he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
<This seems funny, not sure it'll catch on though>
So, the rogue and the bard decided to go robbing some people. Of course, my character (a wizard) was not happy about this. We were all level one at this point. I go and wallop the rogue upside the head with a club + truestrike + shillelagh, dealing maximum damage possible and one shotting the Rogue. Then I tossed her in prison.
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Gerdeen Island: a Pokemon themed tavern, meant to simulate the mundane parts of real life.
I have a character that can interpose to take damage for other characters. I've been using it to protect the monk from our blaster's fireballs, and they both count on me for this.
One day, I could just... not.
Blaster: "Tank, I'm casting fireball" Me: "Yes, you are. I'm not doing anything." Monk: "Wait. WAIT." Blaster: "Nothing personal, kid."
Waiting for your DM to include some downtime in the campaign, a month works best, then declaring (first to the DM at the start of downtime, then to the party at the end) that you, the party cleric, has been casting animate dead, but never using it to reassert control over old summons, thus spawning a small army of ~60 skeletons that randomly overwhelm local villages.
Life Cleric works well for surprise factor if you can avoid getting your powers rescinded, but non-necromancer wizard also can do well as you can make the skeletons suspiciously well equipped via usage of fabricate
Even better if your campaign has easy access to magic items. No one else is going to be happy in your party when the skeleton's +1 bow spam puts down the party fighter before he gets a turn.
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Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Ok, this is something I learned in 3.5e, apparently scorching ray was a really cracked spell. So a friend took split ray, twin spell, and put a bunch of slots into scorching ray, then just deleted people's hp. At one point combat became nothing more than stall until this man can do his thing...
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Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Peace, love, and death metal my friends
-Anders
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I'll start.
Fighter: *dying from horrible injuries*
Cleric: *starts healing Fighter*
Me (Warlock): *sips drink irl*
Me (Warlock): *points at Cleric and Fighter*
Me (Warlock): Counterspell.
Everyone else at the table:
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
<This seems funny, not sure it'll catch on though>
So, the rogue and the bard decided to go robbing some people. Of course, my character (a wizard) was not happy about this. We were all level one at this point. I go and wallop the rogue upside the head with a club + truestrike + shillelagh, dealing maximum damage possible and one shotting the Rogue. Then I tossed her in prison.
Gerdeen Island: a Pokemon themed tavern, meant to simulate the mundane parts of real life.
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
I have a character that can interpose to take damage for other characters. I've been using it to protect the monk from our blaster's fireballs, and they both count on me for this.
One day, I could just... not.
Blaster: "Tank, I'm casting fireball"
Me: "Yes, you are. I'm not doing anything."
Monk: "Wait. WAIT."
Blaster: "Nothing personal, kid."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Waiting for your DM to include some downtime in the campaign, a month works best, then declaring (first to the DM at the start of downtime, then to the party at the end) that you, the party cleric, has been casting animate dead, but never using it to reassert control over old summons, thus spawning a small army of ~60 skeletons that randomly overwhelm local villages.
Life Cleric works well for surprise factor if you can avoid getting your powers rescinded, but non-necromancer wizard also can do well as you can make the skeletons suspiciously well equipped via usage of fabricate
Even better if your campaign has easy access to magic items. No one else is going to be happy in your party when the skeleton's +1 bow spam puts down the party fighter before he gets a turn.
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
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Ok, this is something I learned in 3.5e, apparently scorching ray was a really cracked spell. So a friend took split ray, twin spell, and put a bunch of slots into scorching ray, then just deleted people's hp. At one point combat became nothing more than stall until this man can do his thing...
Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Peace, love, and death metal my friends
-Anders