the bard: “man I’m hotter as a girl than I thought”
the dm(me) *facepalms*
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bard: wait they should have disadvantage because of how hot I am!
me:roll..... attractiveness?
*nat 20*
me: ok you make everyone in the room including ur squad super into you and they all stare at you for twenty minutes straight because you are the hottest girl ever.
bard: ok but did I charm him.....
me: no. He rolled 19s twice.
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I have more quotes. We did an entire story ark with them being the alternate gender. A female Paladin got hit on by a girl, and the Paladin forgot she was a guy temporarily and there was a really awkward exchange that I don’t exactly remember.
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
also at the time of gender swap I completely forgot that the male monk goes shirtless.... that led to a strange conversation. And a strange next 2 sessions because he refused to go clothes shopping and no one else’s clothes fit him.... we finally got him (her?) decent after a “fun” time in a tavern. (He got arrested)
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I drew comics of it but I don’t have them at the time (to the recording thing) drawing them was interesting for the monk, trying to place everything in a convenient place to keep the comics as pg-13ish as possible
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
No because I can’t draw either! My art stinks worse than 9 year old trash! I’m still the best artist in the group....... all of them can’t draw. I also stink.
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Yeah that’s why I started the comic. To get betta! But back to funny quotes:
monk:I use my unarmed strike to chestbump because my hands are busy
me: you know that you are now a girl, and are refusing to put on a shirt?
monk: your right. The bard should do it!
me: no wai...!
bard: I take off my shirt and chestbump him! me: NO!
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
The party got more appropriate later on. These were all within the first few sessions of it.
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
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lol
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
hellbringer did u like the Darwin Award?
Enjoy my magic items, spells, monsters, my race, and a few feats. And GIVE ME FEEDBACK... or else.
Like what I say?
⬐ Just press this little guy right here.
Yup. I can't wait until the player snorts some smokepowder and becomes a walking suicide vest.
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
It prob. would deal around 10d6 damage, considering that it is to his internal organs.
Enjoy my magic items, spells, monsters, my race, and a few feats. And GIVE ME FEEDBACK... or else.
Like what I say?
⬐ Just press this little guy right here.
*sends him into room*
Why is no one coming in here with me?
*tosses flask of alchemist's fire*
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
*The party gender swaps*
everyone: panicking
the bard: “man I’m hotter as a girl than I thought”
the dm(me) *facepalms*
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
lol
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
This is why I love this party.
*still while gender swapped*
bard: I cast charm person!
Me(dm): ok they roll to save....
bard: wait they should have disadvantage because of how hot I am!
me:roll..... attractiveness?
*nat 20*
me: ok you make everyone in the room including ur squad super into you and they all stare at you for twenty minutes straight because you are the hottest girl ever.
bard: ok but did I charm him.....
me: no. He rolled 19s twice.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
That is legit the funniest thing I have ever read.
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
I have more quotes. We did an entire story ark with them being the alternate gender. A female Paladin got hit on by a girl, and the Paladin forgot she was a guy temporarily and there was a really awkward exchange that I don’t exactly remember.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
This is why you record your sessions...
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
also at the time of gender swap I completely forgot that the male monk goes shirtless.... that led to a strange conversation. And a strange next 2 sessions because he refused to go clothes shopping and no one else’s clothes fit him.... we finally got him (her?) decent after a “fun” time in a tavern. (He got arrested)
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I drew comics of it but I don’t have them at the time (to the recording thing) drawing them was interesting for the monk, trying to place everything in a convenient place to keep the comics as pg-13ish as possible
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Were the comics good?
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
Well, I drew them, so of course they were....
terrible
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I couldn't draw people well if my life depended on it. Could you help me with that?
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
No because I can’t draw either! My art stinks worse than 9 year old trash! I’m still the best artist in the group....... all of them can’t draw. I also stink.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I'm going to try to get better at drawing, so I can make some art for the people in my D&D group.
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
Yeah that’s why I started the comic. To get betta! But back to funny quotes:
monk:I use my unarmed strike to chestbump because my hands are busy
me: you know that you are now a girl, and are refusing to put on a shirt?
monk: your right. The bard should do it!
me: no wai...!
bard: I take off my shirt and chestbump him!
me: NO!
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
The party got more appropriate later on. These were all within the first few sessions of it.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew