I did not raise this discord avatar to be communication-handi you know what? ********. Also the puppy has wandered off... I am sure no super villain will threaten someone between choosing to sacrifice the puppy or their family.
A cave you say? I search for my 1000% sunlight flashlight. I knew it would come in handy some day. Edit: I don't even know what came over me, but I suddenly had the urge to equip it too.
In the face of being given an overly-specific-answer-puzzle, the shopkeep just rolls his eyes because he knows for a fact that the person behind his controller's not going to figure it out and presses the fast forward button.
Wait no, that's too far forward, Cuphead's celebrating with all his friends that's AFTER we want to grab him, FRICK. The shopkeep attempts to press the rewind button but discovers that it came off some time in the past 5 minutes and now he has to look for it before he can get back to ruining Cuphead's life.
-6 mana. the meteor locks onto the eagle, a line of heatless flame showing its trajectory. a bolt of (8/20) Pure (2) ✦ light leaps out of your staff, doing (83)non-crit (56/70) 74 damage. the hoard does a final series of stabs, then jumps off and runs en mass (31 damage, 13 ) the eagle, sensing its time is ending, pours more energy into the fire. 75, no dodge, 64 damage to you.
[42] Totemic Eagle 97/1220 ❤. Fire explosion breath, big. Numbed I for 3 [50] elder villagers x4 268/300❤, canes with golden patterns, Fiteing (custom spell: chains of immobility) [ ] Village LeaderNPC ???/??? ❤, in spire. [Var] hoard ran off, left behind the pile of 86 [40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 207/350 ❤ Equipped: stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage, hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)8 soul dots 5/20 ✹ 34305/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L) Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹,✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
I did not raise this discord avatar to be communication-handi you know what? ********. Also the puppy has wandered off... I am sure no super villain will threaten someone between choosing to sacrifice the puppy or their family.
A cave you say? I search for my 1000% sunlight flashlight. I knew it would come in handy some day. Edit: I don't even know what came over me, but I suddenly had the urge to equip it too.
Actually, I've already planned one prospective mini-boss/ villain which can only be defeated if you murder a harmless puppy. and I'm not even a super-villain! as for the avatar's "communication-handicap", the Avatar just doesn't know anything more then what it said. because I won't tell it. I never said a cave, but alright. you now have a very strong flashlight [note: the energy is assumed to not be focused- it's "sun from earth x10", not "sun from surface x10" or "entire sun brightless x10", as sun-from-surface would definitely burn things, and entire sun brightness could destroy the world.] you notice something's casting dim shadows in the room, faded orange light from the windows? [Please note that time of day is not consistent between sidequests or dimensions.]
Suddenly a massive black hole comes from nowhere but the only thing the black hole does is dropping tarrasque after tarrasque until ther is ten thousands tarrasques, all running at random direction. The tarrasques are as small as human fist and tarrasques are not harmful to anyone.
In the face of being given an overly-specific-answer-puzzle, the shopkeep just rolls his eyes because he knows for a fact that the person behind his controller's not going to figure it out and presses the fast forward button.
Wait no, that's too far forward, Cuphead's celebrating with all his friends that's AFTER we want to grab him, FRICK. The shopkeep attempts to press the rewind button but discovers that it came off some time in the past 5 minutes and now he has to look for it before he can get back to ruining Cuphead's life.
you press the fast forward button. FFWD ▶️▶️ asyoulookfortherewindbutton younoticethere'sapurpleholeinthefloorofyourstall showingastarcoveredbackground,you'reprettysurethat'swheretherewindbuttonfell, , , asyouwatch theholesnapsshutwithaflash leavingthefloornormal orasitwasbeforeatlea PLAY ▶️ ast. This is the Second Time someone messed with the fast-forward button. one moment, everyone, putting the update on hold...
sudo visudo
Defaults env_reset,timestamp_timeout=0
sudo deluser Pionoplayer sudo
sudo deluser HV sudo
sudo deluser Goldhero sudo
sudo deluser Woobydoobydoo sudo
sudo deluser Aeisenberg sudo
sudo deluser acerack sudo
sudo deluser Booksbooks3 sudo
sudo deluser Carleah sudo
sudo deluser GENE sudo
sudo deluser Blankplayer13 sudo
sudo deluser Blankplayer14 sudo
sudo deluser Blankplayer15 sudo
sudo deluser Blankplayer16 sudo
sudo deluser Blankplayer17 sudo
sudo deluser Blankplayer18 sudo
sudo deluser Blankplayer19 sudo
(...)
...Alright, that's done. now, there's a conundrum I would present you with normally, if i didn't suspect it wasn't a problem for you in the first place, and if that hadn't just happened. So instead here's a different puzzle. you just messed with my job, and now I've got your rewind button... and it won't work without my permission anymore anyway. I really should have fixed that the first time... anyway. I've got what you need, and aren'tinclined togive it. what. do.
Suddenly a massive black hole comes from nowhere but the only thing the black hole does is dropping tarrasque after tarrasque until ther is ten thousands tarrasques, all running at random direction. The tarrasques are as small as human fist and tarrasques are not harmful to anyone.
the Tarrasques are so weak, they shadiamondiffy instantly. the hole gets clogged by diamond statues of tarrasques... if you cleared it, it might be more useful.
The Orbital Cannon is essentially complete, all that is left is the solars.
and getting it in orbit, and also the part with how you can't move. the hound atacl! for once, the retainer rolls low enough for it to kill! not to kill 2, though. just one. Perry follows up, targetting... the manifest. M. of Folly teleports behind you [37]
no damage. the Retainers of Folly attack perry, doing (rolled-a-14)-10=4 damage. the eishalon follows this by eating both of them (or rather, enveloping them in the mass of tendrils that serves as a neck) and punching perry in the face for 16-10=6 damage The Godmodder picks up the Nightmare- assuming it's present at all, of course- and begins to wield it. he is still riding it at the same time, but now he can also use it as if it where a shadow dire chain. if it isn't there, it is ineffective on anyone who realizes it isn't there, but still works just as well on anyone who doesn't make at least 4 successful rolls at DC14 out of 8 rolls.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? 1/3 Log. On his high horse, which he is also wielding as a dire chain? Brands ( statsteral) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly 8 damage mites . 1/5 energy. Scan resistant retainer of Folly x0 1 dm .2 dma [AG] Housky 20/20 HP (house-breaking powers! Back) 50% radioactive [A] Perry the Platypus 55/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 30A owned by aeisenberg. 75% diamond (cannot increase) [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema [AG-A] Radiation enforcer (cooling down) 60 HP shield [AOOGA]Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP invis again! [IIIIIIIIII] 50% radioactive
Piono: 35% shadiamond (invis) Carleah: 22% shadiamond Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) injured. invisible(pro'lly 100% shadiamond, but unaffected). Favour of the Deva. Evonix: 75% shadiamond. transparent, meaning shadiamond will not further harm them. Goldhello. Full Shadiamond, lite injruy Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10 ). GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13mrald-goop,zombie mage corpse
I head over near the elders and heal, trying to heal them a bit as well with it?
Then blasteu
you head over to one of the elders (they're scattered to restrict the eagles movement) and cast heal (-3 mana). you heal them for 21 (and yourself), and there's 3 more pulses (turns out my source for heal effectiveness was wrong, and it's about half or a third as much as i thought. as for blasting, the eagle's already garunteed to die from the meteor. which it Does. [Eagle XP gain to be determined tommorow, as will loot. apologies for the delay this will cause] The eagles structure creaaaaaks and slowly falls to the ground, leaving its body of lava-wood, useless except for the loot it somehow contains: [2952]x4 XP [this number determined by killing the most similar available boss in a game of similar scaling] 1 level 36-40 unique dagger 1 level 32-36 unique bow 1 Shining Golden Chestplate (+247 HP, level min 40) and 50 emeralds.
