This is so freaking stupid...

I love it.

Just a small suggestion, make the “power of friendship” ability cause a flashback that lasts for 3d6 minutes, during which time everything else just stands there for... plot reasons.

Also, make it mandatory to use the monologue before the ultimate attack. After all, it’s not like the villain would have the sense to run during that time.

Quote from whamsies >>

Auto-proficiency on busterswords and katanas

 Those count as martial weapons

exactly

Why is a joke the highest rated homebrew subclass?

Yo this subclass's power level just reached OVER 9000, after unlocking its BANKAI, and shifting into GEAR 4!!!

But seriously, super fun and creative subclass my dude! I tip my straw hat to ya, and explain my deep and passionate feelings of friendship and inspiration via an unreasonably long and tearful flashback speech that lasts 2 full episodes. 

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So, what you are saying is, if someone uses the "Ridiculously impractical ultimate attack" ability and end up killing your own ally you have to either kill yourself or suffer disadvantage on the rest of your attacks forever because of your "The Power of Friendship" ability? 

 Only if they don't recover, I guess.  Get them back up to 1 HP and the effect ends.  'Course, if you kill your allies I think you'd probably deserve it.  Consider your character filled with guilt at his actions and unable to move on until the voices of his friends encourage him in the middle of a losing fight and he recovers from his trauma in time for the big bad.

make one thats just kirito or make a race for kirito

pls msg me when you have

This might be the best subclass of all time

After seeing the reactions of everyone else in my party at the prospect of having this archetype in the group, then seeing their disappointment when the player just handwaves away the Gloating Monologues and acts like a boring unlikable jerk none of our characters consider anything more than an extra pair of hands, I wouldn't let anyone take this subclass unless they were actually going to roleplay it. Yikes.

yes thanks you so much

Quote from NovaDieova >>

THIS IS ****ING GOLD

 No, its FIGHTING GOLD

Anyways this class sounds like insane fun if you try to role play it. I need to this subclass someday

I'm disappointed... where's the The Power of God and Anime on My Side feat?

Quote from Nagog >>

Ridiculously Impractical Attack needs some heavy rebalancing. Here is why:

This ability is essentially a watered down Meteor Swarm, a 9-th Level Evocation Spell. Watered down though it may be, it gives a few distinct advantages: no potential self-damage, Fighter capability to prevent foes from escaping their melee range (essentially mandating a large nuumber of enemies in the ability range), and impose disadvantage on a single enemy (meaning it's likely to nearly one-shot anything but a boss even at that level), as well as Fighters can be built to incorporate tons more damage into a single strike, meaning this would be added on top of the 30 damage they can do with the weapon alone. The main issue with giving that kind of firepower to a Fighter is that a Sorcer or Wizard has at maximum only one 9th level spell, and they use their entire turn to cast it. This attack takes one of a Fighter's 4 actions, each action is able to deal upwards of 20 damage per hit. On top of that, this kind of ability is the pinnacle of a Wizard/Sorcerer class, and the whole way up the ladder they have to deal with all the drawbacks of being a squishy caster class at the benefit of having that kind of output in damage. Giving that level of damage (and more with their other actions) to a class that already has a whole crap ton going for it all the way up is what severely unbalances it.

Fighters dont get 4 actions... Noone gets more than 1 action in fact.

The fighter gets 4 "attacks" when taking the "attack action". Meaning they could not use this ability on the same turn as a melee attack without spending action surge.

Also the class is supposed to be a meme :P And if this fighter accidentally kills an ally with it, the power of friendship will trigger targeting the fighter themselves, which is a drawback sorcerer/wizard don't have to deal with.

So, what you are saying is, if someone uses the "Ridiculously impractical ultimate attack" ability and end up killing your own ally you have to either kill yourself or suffer disadvantage on the rest of your attacks forever because of your "The Power of Friendship" ability? 

This was actually pretty cool! Great work, very creative!

this is simply AMAZING!

Hilarious

Played this as a level 14 Tomb of Horrors. I made it almost to the end before my gloating monologues got me killed. Super fun Sub Class, made for some interesting moments. 

This is actually a pretty well balanced subclass, all things considered.

...but even if it wasn't I'd still upvote it because this is freaking GREAT. 5 stars, friend.

This is the most hilarious "That Guy" class I have ever seen.