I hover down with my attunement powers until I get to the deepest point possible. I need a dark cellar to make my flashlight actually useful...
Dunno how i missed this the first time. . you levitate downwards through the hole in the floor, and note a lot of poltergeists ghost things around. you're at the top of a set of stairs. down the stairs is the house entrance, to the left of the stairs bottom is some kind of hall, to the right of the stairs end you can't see. the stairs are ruinned by the chandelier. there's a hallway to your left and right on the top of the stairs, and a door behind you.
The shopkeeper goes around the back of his viewing machine and begins unplugging wires and bits of electronics, and fiddling around with dials and stuff to disconnect his viewing machine from the update terminal so that the thing doesn't happen again.
"Update terminal"? interesting name, fitting I suppose. anyway, it is now disconnected- the viewer will no longer connect to my device unless maliciously tampered with.
I dispel the invisibility, look at my apparently now-diamond-self, and try something crazy. I use the scan on myself.
Oerders: Attacc, no protecc.
Wow. that is... Very creative. (you rapidly begin to crystalize after deinvisibility) hm... it really should give you something good since it's an interesting thought, but there isn't much you wouldn't know about yourself... Scan results: Player 9 - Aeisenberg A Player of high reliability and persistence. consistently acts once per round when not chluging to piono, this players persistence in silent observation early on granted them the power to Scan enemies and allies alike, though the ability has its limits. they have been known to use illusions, rapiers, and healing spells in their actions, including Power Word : Heal with various words such as "Dragon". once, in combat against a masterwork guard, they stole away an artifact of power, and used it to reinforce their rapier, which now grants them a small bonus to attacks using it. Recently, they gained the favour of a Deva, one which they helped survive immediately after its summoning by casting Power word: heal with the word 'cure', if memory serves. They appear to be human, though their body is currently undergoing a transformation into diamond.
Class discovered: Player Obtain condition: Unknown Maximum level : Unknown Downsides : Unknown Spell types: All Spell slots: 3 Level 25, or P, per round - can be converted into lower level spell slots as needed. Passive abilities: Spell Actions - All player actions can benefit from their spell slots. Injury resilience - Players can only take damage in discrete amounts from Light Wounds, to Minor Wounds, to Moderate Wounds, to Major Wounds, to Critical Wounds, to Mortal Wounds. Player spell slots are gradually weakened as injury level increases. Players are very hard to injure. Within a game- Players adopt the rules of the worlds they enter, often in a role similar to that of a chosen hero. when this occurs,it may supersede other player abilities, but it will not provide an overall decline in power. Judged- when a player acts in a manner that is creative, funny, interesting, or similar, Their actions increase in effectiveness. this increase is far more pronounced then for other classes. Self-Styled- Players can act as if they have any class, feat, or set of abilities they want, as long as a level 25 spell slot is sufficient to simulate the effects of this on beings other then themselves. this does not supersede Judged, Within a game, or Injury resilience. Open-ended- Players can do anything. SubAbilities: <Within a game> Soul Points: In this Plane and those connected to it, when a Player dies, they will reappear in the last town or dungeon they visited. they will be in perfect health, with one fewer spell slots this round then otherwise, and will usually remain in possession of items they had prior to death. this costs them 2 soul points, of which they will regenerate one every day, at dawn. they can have 10 soul points at once [+1 every 20 Ma/Ar/Wa/As levels], and will regenerate at thirded rate when not using or actively storing 25th-level spell slots. Other: DATA UNAVAILABLE
"Well, in that case, since it waqs clearly an accident, and I'm currently rewiring my entire thing instead of doing other things, could I PLEASE have my rewind button back? I need it before I can properly finish this charge."
Fine, though I should probably warn you that if you plan to personally go to this cuphead place, you might have some trouble. I don't know much about how your viewer works, but unless you like... lug all the universes it views around in your pocket or something... it probably won't be easy. you find the rewind button was balancing on your nose the hole time. clearly, it did not just teleport there or anything, mhm. anyway, you have it now.
you charge directly into a brick wall! owtchie. then you give piono 1 charge. Perry attacks! M. of Folly fails to avoid perry [ 7] M. of Folly moves to intercept [21] M. of Folly pushes it away [21]
2 damage! the faithful dog attacks! it does not kill a retainer. The eishalon whacks perry twice and, in the process, also attacks the housky. 12 and 10, respectively. The radiation enforcer takes aim again, this time at the faithful dog. The Godmodder employs the hopping horse stratagem, causing his horse to hop around on its hind legs, assuming it exists at all. this grants his horse an increased dodge against attacks targeting it, should it in fact exist, unless it is being wielded as a dire chain instead of ridden. as stated, you can tell everything about his horse- it looks exactly like this - but you have no clue if it genuinely exists and cannot determine it without succeeding that check i mentioned last time.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? 1/3 Log. On his hopping high horse, which he is also wielding as a dire chain? Brands ( statsteral) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly 6 damage mites . 1/5 energy. Scan resistant retainer of Folly x2 1 dm .2 dma [AG] Housky 10/20 HP (house-breaking powers! Back) 50% radioactive [A] Perry the Platypus 48/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 30A owned by aeisenberg. 75% diamond (cannot increase) [A] Tarasque portal (100% Clogged by diamond statues of Tarasque.) [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema [AG-A] Radiation enforcer (aimed at faithful dog) 60 HP shield [AOOGA]Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP invis again! [IIIIIIIIII] 50% radioactive
Piono: 45% shadiamond (invis) Carleah: 33% shadiamond Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) injured. invisible(100% shadiamond irradiated, 33% crystalized). Favour of the Deva. Evonix: 75% shadiamond. transparent, meaning shadiamond will not further harm them. Goldhello: lite injruy Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10 ). 8 Soul points. GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13mrald-goop,zombie mage corpse
I ask the village leader about whatever the hell that thing was.
[1/3] Village Leader: Hm..? that was a coagulation of the [2/3] Village Leader: Things like these are the reason we need to empty the dungeons, though admittedly we thought we had another few months before they started happening again. [3/3] Village Leader: it did look a bit weird though... i don't know why that is.
there's your answer!
[50] elder villagers x4 268/300 (one has 300)❤, canes with golden patterns,rebuilding (Custom spell: Precision telekinesis) [ ] Village LeaderNPC ???/??? ❤, in spire. [40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 280/597 ❤, Pulse 21 for 2 Equipped: stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage, hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen) Chestplate- Shining gold chestplate (+247 HP) 8 soul Points 8/20 ✹ 37257/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L) Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹,✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
"Sort of, technically they come in the form of alternate continuities or realities, sort of outside the purview of normal movement disruption techniques, but that does require carrying a form of them around, though not quite in my pocket. But for current intents and purposes, when I jump to one of these alternate realities I haven't technically left the battlefield. I did my research before coming here."
The button is still balancing on the shopkeep's nose, he doesn't seem to have noticed it yet.
The shopkeep puts the rewind button onto the machine, and begins working on rewiring the machine more, not only to ensure that it can't hijack the update terminal on accident again, but so that it works properly because he just finished pulling out a bunch of wires.
"Sort of, technically they come in the form of alternate continuities or realities, sort of outside the purview of normal movement disruption techniques, but that does require carrying a form of them around, though not quite in my pocket. But for current intents and purposes, when I jump to one of these alternate realities I haven't technically left the battlefield. I did my research before coming here."
The button is still balancing on the shopkeep's nose, he doesn't seem to have noticed it yet.
you do that! they seem to be made of some kind of golden-orange colored alloy. Howard and Villager Tank fire on the creation! 12 damage! Nolegs does... enie, menie, minie, moe, catch (...) this one! cat dash on the creation, 15 damage. The creation uses extra trap/ field trickery, and makes a ton of spikes under nolegs and howard! Nolegs fails its dodge roll, and takes 15 damage. howard doesn't have dodge to begin with, and takes 15 damage.
[AG]Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard]Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x432Battleroombas x210 (10A) flat stone x5 Final trap x1[Books]Energy Field 110 HP, +5 per turn. turrets (3 damage per turn to people in range) Godmodder lower body [AG] Godmodder's creation 25(10 Regen) HP 0 CP (+4 per turn!) 1/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [A] Energy field 468HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 41/100 HP. in obstacle course , electricity proof, invisible. Golden non-squeaky hammer! [A-wooby]Nolegs the cat 1/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, cat dash ready! [A-wooby] LEGO howard the duck 20/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] Villager tank 15HP 4A(aftercopter) Villycopters 4HP x2 3-damage suicide!