The elders take all the piled emeralds and 40 of the new ones for repairs: the thing broke some stuff. so, you get 10 emeralds the dagger the bow and the chestplate.
[42] Totemic Eagle DEDED [50] elder villagers x4 268/300 (one has 289, 300 next turn)❤, canes with golden patterns, Fiteing (custom spell: chains of immobility) [ ] Village LeaderNPC ???/??? ❤, in spire. [40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 234/350 ❤, Pulse 21 for 3 Equipped: stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage, hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)8 soul dots 4/20 ✹ 37257/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L) Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹,✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
Quadruple XP for 2 minutes (6 posts)! Wobbydoobydoo : beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, shining gold chestplate, unidentified bow and nife, unidentified leggings , 10+193, thank-you note, weird "compass"
I think I should investigate this house further. I search for a way down.
Well, there's the giant hole in the floor from when the chandelier crashed through the floor. you are currently on the third floor, having broken in through a window on one of the roofs.
Solars are easy enough to solve. They are just... solar panels. Then we have a rocket ship or teleportation device to put it up in space (take your pick), and I restore myself from shadiamondization via Healing Omega, earthbound style!
The Shopkeep stands up quickly as the update buzzes past and hits his head on the underside of his stall, and comes out from under it cursing. Or, you think it's cursing, the words he's using are... very much not ones anyone recognizes. "Akriphage, Sundering Skalthos and[okay this one is regular english cursing]HECK ON A STICK." The shopkeep turns to face the GMs camera. "Okay, first off, that fast forward wasn't supposed to have an effect on the update terminal. It's specifically a viewport for looking into other timelines and dimensions. I apologize if I accidentally hooked it up to the terminal somehow. For[fricks] sake that shouldn't even be possible." "If you give me my rewind button back, I'll make sure I hook it up so that interfering with update speeds won't happen again. Especially since I personally find it annoying, not helpful in the slightest."
The shopkeeper goes around the back of his viewing machine and begins unplugging wires and bits of electronics, and fiddling around with dials and stuff to disconnect his viewing machine from the update terminal so that the thing doesn't happen again.
Solars are easy enough to solve. They are just... solar panels. Then we have a rocket ship or teleportation device to put it up in space (take your pick), and I restore myself from shadiamondization via Healing Omega, earthbound style!
you are cured of shadiamond!... your charge does not increment, as you need to spend your action on it (shadiamond is a battlefield affliction, not chargequest, so it isn't free to do it alongside charging)
The Shopkeep stands up quickly as the update buzzes past and hits his head on the underside of his stall, and comes out from under it cursing. Or, you think it's cursing, the words he's using are... very much not ones anyone recognizes. "Akriphage, Sundering Skalthos and[okay this one is regular english cursing]HECK ON A STICK." The shopkeep turns to face the GMs camera. "Okay, first off, that fast forward wasn't supposed to have an effect on the update terminal. It's specifically a viewport for looking into other timelines and dimensions. I apologize if I accidentally hooked it up to the terminal somehow. For[fricks] sake that shouldn't even be possible." "If you give me my rewind button back, I'll make sure I hook it up so that interfering with update speeds won't happen again. Especially since I personally find it annoying, not helpful in the slightest."
Hm... I'm not sure exactly how it happened either. my guess is the first instance of a fast forward (by hungry visitor), which was much more explicit and stated to affect reality, may have made future ones more likely...? as for connection between your thing and mine, I think it was just the default for reality-affecting computers of any kind. was, since I set all your sudo privileges to 0.
I put on the chestplate and sell the bow and nife(since I can't use them).
you get 7 emeralds from the bow and probably 7 from the nife but i forget, i'll check what i wrote down tommorow. Prices for everything are the same as last time. You feel like there are more options right now then there seem...
