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Me and my friends are verbally assaulting a mud crab to get it to join our cult.

A crabspoon would generate auto critical hits on these beasties. Add butter or chinkiang vinegar. Mix well before serving.

da crab is to strong

True that is only reason I am looking at this

yes.

crab

is the attack bonus arbitrarily set to +0 instead of -2 (if based on strength) or +2(if based on dex) or is there an error here or is there some other parameter i missed or am not aware of?

Yes

crab is poggers frfr

sneaky

It's assumed it's using its Dex in this case, but is not proficient in its attack, leaving it with a +0 to hit.

crab

crab

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It's nice if you are hungry and want a crab Salat. 

I am trying to kill the party with crabs

yup thats a crab

I want to make a god crab to kill a tarasque

crabs hold grudges.