Bokay. I try to leave once more, heading out of the village and looking around for trouble.
wait shoot my computer didn't scroll so i thought this wasn't part of this update. uh... anyway... which way do you head? there are 3. >the way the eagle came from >the way you came from >the other way which does not quickly terminate in a wall.
[50] elder villagers x4 268/300 (one has 300)❤, canes with golden patterns,rebuilding (Custom spell: Precision telekinesis) [ ] Village LeaderNPC ???/??? ❤, in spire. [40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 303/597 ❤, Pulse 21 for 1 Equipped: stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage, hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen) Chestplate- Shining gold chestplate (+247 HP) 8 soul Points 10/20 ✹ 37257/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L) Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹,✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
The shopkeep puts the rewind button onto the machine, and begins working on rewiring the machine more, not only to ensure that it can't hijack the update terminal on accident again, but so that it works properly because he just finished pulling out a bunch of wires.
I decide to use a teleportation device to get the cannon to space. It's a simple way that requires a few simple materials.
you wonder... no, this doesn't solve the orbit problem, if this world is a plane instead of a planet. you need something to keep it from falling, or to move it so far from Omxx that it won't matter... and a simple teleport won't do for either.
Hmmmm.... I've gotten myself curious, now, but I'll do that next round I think. I'll cast Bestow Curse on the Eishalon, a curse that will cause pain whenever it tries to spawn more retainers.
Orders: The strategy ain't broke yet!
Curse applied, 6 damage (in non-mite terms) on each retainer summon! your crystalization progresses to 66%. it's quite inconvenient. <o> <o> \¯¯¯/...you do know you can post multiple times a round, right? it doesn't make your posts any weaker or anything, so you could bestow curse the eishalon, then do "that" (whatever you meant by that) in another post, like chlugging to piono. it's only limited to not-doubleposting and 3 or less a round as requirements\=\=\=([])=>
the dog atak, the dog no hit. Pery atk M. of Folly is caught Unaware [ 1] M. of Folly resists luckily [35] 1 damage! a retainer of folly then appears, doing an automatic damage... but the manifest rolls high enough to endure. the Enforcer fires, turning the dog to diamond. wait... shouldn't it have diamondified long ago anyway? well, it's diamond now, and it only killed 1 retainer iirc so whatever. The housky shudders, and screams in pain- more then half of its alignment tag's been radiation'd! it turns [A], functionally speaking. The eishalon responds with an attempt to griefbeam it and perry, but it took damage, so it can't do either. the Retainers, however, can, and do... 3 damage to the housky. The housky looks around... it want kil ting! hm.. it probably can't draw any houses on moving things... so its options are the Tarasque portal (would get reblocked), the faithful dog, and the radiation enforcer. random.org says the enforcer, so walks towards it. an unseen force stabs it in the legs repeatedly, but it crawls to the enforcer and draws a house on it with its blood. Enforcer shield destroyed! Housky dead! The godmodder notices the sidequest resumed, and so tosses a pile of scrap into the astral plane, allowing the creation to repair itself.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? 1/3 Log. On his hopping high horse, which he is also wielding as a dire chain? Brands ( statsteral) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly 5 damage mites . 1/5 energy. Scan resistant retainer of Folly x3 1 dm .2 dma [AG] Housky 00/20 HP (house-breaking powers! deddddddddd) 50% radioactive [A] Perry the Platypus 53/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 30A owned by aeisenberg. 75% diamond (cannot increase) [A] Tarasque portal (100% Clogged by diamond statues of Tarasque.) [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema [AG-A] Radiation enforcer (cooling down) [AOOGA]Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP invis again! [IIIIIIIIII] 50% radioactive
Piono: 45% shadiamond (invis) Carleah: 43% shadiamond Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) injured. invisible(100% shadiamond irradiated, 66% crystalized). Favour of the Deva. Evonix: 75% shadiamond. transparent, meaning shadiamond will not further harm them. Goldhello: lite injruy Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10 ). 8 Soul points. GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13mrald-goop,zombie mage corpse
I try climbing said outcroppings, using my handy dandy climbing kit.