[50] elder villagers x4 268/300 (one has 300)❤, canes with golden patterns,rebuilding (Custom spell: Precision telekinesis) [ ] Village LeaderNPC ???/??? ❤, in spire. [40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 257/597 ❤, Pulse 21 for 3 Equipped: stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage, hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen) Chestplate- Shining gold chestplate (+247 HP) 8 soul dots 6/20 ✹ 37257/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L) Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹,✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
"Well, in that case, since it waqs clearly an accident, and I'm currently rewiring my entire thing instead of doing other things, could I PLEASE have my rewind button back? I need it before I can properly finish this charge."
Hold up why'd my shadiamond increase, you said being invisible would make me immune.
Flavor text coming in a bit.
7/35 for Gettin' Mugged
Credits:
aeisenberg: 1
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Meteor its face. And blasteu some more.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I did not raise this discord avatar to be
communication-handiyou know what? ********. Also the puppy has wandered off... I am sure no super villain will threaten someone between choosing to sacrifice the puppy or their family.A cave you say? I search for my 1000% sunlight flashlight. I knew it would come in handy some day. Edit: I don't even know what came over me, but I suddenly had the urge to equip it too.
In the face of being given an overly-specific-answer-puzzle, the shopkeep just rolls his eyes because he knows for a fact that the person behind his controller's not going to figure it out and presses the fast forward button.
Wait no, that's too far forward, Cuphead's celebrating with all his friends that's AFTER we want to grab him, FRICK. The shopkeep attempts to press the rewind button but discovers that it came off some time in the past 5 minutes and now he has to look for it before he can get back to ruining Cuphead's life.
8/35 for Gettin' Mugged
Credits:
aeisenberg: 1
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
-6 mana. the meteor locks onto the eagle, a line of heatless flame showing its trajectory.
)
a bolt of (8/20) Pure (2) ✦ light leaps out of your staff, doing (83)non-crit (56/70) 74 damage. the hoard does a final series of stabs, then jumps off and runs en mass (31 damage, 13
the eagle, sensing its time is ending, pours more energy into the fire. 75, no dodge, 64 damage to you.
[42] Totemic Eagle 97/1220 ❤. Fire explosion breath, big. Numbed I for 3
elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
[50] elder villagers x4 268/300 ❤, canes with golden patterns, Fiteing (custom spell: chains of immobility)
[ ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[Var] hoard ran off, left behind the pile of 86
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 207/350 ❤ Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen) 8 soul dots 5/20 ✹ 34305/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦,
Quadruple XP for 3 minutes (8 posts)!
, 0+193 
, thank-you note, weird "compass"
Wobbydoobydoo : beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, unidentified leggings
Actually, I've already planned one prospective mini-boss/ villain which can only be defeated if you murder a harmless puppy. and I'm not even a super-villain!
as for the avatar's "communication-handicap", the Avatar just doesn't know anything more then what it said. because I won't tell it.
I never said a cave, but alright. you now have a very strong flashlight [note: the energy is assumed to not be focused- it's "sun from earth x10", not "sun from surface x10" or "entire sun brightless x10", as sun-from-surface would definitely burn things, and entire sun brightness could destroy the world.]
you notice something's casting dim shadows in the room, faded orange light from the windows?
[Please note that time of day is not consistent between sidequests or dimensions.]
I head over near the elders and heal, trying to heal them a bit as well with it?
Then blasteu
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The shopkeeper grumbles as he sets about searching under his stall to try and find the missing rewind key.
9/35 for Gettin' Mugged
Credits:
aeisenberg: 1
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Suddenly a massive black hole comes from nowhere but the only thing the black hole does is dropping tarrasque after tarrasque until ther is ten thousands tarrasques, all running at random direction. The tarrasques are as small as human fist and tarrasques are not harmful to anyone.
