Mako is working on a weapon using spare parts on the ship
Make an Int. check.
10
You make a decent spear.
He sighs, "Never worked on engineerin."
He scraps the spear, never been good with one, and starts working on an axe made of buzz saw blades: 11
There aren't any buzz saw blades on board. At least, not in the areas you have access to.
"Hmph, not useful." He stows away the half finished project and looks for the captain, "Are we close? I get air sick"
"Pretty close, yep." You see the fortress coming closer. From this distance, it's clear that it's much bigger than you first thought the last time you saw it. It's easily big enough to enclose a whole town, not to mention how tall it is.
"That place i rather.... large."
"agreed. lets burn it to the ground"
"Depending on if they are evil, i agree."
"Uhh, it's made of stone. And nobody there is evil. Unless they're a spy, in which case, feel free to take them out."
chippy is yelling at people, trying to get them to make a squirrel catapult so chippy can get catapulted over the wall
First of all, nobody's listening, and secondly, you're still a few miles from the fortress.
than he starts making it himself... which isnt going well..
Make a History check to remember what they taught in the squirrel school you went to that taught you how to be evil.
16
You don't remember how to make a catapult, but you do remember how to make a trebuchet, which is really just better. The problem is, the proper materials required to make it do not seem to be on board.
chippy is yelling at people, trying to get them to make a squirrel catapult so chippy can get catapulted over the wall
First of all, nobody's listening, and secondly, you're still a few miles from the fortress.
than he starts making it himself... which isnt going well..
Make a History check to remember what they taught in the squirrel school you went to that taught you how to be evil.
16
You don't remember how to make a catapult, but you do remember how to make a trebuchet, which is really just better. The problem is, the proper materials required to make it do not seem to be on board.
are they part of the ship?( as in, if chippy started tearing up the floorboards and stealing rope, could he do it?)
chippy is yelling at people, trying to get them to make a squirrel catapult so chippy can get catapulted over the wall
First of all, nobody's listening, and secondly, you're still a few miles from the fortress.
than he starts making it himself... which isnt going well..
Make a History check to remember what they taught in the squirrel school you went to that taught you how to be evil.
16
You don't remember how to make a catapult, but you do remember how to make a trebuchet, which is really just better. The problem is, the proper materials required to make it do not seem to be on board.
are they part of the ship?( as in, if chippy started tearing up the floorboards and stealing rope, could he do it?)
That would work, though the goblins probably wouldn't be happy about it, seeing as they didn't like anyone throwing knives into the mast.
chippy is yelling at people, trying to get them to make a squirrel catapult so chippy can get catapulted over the wall
First of all, nobody's listening, and secondly, you're still a few miles from the fortress.
than he starts making it himself... which isnt going well..
Make a History check to remember what they taught in the squirrel school you went to that taught you how to be evil.
16
You don't remember how to make a catapult, but you do remember how to make a trebuchet, which is really just better. The problem is, the proper materials required to make it do not seem to be on board.
are they part of the ship?( as in, if chippy started tearing up the floorboards and stealing rope, could he do it?)
That would work, though the goblins probably wouldn't be happy about it, seeing as they didn't like anyone throwing knives into the mast.
chippy doesnt care. he gives them a bag of daggers to leave him alone, and starts making a trebuchet
chippy is yelling at people, trying to get them to make a squirrel catapult so chippy can get catapulted over the wall
First of all, nobody's listening, and secondly, you're still a few miles from the fortress.
than he starts making it himself... which isnt going well..
Make a History check to remember what they taught in the squirrel school you went to that taught you how to be evil.
16
You don't remember how to make a catapult, but you do remember how to make a trebuchet, which is really just better. The problem is, the proper materials required to make it do not seem to be on board.
are they part of the ship?( as in, if chippy started tearing up the floorboards and stealing rope, could he do it?)
