While in the mimics (seemingly endless) stomach, I use the Glock to shoot a way out of it, crawling through the hole covered in mimic spit. the mimic writhes on the floor in pain before returning to its normal form.
With my anger absolute, I throw everyone you've ever loved into the mouth of the mimic
I chuck you in and become a cold, calculated killer- I feed the mimic everyone else
The Mimic acts like a young child and won't eat everyone else until you put them in a giant spoon, make airplane noises, and make the spoon go up and down towards its mouth. It ends up spitting everyone out anyways
I feed the Mimic a suit, a gun, Keanu Reeves, and a dead dog named Daisy (I also do the 2 fingers pointing at my eyes then back at the other person thing to Satan. "SEE YA THERE BUDDY!")
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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The Mimic, horrified, lets out an ear-piercing, blood-curdling shriek. You and everyone else in a 50 foot radius of the Mimic become temporarily deafened, and you take 15 thunder damage.
The Mimic also spits out a can of Raid and starts spraying the Man-Spider with it frantically. The Raid ends up drifting in front of your face at one point and you accidentally inhale it, so you take 7 poison damage as well.
I feed the Mimic the entire cast of Phineas and Ferb, along with the now-dead Man-Spider
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
The Mimic eats them all, spits up the dresses, ties them all together, does a quick never-ending ribbon magician trick, then slurps down the dresses once more, but this time like they're one big spaghetti noodle. It then spits out some songbirds, a deer, a poisoned apple, a snowman, a seashell, a frog, and other items.
I feed the Mimic my Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity game card.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Unfortunately, the mimic does not like your taste in games and simply spits it into a pit of lava after a 3-hour gaming marathon with you.
I feed the Mimic all Eighty-seven billion, six hundred fifty-four million, three hundred twenty-one thousand, one hundred twenty-three books, hopefully if he doesn't like it he'll choke.
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Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign ofDoomJOY to Come!!!!!
The Mimic, overwhelmed by the amount of books you've given it, faints and falls to the floor. It quickly wakes up, then starts yelling things like, "WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THIS MANY BOOKS?!" and "WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THIS MANY BOOKS?!". It decides to donate all the books to its local library, because it knows it definitely doesn't have enough time to read (or eat) them all.
I feed the Mimic the two characters in my pfp. (Congrats if you know what movie they're from)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
It spits out a spice rack filled with rare and exotic spices, some even magical.
I feed the Mimic a director's score for The Legend of Zelda Main Theme.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
The Mimic hops on it, and chases you around the room, trying to eat you. Eventually, the hoverboard hits a comically large fork (where ever could that have come from?), sending the Mimic flying. As it flies, it spits out a stream of various objects covered in Mimic saliva. Roll an Investigation check to try and see what the objects are.
I give the Mimic some paint to help cover up the stratched paintwork on its damaged chest-like exterior.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
The Mimic hastily builds you a house. After it's finished, you can see that the house is a lavish mansion, fully furnished and decorated. As for the item you found? It's a ticking time bomb that reads 00:01 on the timer! The bomb explodes, destroying your newly built mansion, and you take 5d10 fire damage and are knocked Prone. You also take 4d6 bludgeoning damage from the falling debris.
I feed the Mimic some mac'n'cheese, with about 5 pounds of extra cheese.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
The Mimic takes the tea, makes a gallon of half-and-half, takes a sip, looks at you in disgust, and dumps all of it on you. It then yells at you in a voice disturbingly similar to Gordan Ramsey and says, "YOU F***ING DONKEY! THIS TEA IS SO SPOILED IT MAY AS WELL BE AS OLD AS YOUR GRANDMOTHER!"
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I chuck you in and become a cold, calculated killer- I feed the mimic everyone else
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
The Mimic acts like a young child and won't eat everyone else until you put them in a giant spoon, make airplane noises, and make the spoon go up and down towards its mouth. It ends up spitting everyone out anyways
I feed the Mimic a suit, a gun, Keanu Reeves, and a dead dog named Daisy (I also do the 2 fingers pointing at my eyes then back at the other person thing to Satan. "SEE YA THERE BUDDY!")
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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It spits out Rambo to make you mad
I feed it a spider and a man
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
It spits out a horrendous bloody mix of both
I feed it Man-Spider
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
The Mimic, horrified, lets out an ear-piercing, blood-curdling shriek. You and everyone else in a 50 foot radius of the Mimic become temporarily deafened, and you take 15 thunder damage.
The Mimic also spits out a can of Raid and starts spraying the Man-Spider with it frantically. The Raid ends up drifting in front of your face at one point and you accidentally inhale it, so you take 7 poison damage as well.
I feed the Mimic the entire cast of Phineas and Ferb, along with the now-dead Man-Spider
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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It throws up.
I feed it all the Disney princesses.
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
The Mimic eats them all, spits up the dresses, ties them all together, does a quick never-ending ribbon magician trick, then slurps down the dresses once more, but this time like they're one big spaghetti noodle. It then spits out some songbirds, a deer, a poisoned apple, a snowman, a seashell, a frog, and other items.
I feed the Mimic my Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity game card.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Unfortunately, the mimic does not like your taste in games and simply spits it into a pit of lava after a 3-hour gaming marathon with you.
I feed the Mimic all Eighty-seven billion, six hundred fifty-four million, three hundred twenty-one thousand, one hundred twenty-three books, hopefully if he doesn't like it he'll choke.
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!The Mimic, overwhelmed by the amount of books you've given it, faints and falls to the floor. It quickly wakes up, then starts yelling things like, "WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THIS MANY BOOKS?!" and "WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THIS MANY BOOKS?!". It decides to donate all the books to its local library, because it knows it definitely doesn't have enough time to read (or eat) them all.
I feed the Mimic the two characters in my pfp. (Congrats if you know what movie they're from)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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it spits out one comically large, golden steak
i feed it some parsley
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
It spits out a spice rack filled with rare and exotic spices, some even magical.
I feed the Mimic a director's score for The Legend of Zelda Main Theme.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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it spits out the words 'You Died. Game Over'
i feed it a compressed zip codded file containing a virus
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
The Mimic hops on it, and chases you around the room, trying to eat you. Eventually, the hoverboard hits a comically large fork (where ever could that have come from?), sending the Mimic flying. As it flies, it spits out a stream of various objects covered in Mimic saliva. Roll an Investigation check to try and see what the objects are.
I give the Mimic some paint to help cover up the stratched paintwork on its damaged chest-like exterior.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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The Mimic hastily builds you a house. After it's finished, you can see that the house is a lavish mansion, fully furnished and decorated. As for the item you found? It's a ticking time bomb that reads 00:01 on the timer! The bomb explodes, destroying your newly built mansion, and you take 5d10 fire damage and are knocked Prone. You also take 4d6 bludgeoning damage from the falling debris.
I feed the Mimic some mac'n'cheese, with about 5 pounds of extra cheese.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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The Mimic takes the tea, makes a gallon of half-and-half, takes a sip, looks at you in disgust, and dumps all of it on you. It then yells at you in a voice disturbingly similar to Gordan Ramsey and says, "YOU F***ING DONKEY! THIS TEA IS SO SPOILED IT MAY AS WELL BE AS OLD AS YOUR GRANDMOTHER!"
I feed the Mimic Gordan Ramsey and Kevin Hart.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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