your climb to the top of the outcroppings. you are now right up against the underside of the magic (???) floor. the hammer breaks its way through the floor in your uncontrolable swinging, revealing the energy field extension mere meters away- though the angle isn't quite right for the turrets to hit you, luckilly The creation pauses to repair itself with GM- sourced organic whole-feed scrap. +90 Hp! Combat occurs as normal. books git buf'd
[AG]Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard]Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x432Battleroombas x210 (10A) flat stone x5 Final trap x1[Books]Energy Field 115 HP, +5 per turn. turrets (3 damage per turn to people in range) Godmodder lower body [AG] Godmodder's creation 113(10 Regen) HP 4 CP (+4 per turn!) 2/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [A] Energy field 468HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 41/100 HP. in obstacle course , electricity proof, invisible. Golden non-squeaky hammer! [A-wooby]Nolegs the cat 1/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, cat dash in 2! [A-wooby] LEGO howard the duck 20/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] Villager tank 15HP 4A(aftercopter) Villycopters 4HP x2 3-damage suicide!
Thrusters would just eat the energy reserves... Hmmmm... AHA! Since I summon the cannon blast using a spell, it doesn't matter how far away it is. The sun is a sphere still, right? Using my coven, we will teleport it into orbit around the sun.
Thrusters would just eat the energy reserves... Hmmmm... AHA! Since I summon the cannon blast using a spell, it doesn't matter how far away it is. The sun is a sphere still, right? Using my coven, we will teleport it into orbit around the sun.
huh. I didn't think of that... but yes, the sun is still pretty much the sun. (despite that i said teleports wouldn't be long range enough, ) it works (since it makes sense and it would be a shame to nope it for minor reasons and also there Are ways you could do it)! +2.5 charge, or limited resilience to attack from grounded beings, depending on if that would otherwise be a feature of the orbital cannon.
I will take the resilience. Just about done, solars are a simple matter, just place solar panels enchanted with the ability to absorb a lot of sunlight.
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Dunno how i missed this the first time. . you levitate downwards through the hole in the floor, and note a lot of poltergeists ghost things around. you're at the top of a set of stairs. down the stairs is the house entrance, to the left of the stairs bottom is some kind of hall, to the right of the stairs end you can't see. the stairs are ruinned by the chandelier. there's a hallway to your left and right on the top of the stairs, and a door behind you.
"Update terminal"? interesting name, fitting I suppose. anyway, it is now disconnected- the viewer will no longer connect to my device unless maliciously tampered with.
Wow. that is... Very creative. (you rapidly begin to crystalize after deinvisibility)
hm... it really should give you something good since it's an interesting thought, but there isn't much you wouldn't know about yourself...
Scan results:
Player 9 - Aeisenberg
A Player of high reliability and persistence. consistently acts once per round when not chluging to piono, this players persistence in silent observation early on granted them the power to Scan enemies and allies alike, though the ability has its limits. they have been known to use illusions, rapiers, and healing spells in their actions, including Power Word : Heal with various words such as "Dragon". once, in combat against a masterwork guard, they stole away an artifact of power, and used it to reinforce their rapier, which now grants them a small bonus to attacks using it. Recently, they gained the favour of a Deva, one which they helped survive immediately after its summoning by casting Power word: heal with the word 'cure', if memory serves. They appear to be human, though their body is currently undergoing a transformation into diamond.
Class discovered: Player
Obtain condition: Unknown
Maximum level : Unknown
Downsides : Unknown
Spell types: All
Spell slots: 3 Level 25, or P, per round - can be converted into lower level spell slots as needed.
Passive abilities: Spell Actions - All player actions can benefit from their spell slots. Injury resilience - Players can only take damage in discrete amounts from Light Wounds, to Minor Wounds, to Moderate Wounds, to Major Wounds, to Critical Wounds, to Mortal Wounds. Player spell slots are gradually weakened as injury level increases. Players are very hard to injure. Within a game- Players adopt the rules of the worlds they enter, often in a role similar to that of a chosen hero. when this occurs,it may supersede other player abilities, but it will not provide an overall decline in power. Judged- when a player acts in a manner that is creative, funny, interesting, or similar, Their actions increase in effectiveness. this increase is far more pronounced then for other classes. Self-Styled- Players can act as if they have any class, feat, or set of abilities they want, as long as a level 25 spell slot is sufficient to simulate the effects of this on beings other then themselves. this does not supersede Judged, Within a game, or Injury resilience. Open-ended- Players can do anything.
SubAbilities: <Within a game> Soul Points: In this Plane and those connected to it, when a Player dies, they will reappear in the last town or dungeon they visited. they will be in perfect health, with one fewer spell slots this round then otherwise, and will usually remain in possession of items they had prior to death. this costs them 2 soul points, of which they will regenerate one every day, at dawn. they can have 10 soul points at once [+1 every 20 Ma/Ar/Wa/As levels], and will regenerate at thirded rate when not using or actively storing 25th-level spell slots.
Other: DATA UNAVAILABLE
wellllllllllllllllllllll then.
Fine, though I should probably warn you that if you plan to personally go to this cuphead place, you might have some trouble. I don't know much about how your viewer works, but unless you like... lug all the universes it views around in your pocket or something... it probably won't be easy.
you find the rewind button was balancing on your nose the hole time. clearly, it did not just teleport there or anything, mhm. anyway, you have it now.
you charge directly into a brick wall! owtchie. then you give piono 1 charge.
Perry attacks!
M. of Folly fails to avoid perry [ 7]
M. of Folly moves to intercept [21]
M. of Folly pushes it away [21]
2 damage!
- but you have no clue if it genuinely exists and cannot determine it without succeeding that check i mentioned last time.
the faithful dog attacks! it does not kill a retainer.
The eishalon whacks perry twice and, in the process, also attacks the housky. 12 and 10, respectively.
The radiation enforcer takes aim again, this time at the faithful dog.
The Godmodder employs the hopping horse stratagem, causing his horse to hop around on its hind legs, assuming it exists at all. this grants his horse an increased dodge against attacks targeting it, should it in fact exist, unless it is being wielded as a dire chain instead of ridden. as stated, you can tell everything about his horse- it looks exactly like this
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP 4/4
5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? 1/3 Log. On his hopping high horse, which he is also wielding as a dire chain? Brands ( statsteral)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly 6 damage mites .
1/5 energy. Scan resistant
retainer of Folly x2 1 dm .2 dma
[AG] Housky 10/20 HP (house-breaking powers! Back) 50% radioactive
[A] Perry the Platypus 48/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 30A owned by aeisenberg. 75% diamond (cannot increase)
[A] Tarasque portal (100% Clogged by diamond statues of Tarasque.)
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema
[AG-A] Radiation enforcer (aimed at faithful dog) 60 HP shield
[AOOGA] Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP invis again! [IIIIIIIIII] 50% radioactive
Piono: 45% shadiamond (invis)
Carleah: 33% shadiamond
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) injured. invisible(100% shadiamond irradiated, 33% crystalized). Favour of the Deva.
Evonix: 75% shadiamond. transparent, meaning shadiamond will not further harm them.
Goldhello: lite injruy
Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10
GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13
[1/3] Village Leader: Hm..? that was a coagulation of the
[2/3] Village Leader: Things like these are the reason we need to empty the dungeons, though admittedly we thought we had another few months before they started happening again.
[3/3] Village Leader: it did look a bit weird though... i don't know why that is.
there's your answer!
[50] elder villagers x4 268/300 (one has 300) ❤, canes with golden patterns,rebuilding (Custom spell: Precision telekinesis)
[ ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 280/597 ❤, Pulse 21 for 2 Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)
Chestplate- Shining gold chestplate (+247 HP) 8 soul Points 8/20 ✹ 37257/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦,
Quadruple XP for 2 minutes (5 posts)!
, 10+207 
, thank-you note, weird "compass"
Wobbydoobydoo : beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, shining gold chestplate, unidentified leggings
"Sort of, technically they come in the form of alternate continuities or realities, sort of outside the purview of normal movement disruption techniques, but that does require carrying a form of them around, though not quite in my pocket. But for current intents and purposes, when I jump to one of these alternate realities I haven't technically left the battlefield. I did my research before coming here."
The button is still balancing on the shopkeep's nose, he doesn't seem to have noticed it yet.