That would work, though the goblins probably wouldn't be happy about it, seeing as they didn't like anyone throwing knives into the mast.
chippy doesnt care. he gives them a bag of daggers to leave him alone, and starts making a trebuchet
Some of the goblins seem inclined to use the daggers on you, but decide instead to get the captain to deal with it.
chippy is yelling at people, trying to get them to make a squirrel catapult so chippy can get catapulted over the wall
First of all, nobody's listening, and secondly, you're still a few miles from the fortress.
than he starts making it himself... which isnt going well..
Make a History check to remember what they taught in the squirrel school you went to that taught you how to be evil.
16
You don't remember how to make a catapult, but you do remember how to make a trebuchet, which is really just better. The problem is, the proper materials required to make it do not seem to be on board.
are they part of the ship?( as in, if chippy started tearing up the floorboards and stealing rope, could he do it?)
That would work, though the goblins probably wouldn't be happy about it, seeing as they didn't like anyone throwing knives into the mast.
chippy doesnt care. he gives them a bag of daggers to leave him alone, and starts making a trebuchet
Some of the goblins seem inclined to use the daggers on you, but decide instead to get the captain to deal with it.
he scatters caltrops on the ground to make it hard to get to him, and starts working
chippy is yelling at people, trying to get them to make a squirrel catapult so chippy can get catapulted over the wall
First of all, nobody's listening, and secondly, you're still a few miles from the fortress.
than he starts making it himself... which isnt going well..
Make a History check to remember what they taught in the squirrel school you went to that taught you how to be evil.
16
You don't remember how to make a catapult, but you do remember how to make a trebuchet, which is really just better. The problem is, the proper materials required to make it do not seem to be on board.
are they part of the ship?( as in, if chippy started tearing up the floorboards and stealing rope, could he do it?)
That would work, though the goblins probably wouldn't be happy about it, seeing as they didn't like anyone throwing knives into the mast.
chippy doesnt care. he gives them a bag of daggers to leave him alone, and starts making a trebuchet
Some of the goblins seem inclined to use the daggers on you, but decide instead to get the captain to deal with it.
he scatters caltrops on the ground to make it hard to get to him, and starts working
The goblins decide not to step on them. You're able to get about 78% of it built when the captain arrives. "Hey! What are you doing to my ship!?"
chippy is yelling at people, trying to get them to make a squirrel catapult so chippy can get catapulted over the wall
First of all, nobody's listening, and secondly, you're still a few miles from the fortress.
than he starts making it himself... which isnt going well..
Make a History check to remember what they taught in the squirrel school you went to that taught you how to be evil.
16
You don't remember how to make a catapult, but you do remember how to make a trebuchet, which is really just better. The problem is, the proper materials required to make it do not seem to be on board.
are they part of the ship?( as in, if chippy started tearing up the floorboards and stealing rope, could he do it?)
That would work, though the goblins probably wouldn't be happy about it, seeing as they didn't like anyone throwing knives into the mast.
chippy doesnt care. he gives them a bag of daggers to leave him alone, and starts making a trebuchet
Some of the goblins seem inclined to use the daggers on you, but decide instead to get the captain to deal with it.
he scatters caltrops on the ground to make it hard to get to him, and starts working
The goblins decide not to step on them. You're able to get about 78% of it built when the captain arrives. "Hey! What are you doing to my ship!?"
"building a trebuchet. sell those daggers for cash or something"
chippy is yelling at people, trying to get them to make a squirrel catapult so chippy can get catapulted over the wall
First of all, nobody's listening, and secondly, you're still a few miles from the fortress.
than he starts making it himself... which isnt going well..
Make a History check to remember what they taught in the squirrel school you went to that taught you how to be evil.
16
You don't remember how to make a catapult, but you do remember how to make a trebuchet, which is really just better. The problem is, the proper materials required to make it do not seem to be on board.
are they part of the ship?( as in, if chippy started tearing up the floorboards and stealing rope, could he do it?)