I think I should investigate this house further. I search for a way down.
Amazing.
Excalium Orbital Cannon 15.5/20
The Orbital Cannon is essentially complete, all that is left is the solars.
it represents radiation-clinging as opposed to amount of diamondification, in the case of invisible targets.
you press the fast forward button.
FFWD
▶️▶️
asyoulookfortherewindbutton younoticethere'sapurpleholeinthefloorofyourstall showingastarcoveredbackground,you'reprettysurethat'swheretherewindbuttonfell, , ,
asyouwatch theholesnapsshutwithaflash leavingthefloornormal orasitwasbeforeatlea
PLAY
▶️
ast.
This is the Second Time someone messed with the fast-forward button. one moment, everyone, putting the update on hold...
...Alright, that's done. now, there's a conundrum I would present you with normally, if i didn't suspect it wasn't a problem for you in the first place, and if that hadn't just happened.
So instead here's a different puzzle. you just messed with my job, and now I've got your rewind button... and it won't work without my permission anymore anyway. I really should have fixed that the first time... anyway. I've got what you need, and aren't inclined to give it. what. do.
he discovers it is, in fact, not present in the stall! it's almost like the hole he saw earlier took it.
the Tarrasques are so weak, they shadiamondiffy instantly. the hole gets clogged by diamond statues of tarrasques... if you cleared it, it might be more useful.
and getting it in orbit, and also the part with how you can't move.
the hound atacl! for once, the retainer rolls low enough for it to kill! not to kill 2, though. just one.
Perry follows up, targetting... the manifest.
M. of Folly teleports behind you [37]
no damage. the Retainers of Folly attack perry, doing (rolled-a-14)-10=4 damage. the eishalon follows this by eating both of them (or rather, enveloping them in the mass of tendrils that serves as a neck) and punching perry in the face for 16-10=6 damage
The Godmodder picks up the Nightmare- assuming it's present at all, of course- and begins to wield it. he is still riding it at the same time, but now he can also use it as if it where a shadow dire chain. if it isn't there, it is ineffective on anyone who realizes it isn't there, but still works just as well on anyone who doesn't make at least 4 successful rolls at DC14 out of 8 rolls.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP 4/4
5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? 1/3 Log. On his high horse, which he is also wielding as a dire chain? Brands ( statsteral)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly 8 damage mites .
1/5 energy. Scan resistant
retainer of Folly x0 1 dm .2 dma
[AG] Housky 20/20 HP (house-breaking powers! Back) 50% radioactive
[A] Perry the Platypus 55/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 30A owned by aeisenberg. 75% diamond (cannot increase)
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema
[AG-A] Radiation enforcer (cooling down) 60 HP shield
[AOOGA] Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP invis again! [IIIIIIIIII] 50% radioactive
Piono: 35% shadiamond (invis)
Carleah: 22% shadiamond
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) injured. invisible(pro'lly 100% shadiamond, but unaffected). Favour of the Deva.
Evonix: 75% shadiamond. transparent, meaning shadiamond will not further harm them.
Goldhello. Full Shadiamond, lite injruy
Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10
GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13
you head over to one of the elders (they're scattered to restrict the eagles movement) and cast heal (-3 mana). you heal them for 21 (and yourself), and there's 3 more pulses (turns out my source for heal effectiveness was wrong, and it's about half or a third as much as i thought.
as for blasting, the eagle's already garunteed to die from the meteor. which it Does. [Eagle XP gain to be determined tommorow, as will loot. apologies for the delay this will cause]
The eagles structure creaaaaaks and slowly falls to the ground, leaving its body of lava-wood, useless except for the loot it somehow contains:
[2952] x4 XP [this number determined by killing the most similar available boss in a game of similar scaling]
1 level 36-40 unique dagger 1 level 32-36 unique bow 1 Shining Golden Chestplate (+247 HP, level min 40) and 50 emeralds.