14/35 for Gettin' Mugged
Credits:
aeisenberg: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
I head for the blocky outcroppings.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Bokay. I try to leave once more, heading out of the village and looking around for trouble.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The shopkeep puts the rewind button onto the machine, and begins working on rewiring the machine more, not only to ensure that it can't hijack the update terminal on accident again, but so that it works properly because he just finished pulling out a bunch of wires.
15/35 for Gettin' Mugged
Credits:
aeisenberg: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
eh, that'll probably work then.
By the way, the rewind button's balanced on your nose. you know that, right?
you do that! they seem to be made of some kind of golden-orange colored alloy.
Howard and Villager Tank fire on the creation! 12 damage! Nolegs does... enie, menie, minie, moe, catch (...) this one! cat dash on the creation, 15 damage.
The creation uses extra trap/ field trickery, and makes a ton of spikes under nolegs and howard! Nolegs fails its dodge roll, and takes 15 damage. howard doesn't have dodge to begin with, and takes 15 damage.
[AG] Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard] Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x432 Battle roombas x210 (10A) flat stone x5 Final trap x1[Books] Energy Field 110 HP, +5 per turn. turrets (3 damage per turn to people in range) Godmodder lower body
[AG] Godmodder's creation 25(10 Regen) HP 0 CP (+4 per turn!) 1/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[A] Energy field 468HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 41/100 HP. in obstacle course , electricity proof, invisible. Golden non-squeaky hammer!
[A-wooby] Nolegs the cat 1/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, cat dash ready!
[A-wooby] LEGO howard the duck 20/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] Villager tank 15HP 4A(aftercopter) Villycopters 4HP x2 3-damage suicide!
.
wait shoot my computer didn't scroll so i thought this wasn't part of this update. uh...
anyway... which way do you head? there are 3.
>the way the eagle came from
>the way you came from
>the other way which does not quickly terminate in a wall.
[50] elder villagers x4 268/300 (one has 300) ❤, canes with golden patterns,rebuilding (Custom spell: Precision telekinesis)
[ ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 303/597 ❤, Pulse 21 for 1 Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)
Chestplate- Shining gold chestplate (+247 HP) 8 soul Points 10/20 ✹ 37257/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦,
Quadruple XP for 2 minutes (4 posts)!
, 10+207 
, thank-you note, weird "compass"
Wobbydoobydoo : beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, shining gold chestplate, unidentified leggings
As a note, yay books is back!
The shopkeeper continues trying to fix his viewing screen, but gets tangled up in the wires.
16/35 for Gettin' Mugged
Credits:
aeisenberg: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
I try climbing said outcroppings, using my handy dandy climbing kit.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Excalium Orbital Cannon 15.5/20 (mkay)
I decide to use a teleportation device to get the cannon to space. It's a simple way that requires a few simple materials.
That... happens.
you wonder... no, this doesn't solve the orbit problem, if this world is a plane instead of a planet. you need something to keep it from falling, or to move it so far from Omxx that it won't matter... and a simple teleport won't do for either.
Curse applied, 6 damage (in non-mite terms) on each retainer summon! your crystalization progresses to 66%. it's quite inconvenient.
<o> <o>
\¯¯¯/...you do know you can post multiple times a round, right? it doesn't make your posts any weaker or anything, so you could bestow curse the eishalon, then do "that" (whatever you meant by that) in another post, like chlugging to piono. it's only limited to not-doubleposting and 3 or less a round as requirements\=\=\=([])=>
the dog atak, the dog no hit.
Pery atk
M. of Folly is caught Unaware [ 1]
M. of Folly resists luckily [35]
1 damage! a retainer of folly then appears, doing an automatic damage... but the manifest rolls high enough to endure.
the Enforcer fires, turning the dog to diamond. wait... shouldn't it have diamondified long ago anyway? well, it's diamond now, and it only killed 1 retainer iirc so whatever.
The housky shudders, and screams in pain- more then half of its alignment tag's been radiation'd! it turns [A], functionally speaking.
The eishalon responds with an attempt to griefbeam it and perry, but it took damage, so it can't do either. the Retainers, however, can, and do... 3 damage to the housky.
The housky looks around... it want kil ting! hm.. it probably can't draw any houses on moving things... so its options are the Tarasque portal (would get reblocked), the faithful dog, and the radiation enforcer. random.org says the enforcer, so walks towards it. an unseen force stabs it in the legs repeatedly, but it crawls to the enforcer and draws a house on it with its blood.
