Not to be mean or rude or troll, but things that have occurred in your games that make NO sense at all and others may get a chuckle out of. The ONLY rule is dont NAME NAMES. Just say "My DM" or "the parties Monk" etc.
My contributions is, My DM wanted to do this thing where between sessions our characters could craft things over the week right? My character had the carpenter tool proficiency *which i later found out woodcarvers would be better for crafting a bow but still!)
Anyways, so my DM was ADAMANT that the ONLY person in our party who could craft or repair ANY weapons or armor of ANY kind no matter the materials was the one with smithing tools/proficiency. (because we all know bout DAT WOODSMELTING amirite?)
anyways so they said I could only build houses and large wooden things (which is technically true i found out later).
Like I said, apparently woodcarvers tools would be better for making a Bow, shield, staff, or otherwise wooden weapon/armor but i mean logically it'd make more sense for someone who makes wooden things to make wooden things, over say someone who smelts metal!
We were teenagers at the time and you have to give him some slack for “screw it, let’s see what happens!” thinking. But: There was a chalice “full of glowing blue liquid and smoke” that was “exuding evil” in our DM’s words. Most of us agreed to throw it in our cleric’s bag of holding. Our bard went ahead and drank it, even after we begged him not to both IC and OOC. It summoned Nerull and there was something about souls. But it was just a dumb-for-fun teenager kind of thing to do with no regard for consequence.
A dumb roll of dice: Earlier in that adventure I tried to intimidate someone, and failed. I was allowed to try again with a different approach, and suuuper failed that time. So my character, instead of being this badass ranger soldier with nerves of steel, was just some small woman screaming in a tied-up dude’s face, making a fool of herself.
Not necessarily dumb but very funny to me: Our DM ruled that whenever an undead creature dropped to 0 HP it was basically crumbled to dust. Fast forward to us fighting a Giant Skeleton, almost dying. Suddenly, we remember that our druid had an owl animal companion, which could also attack. So there it goes, with a 1d4-1 dmg attack if IIRC. It actually connected and dealt a staggering 1 point of damage... And it crumbled to dust...
Rest of the session was spent with how the skeleton would feel after that, being in hell getting his rank assessed by Asmodeus or *insert demon lord's name here* "Very well... impressive indeed... I see you've slain many a warrior of Good while alive... Oh, it says here you've even killed one while you were dead that's most impressive indeed. I think you'll fit in well in our order. Now let's see what happend to you to send your soul down to us... let's see here... *pause for effect* an owl... you were killed... by an owl... If I had eyes I would be crying right now!"
Probably not that funny to others, but we waisted the rest of a still 2 hour long session laughing out loud because of that situation. Good times :)
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Not to be mean or rude or troll, but things that have occurred in your games that make NO sense at all and others may get a chuckle out of. The ONLY rule is dont NAME NAMES. Just say "My DM" or "the parties Monk" etc.
My contributions is, My DM wanted to do this thing where between sessions our characters could craft things over the week right? My character had the carpenter tool proficiency *which i later found out woodcarvers would be better for crafting a bow but still!)
Anyways, so my DM was ADAMANT that the ONLY person in our party who could craft or repair ANY weapons or armor of ANY kind no matter the materials was the one with smithing tools/proficiency. (because we all know bout DAT WOOD SMELTING amirite?)
anyways so they said I could only build houses and large wooden things (which is technically true i found out later).
Like I said, apparently woodcarvers tools would be better for making a Bow, shield, staff, or otherwise wooden weapon/armor but i mean logically it'd make more sense for someone who makes wooden things to make wooden things, over say someone who smelts metal!
Occassional Dungeon Master.
We were teenagers at the time and you have to give him some slack for “screw it, let’s see what happens!” thinking. But: There was a chalice “full of glowing blue liquid and smoke” that was “exuding evil” in our DM’s words. Most of us agreed to throw it in our cleric’s bag of holding. Our bard went ahead and drank it, even after we begged him not to both IC and OOC. It summoned Nerull and there was something about souls. But it was just a dumb-for-fun teenager kind of thing to do with no regard for consequence.
A dumb roll of dice: Earlier in that adventure I tried to intimidate someone, and failed. I was allowed to try again with a different approach, and suuuper failed that time. So my character, instead of being this badass ranger soldier with nerves of steel, was just some small woman screaming in a tied-up dude’s face, making a fool of herself.
Not necessarily dumb but very funny to me: Our DM ruled that whenever an undead creature dropped to 0 HP it was basically crumbled to dust. Fast forward to us fighting a Giant Skeleton, almost dying. Suddenly, we remember that our druid had an owl animal companion, which could also attack. So there it goes, with a 1d4-1 dmg attack if IIRC. It actually connected and dealt a staggering 1 point of damage... And it crumbled to dust...
Rest of the session was spent with how the skeleton would feel after that, being in hell getting his rank assessed by Asmodeus or *insert demon lord's name here*
"Very well... impressive indeed... I see you've slain many a warrior of Good while alive... Oh, it says here you've even killed one while you were dead that's most impressive indeed. I think you'll fit in well in our order. Now let's see what happend to you to send your soul down to us... let's see here... *pause for effect* an owl... you were killed... by an owl... If I had eyes I would be crying right now!"
Probably not that funny to others, but we waisted the rest of a still 2 hour long session laughing out loud because of that situation. Good times :)
Subclass: Dwarven Defender - Dragonborn Paragon
Feats: Artificer Apprentice
Monsters: Sheep - Spellbreaker Warforged Titan
Magic Items: Whipier - Ring of Secret Storage - Collar of the Guardian
Monster template: Skeletal Creature