*For tournaments, we currently have 2 people for 2v2s and 4 for 1v1s, so once I hit 6 for 1v1s and 4 for 2v2s I’ll host a tournament. If it doesn’t get enough people by the end of the month, I’ll fill the slots with NPCs :)*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Yikes. Need a little help? I’m sure we could work something out.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*cool!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"You can help by telling nobody about what you saw." Fives begins to walk away, into the back alleys.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*This character wasn't actually originaly for the Autumn Country, it's just where they were first introduced*
The critter waves weakly. The boat gently lowers to the ground. "Whurrya goin...?" ("Where are you going?") The Strugel slurs, half-awake.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
After a few minutes, he walks out to her. he looks up at the sky for a second, before pulling out a whistle and blowing into it. after a few seconds, a gigantic, blue creature swoops down, circling overhead. "That's Ziggy. beautiful, isn't she"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
"just taking a walk. youself?" she slows down her speed-walking to keep pace with the boat
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"indeed. what is he? I've never seen anything like him"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
They yawn again, pushing her up with their full weight. "Typa polearm-specialized mercenary. They also use shotguns. Very colorful, very elite." His spine seems to extend as he uses his body as a jack to lift her.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine