Legendary Resistance (3/Day). If zombie Jesus fails a saving throw, it can choose to succeed instead.

Spellcasting. Zombie Jesus is an 18th-level spellcaster. Its spellcasting ability is Wisdom (spell save DC 20, +12 to hit with spell attacks). Zombie Jesus has the following cleric spells prepared:

Cantrips (at will): guidance, light, sacred flame, spare the dying, toll the dead, word of radiance

1st level (4 slots): healing word, bless, guiding bolt, inflict wounds, shield, detect magic

2nd level (3 slots): blindness/deafness, silence, invisibility, mirror image, hold person

3rd level (3 slots): water walk, counterspell, dispel magic, fireball, mass healing word

4th level (3 slots): dimension door

5th level (3 slots): dawn, flame strike, insect plague

6th level (1 slot): harm, heal, sunbeam

7th level (1 slot): divine word, fire storm

8th level (1 slot): holy aura, sunburst

9th level (1 slot): mass heal

Turn Resistance. Zombie Jesus has advantage on saving throws against any effect that turns undead.

Paralyzing Touch. Melee Spell Attack: +12 to hit, reach 5 ft., one creature. Hit: 10 (3d6) cold damage. The target must succeed on a DC 18 Constitution saving throw or be paralyzed for 1 minute. The target can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns, ending the effect on itself on a success.

Zombie Jesus can take 3 legendary actions, choosing from the options below. Only one legendary action option can be used at a time and only at the end of another creature’s turn. Zombie Jesus regains spent legendary actions at the start of its turn.

Cantrip. Zombie Jesus casts a cantrip.

Paralyzing Touch (Costs 2 Actions). Zombie Jesus uses its Paralyzing Touch.

Frightening Gaze (Costs 2 Actions). Zombie Jesus fixes its gaze on one creature it can see within 10 feet of it. The target must succeed on a DC 18 Wisdom saving throw against this magic or become frightened for 1 minute. The frightened target can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns, ending the effect on itself on a success. If a target’s saving throw is successful or the effect ends for it, the target is immune to zombie Jesus’s gaze for the next 24 hours.

Disrupt Life (Costs 3 Actions). Each non-undead creature within 20 feet of zombie Jesus must make a DC 18 Constitution saving throw against this magic, taking 21 (6d6) necrotic damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.

Zombie Jesus can take 1 mythic action, choosing from the option below. Only one mythic action option can be used at a time and only at the start of a combat round. Zombie Jesus does not regain spent mythic actions.

Ascension. If zombie Jesus is in his tomb when the sun rises on Easter day, he raises his hands above his head aligning the holes in his hands with the days first beam of daylight streaking into the tomb through an ornate hole behind the ascension altar. He then casts a 9th level Sunbeam and can create a new line of radiance as an action on his turn and as a free action at the end of any enemy creature's turn. Zombie Jesus is immobile while using this mythic action. This mythic action can be ended by moving zombie Jesus more than 5ft or knocking him prone.