Burst. The goon balloon bursts when it drops to 0 hit points, releasing noxious gas in a 10-foot-radius sphere centered on itself. Creatures in that area must succeed on a DC 12 Constitution saving throw or be poisoned for 1 minute. A poisoned creature can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns, ending the effect on itself on a success.
Unusual Nature. The goon balloon doesn’t require air, food, or drink.
Multiattack. The goon balloon makes two Claw attacks.
Claw. Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d6) slashing damage.
Scintillating Eye. Magical, kaleidoscopic light emanates from one of the goon balloon’s eyes as the goon balloon targets one creature it can see within 30 feet of itself. The target must make a DC 12 Wisdom saving throw, taking 6 (1d12) psychic damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.
Float. The goon balloon moves up to 20 feet vertically in one direction without provoking opportunity attacks. If it ends this movement suspended in the air, it hovers in place. It can’t be knocked prone while airborne.
Description
A goon balloon looks like a 5-foot-diameter beach ball with clawed feet. Unblinking eyes on the outer surface of its spherical air sac enable the creature to see in all directions at once. These eyes can produce kaleidoscopic light that tears at the minds of the goon balloon’s foes.
A goon balloon speaks by pumping air through a hidden orifice on its underside. When the goon balloon dies, the air in its sac transforms into a noxious gas that bursts from the corpse, potentially poisoning other creatures nearby.
Although they can seem playful and harmless, goon balloons are quite mean-spirited. They like to observe the suffering of other creatures and orchestrate that suffering, given half a chance.
This has to be one of the strangest comment threads I’ve ever seen for anything on this website. Very appropriate for the goon balloon lol
I just thought of the perfect campaign character arc, it goes like this: There is an infestation of Goon Balloons on the ship and you have to get rid of the Mother Goon Balloon which is just a really big Goon Balloon.
It's like video-game chickens mixed with the popular sci-fi video-game "seemingly harmless but lethal" approach. A good blend and certainly potentially very fun to go up against.
When her HP hits 0, dozens of baby Goon Balloons come out of her, ready to attack!
YESSSS, that would be PERFECT!
i love the name
we need these guys as a playable race
Nobody could pickpocket you, either, because you can see EVERYTHING.
Why is this not actually in the Spelljammer book? It was mentioned before the release, and like many of you who are Dark Star fans, I immediately looked for it once my spelljammer book arrived. Not there, how come? I mean it even says:
the encounter says 3 goon baloones is "deadly"
it shoud be suspeneded for one turn, and then fall
Thinking of using a goon balloon with a reflavored Scintillating Eye (light comes out from all the eyes instead of just one, but it does no damage) in my campaign as a medieval strobe light at a space club
is no one going to mention that it talks out of it's butt
this is peak monster design
The only problem is that they don't inflate and fly like normal balloons.
Wait, that's probably a good thing.
Beholder vs. Swarm of Goon Balloons
Who would win????
LMFAO
G O O N B A L L O O N
Goony baloony
when i first saw this i thought i said "goon baboon"