All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
After Sister Serena's third attack against a tree monster rolling no higher than a 5
DM: Have you ever tried chopping a tree with a mace?
Fighting a giant toad attacking the camp in the middle of the night
Sister Serena: Psst! Guys! Wake up! Unless this is a nightmare, then wake me up!
After Serena got swallowed by the toad, then climbed out of it when others killed it, fell face first into swamp water to wash off the gunk, and returns to the main camp then Phillip (NPC with the party) wakes up
Phillip: Huh? Did I hear something?
Serena just glares at him in the dark with her glittery sparkling eyes [her eyes are the main visual cue that she's an aasimar]
Barbarian: I get inside the ship. DM: You see no doors or hatches leading inside. Barbarian: That's ship's problem, not mine.
pulls out axe ¨there is now¨
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic byVitaly S Alexius
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
"We talked about this. You can't just drown everyone we meet."
She is the only entertaining hobo murdering player I've seen. Her bloodlust never gets in the way of the other players, the DM, or the story and role-playing, unlike all the horror stories we've all read about players who murder hobos.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
My Monk: I grab my weasel and jump off the edge! DM: Strength check to maintain your grip. Monk: <fails> DM You lose your grip on your weasel, Monk Awww sorry buddy.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Talk to your Players.Talk to your DM. If more people used this advice, there would be 24.74% fewer threads on Tactics, Rules and DM discussions.
My Monk: I grab my weasel and jump off the edge! DM: Strength check to maintain your grip. Monk: <fails> DM You lose your grip on your weasel, Monk Awww sorry buddy.
Did the weasel survive? You can't just give us cliffhangers like this, man.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
- Can I use grappled gnome as an improvised weapon?
Not an advertisement, but relevant. (This is not a statement of endorsement.)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
My Monk: I grab my weasel and jump off the edge! DM: Strength check to maintain your grip. Monk: <fails> DM You lose your grip on your weasel, Monk Awww sorry buddy.
Did the weasel survive? You can't just give us cliffhangers like this, man.
Weasel lived with 4 HP. Kept the first watch on the ledge we were camping on.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Talk to your Players.Talk to your DM. If more people used this advice, there would be 24.74% fewer threads on Tactics, Rules and DM discussions.
As the party encounters a statue of a certain mage, naked except for a cowboy hat riding a donkey... the paladin shouts, "I search the statue for knobs or protrusions!"
i just almost wet myself howling at that. I am such a child.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
A caffeinated nerd who has played TTRPGs or a number of years and is very much a fantasy adventure geek.
Sure they are.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Hmm i might need to reconsider
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
After Sister Serena's third attack against a tree monster rolling no higher than a 5
DM: Have you ever tried chopping a tree with a mace?
Fighting a giant toad attacking the camp in the middle of the night
Sister Serena: Psst! Guys! Wake up! Unless this is a nightmare, then wake me up!
After Serena got swallowed by the toad, then climbed out of it when others killed it, fell face first into swamp water to wash off the gunk, and returns to the main camp then Phillip (NPC with the party) wakes up
Phillip: Huh? Did I hear something?
Serena just glares at him in the dark with her glittery sparkling eyes [her eyes are the main visual cue that she's an aasimar]
Phillip: No? Okay, back to sleep!
Context: We’re fighting a Adult Red Dragon. ( CR 17 ), and player 2 is playing a Sorcerer that is literally a pig.
DM: Roll a dex save.
Player 2: Dang, I got a 5.
DM: Take 31 fire damage.
Player 2: Okaaaay, I’m at 0 hit points now. *fails all death saves*
Player 1: Mmmmmm, steamed hams.
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
Context: The players are attending the dead sorcerer’s memorial service.
Fighter: *sniff**sobbing* Let’s pour one out for our boy Stampers, he’s in a better place now. ( Aforementioned pig sorcerer. ).
Gunslinger: You mean the pig?
Fighter: Yeah, he was the pig.
Monk: People in this party die off pretty quickly.
Barbarian: We had a Sorcerer?
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
"Now add 69 XP"
Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it...
Context: Player 3 has just wiped the blood and viscera of an Ice Troll on to a polymorphed giant ape Player 2
Player 2: Ah! You beast!
Player 1: You say that while you are currently a LITERAL beast.
Zepper, aasimar bard, has never told a lie or mislead someone in their life. Is trying to remove all secrets from the world.
Temerity, teifling, Way of the Drunken Master pirate monk. She left for 1 month, and now has to save her (big) brothers from a cult.
Barbarian: I get inside the ship.
DM: You see no doors or hatches leading inside.
Barbarian: That's ship's problem, not mine.
pulls out axe ¨there is now¨
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
DM: The Alligator misses his bite. Ok Salustio, You're up.
Me: I hit the alligator with a sword.
DM: Ok, any bonus actions?
Me: I ignite the alligator.
DM: Wha..?
Me: I IGNITE THE ALLIGATOR! DC 13 DEX SAVE!
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
- Can I use grappled gnome as an improvised weapon?
From a recent stream:
"We talked about this. You can't just drown everyone we meet."
She is the only entertaining hobo murdering player I've seen. Her bloodlust never gets in the way of the other players, the DM, or the story and role-playing, unlike all the horror stories we've all read about players who murder hobos.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
(after our Hexblade Warlock mistakenly gets drawn into a dance, and rolls a Natural 20 on his Performance check)
Villager: (pointing excitedly) “Hey, look! It’s the Duke of Dance!”
Hexblade Warlock: “I told ya, I ain’t no…!”
Another Villager: “The Duke of Dance!”
Hexblade Warlock: It’s “The Duke of Death”, ya miserable…!”
All of the villagers raising their beer mugs in admiration: “THE DUKE OF DANCE..!!”
Hexblade Warlock: “I hate this f*ckin’ town…!”
My Monk: I grab my weasel and jump off the edge!
DM: Strength check to maintain your grip.
Monk: <fails>
DM You lose your grip on your weasel,
Monk Awww sorry buddy.
Talk to your Players. Talk to your DM. If more people used this advice, there would be 24.74% fewer threads on Tactics, Rules and DM discussions.
Did the weasel survive? You can't just give us cliffhangers like this, man.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
Not an advertisement, but relevant. (This is not a statement of endorsement.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Weasel lived with 4 HP. Kept the first watch on the ledge we were camping on.
Talk to your Players. Talk to your DM. If more people used this advice, there would be 24.74% fewer threads on Tactics, Rules and DM discussions.
i just almost wet myself howling at that. I am such a child.
A caffeinated nerd who has played TTRPGs or a number of years and is very much a fantasy adventure geek.
Now you each get 69 GP
Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it...
Word is getting out! I told them I wasn't crazy!
Make your Artificer work with any other class with 174 Multiclassing Feats for your Artificer Multiclass Character!
DM's Guild Releases on This Thread Or check them all out on DMs Guild!
DrivethruRPG Releases on This Thread - latest release: My Character is a Werewolf: balanced rules for Lycanthropy!
I have started discussing/reviewing 3rd party D&D content on Substack - stay tuned for semi-regular posts!