The elders take all the piled emeralds and 40 of the new ones for repairs: the thing broke some stuff. so, you get 10 emeralds the dagger the bow and the chestplate.
[42] Totemic Eagle DEDED
elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
[50] elder villagers x4 268/300 (one has 289, 300 next turn) ❤, canes with golden patterns, Fiteing (custom spell: chains of immobility)
[ ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 234/350 ❤, Pulse 21 for 3 Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen) 8 soul dots 4/20 ✹ 37257/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦,
Quadruple XP for 2 minutes (6 posts)!
, 10+193 
, thank-you note, weird "compass"
Wobbydoobydoo : beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, shining gold chestplate, unidentified bow and nife, unidentified leggings
Well, there's the giant hole in the floor from when the chandelier crashed through the floor.
you are currently on the third floor, having broken in through a window on one of the roofs.
I hover down with my attunement powers until I get to the deepest point possible. I need a dark cellar to make my flashlight actually useful...
Excalium Orbital Cannon 16.5/20
Solars are easy enough to solve. They are just... solar panels. Then we have a rocket ship or teleportation device to put it up in space (take your pick), and I restore myself from shadiamondization via Healing Omega, earthbound style!
The Shopkeep stands up quickly as the update buzzes past and hits his head on the underside of his stall, and comes out from under it cursing. Or, you think it's cursing, the words he's using are... very much not ones anyone recognizes.
"Akriphage, Sundering Skalthos and [okay this one is regular english cursing] HECK ON A STICK."
The shopkeep turns to face the GMs camera. "Okay, first off, that fast forward wasn't supposed to have an effect on the update terminal. It's specifically a viewport for looking into other timelines and dimensions. I apologize if I accidentally hooked it up to the terminal somehow. For [fricks] sake that shouldn't even be possible."
"If you give me my rewind button back, I'll make sure I hook it up so that interfering with update speeds won't happen again. Especially since I personally find it annoying, not helpful in the slightest."
10/35 for Gettin' Mugged
Credits:
aeisenberg: 1
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
I put on the chestplate and sell the bow and nife(since I can't use them).
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The shopkeeper goes around the back of his viewing machine and begins unplugging wires and bits of electronics, and fiddling around with dials and stuff to disconnect his viewing machine from the update terminal so that the thing doesn't happen again.
11/35 for Gettin' Mugged
Credits:
aeisenberg: 1
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
you are cured of shadiamond!... your charge does not increment, as you need to spend your action on it (shadiamond is a battlefield affliction, not chargequest, so it isn't free to do it alongside charging)
Hm... I'm not sure exactly how it happened either. my guess is the first instance of a fast forward (by hungry visitor), which was much more explicit and stated to affect reality, may have made future ones more likely...? as for connection between your thing and mine, I think it was just the default for reality-affecting computers of any kind. was, since I set all your sudo privileges to 0.
you get 7 emeralds from the bow and probably 7 from the nife but i forget, i'll check what i wrote down tommorow.
Prices for everything are the same as last time.
You feel like there are more options right now then there seem...
[50] elder villagers x4 268/300 (one has 300) ❤, canes with golden patterns,rebuilding (Custom spell: Precision telekinesis)
[ ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 257/597 ❤, Pulse 21 for 3 Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)
Chestplate- Shining gold chestplate (+247 HP) 8 soul dots 6/20 ✹ 37257/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦,
Quadruple XP for 2 minutes (6 posts)!
, 10+207 ![]()
, thank-you note, weird "compass"
Wobbydoobydoo : beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, shining gold chestplate, unidentified leggings
"Well, in that case, since it waqs clearly an accident, and I'm currently rewiring my entire thing instead of doing other things, could I PLEASE have my rewind button back? I need it before I can properly finish this charge."
12/35 for Gettin' Mugged
Credits:
aeisenberg: 1
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
I ask the village leader about whatever the hell that thing was.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."