Enforcer shield destroyed! Housky dead!
The godmodder notices the sidequest resumed, and so tosses a pile of scrap into the astral plane, allowing the creation to repair itself.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP 4/4
5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? 1/3 Log. On his hopping high horse, which he is also wielding as a dire chain? Brands ( statsteral)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly 5 damage mites .
1/5 energy. Scan resistant
retainer of Folly x3 1 dm .2 dma
[AG] Housky 00/20 HP (house-breaking powers! deddddddddd) 50% radioactive
[A] Perry the Platypus 53/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 30A owned by aeisenberg. 75% diamond (cannot increase)
[A] Tarasque portal (100% Clogged by diamond statues of Tarasque.)
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema
[AG-A] Radiation enforcer (cooling down)
[AOOGA] Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP invis again! [IIIIIIIIII] 50% radioactive
Piono: 45% shadiamond (invis)
Carleah: 43% shadiamond
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) injured. invisible(100% shadiamond irradiated, 66% crystalized). Favour of the Deva.
Evonix: 75% shadiamond. transparent, meaning shadiamond will not further harm them.
Goldhello: lite injruy
Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10
GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13
your climb to the top of the outcroppings. you are now right up against the underside of the magic (???) floor. the hammer breaks its way through the floor in your uncontrolable swinging, revealing the energy field extension mere meters away- though the angle isn't quite right for the turrets to hit you, luckilly
The creation pauses to repair itself with GM- sourced organic whole-feed scrap. +90 Hp!
Combat occurs as normal. books git buf'd
[AG] Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard] Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x432 Battle roombas x210 (10A) flat stone x5 Final trap x1[Books] Energy Field 115 HP, +5 per turn. turrets (3 damage per turn to people in range) Godmodder lower body
[AG] Godmodder's creation 113(10 Regen) HP 4 CP (+4 per turn!) 2/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[A] Energy field 468HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 41/100 HP. in obstacle course , electricity proof, invisible. Golden non-squeaky hammer!
[A-wooby] Nolegs the cat 1/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, cat dash in 2!
[A-wooby] LEGO howard the duck 20/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] Villager tank 15HP 4A(aftercopter) Villycopters 4HP x2 3-damage suicide!
.
I go eegul place!
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The shopkeep gets untangled from the wires, and goes back to sit in front of the tv screen, and presses the rewind button.
17/35 for Gettin' Mugged
Credits:
aeisenberg: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Excalium Orbital Cannon 16.5/20
Thrusters would just eat the energy reserves... Hmmmm... AHA! Since I summon the cannon blast using a spell, it doesn't matter how far away it is. The sun is a sphere still, right? Using my coven, we will teleport it into orbit around the sun.
Now we wait for the rewinder to rewind properly...
Did it take this long to rewind before?
18/35 for Gettin' Mugged
Credits:
aeisenberg: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
you head that way, and soon reach the end of the village- seems like it doesn't extend as far in that direction. u see this:
and then beyond that, this:
(prespectives off obviously, i forgot until just now to fix tho.)
[50] elder villagers x4 268/300 (one has 300) ❤, canes with golden patterns,rebuilding (Custom spell: Precision telekinesis)
[ ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 326/597 ❤ Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)
Chestplate- Shining gold chestplate (+247 HP) 8 soul Points 12/20 ✹ 37257/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦,
Quadruple XP for 1 minutes (3 posts)!
, 10+207 
, thank-you note, weird "compass"
Wobbydoobydoo : beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, shining gold chestplate, unidentified leggings
huh. I didn't think of that... but yes, the sun is still pretty much the sun. (despite that i said teleports wouldn't be long range enough, ) it works (since it makes sense and it would be a shame to nope it for minor reasons and also there Are ways you could do it)! +2.5 charge, or limited resilience to attack from grounded beings, depending on if that would otherwise be a feature of the orbital cannon.
The shopkeeper taps his foot impatiently as the rewind button continues rewinding.
19/35 for Gettin' Mugged
Credits:
aeisenberg: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
I start throwing explosive daggers at the turret bases.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Excalium Orbital Cannon 17.5/20
I will take the resilience. Just about done, solars are a simple matter, just place solar panels enchanted with the ability to absorb a lot of sunlight.