That would work, though the goblins probably wouldn't be happy about it, seeing as they didn't like anyone throwing knives into the mast.
chippy doesnt care. he gives them a bag of daggers to leave him alone, and starts making a trebuchet
Some of the goblins seem inclined to use the daggers on you, but decide instead to get the captain to deal with it.
he scatters caltrops on the ground to make it hard to get to him, and starts working
The goblins decide not to step on them. You're able to get about 78% of it built when the captain arrives. "Hey! What are you doing to my ship!?"
"building a trebuchet. sell those daggers for cash or something"
"Do you know how expensive it's going to be to fix the damage you've caused!? A bag of daggers ain't gonna cut it! And why would you even need a trebuchet!?"
chippy is yelling at people, trying to get them to make a squirrel catapult so chippy can get catapulted over the wall
First of all, nobody's listening, and secondly, you're still a few miles from the fortress.
than he starts making it himself... which isnt going well..
Make a History check to remember what they taught in the squirrel school you went to that taught you how to be evil.
16
You don't remember how to make a catapult, but you do remember how to make a trebuchet, which is really just better. The problem is, the proper materials required to make it do not seem to be on board.
are they part of the ship?( as in, if chippy started tearing up the floorboards and stealing rope, could he do it?)
That would work, though the goblins probably wouldn't be happy about it, seeing as they didn't like anyone throwing knives into the mast.
chippy doesnt care. he gives them a bag of daggers to leave him alone, and starts making a trebuchet
Some of the goblins seem inclined to use the daggers on you, but decide instead to get the captain to deal with it.
he scatters caltrops on the ground to make it hard to get to him, and starts working
The goblins decide not to step on them. You're able to get about 78% of it built when the captain arrives. "Hey! What are you doing to my ship!?"
"building a trebuchet. sell those daggers for cash or something"
"Do you know how expensive it's going to be to fix the damage you've caused!? A bag of daggers ain't gonna cut it! And why would you even need a trebuchet!?"
"to launch myself into the city! like a flying squirrel. and you know, this could be an amusement park. you could sell tickets for kids to get trebuched!"
chippy is yelling at people, trying to get them to make a squirrel catapult so chippy can get catapulted over the wall
First of all, nobody's listening, and secondly, you're still a few miles from the fortress.
than he starts making it himself... which isnt going well..
Make a History check to remember what they taught in the squirrel school you went to that taught you how to be evil.
16
You don't remember how to make a catapult, but you do remember how to make a trebuchet, which is really just better. The problem is, the proper materials required to make it do not seem to be on board.
are they part of the ship?( as in, if chippy started tearing up the floorboards and stealing rope, could he do it?)
That would work, though the goblins probably wouldn't be happy about it, seeing as they didn't like anyone throwing knives into the mast.
chippy doesnt care. he gives them a bag of daggers to leave him alone, and starts making a trebuchet
Some of the goblins seem inclined to use the daggers on you, but decide instead to get the captain to deal with it.
he scatters caltrops on the ground to make it hard to get to him, and starts working
The goblins decide not to step on them. You're able to get about 78% of it built when the captain arrives. "Hey! What are you doing to my ship!?"
"building a trebuchet. sell those daggers for cash or something"
"Do you know how expensive it's going to be to fix the damage you've caused!? A bag of daggers ain't gonna cut it! And why would you even need a trebuchet!?"
"to launch myself into the city! like a flying squirrel. and you know, this could be an amusement park. you could sell tickets for kids to get trebuched!"
"...You mean the fortress? You do know we're about to land there, right? It's literally where we're going. And the only way in from above would be one of the gardens, which are well-guarded. Secondly, this is a skyship, not an amusement park! Who would pay to be launched out of a trebuchet, probably to their deaths!?" He's stopped just ahead of the caltrops and is carefully moving them out of the way with a rapier.
chippy is yelling at people, trying to get them to make a squirrel catapult so chippy can get catapulted over the wall
First of all, nobody's listening, and secondly, you're still a few miles from the fortress.
than he starts making it himself... which isnt going well..
Make a History check to remember what they taught in the squirrel school you went to that taught you how to be evil.
16
You don't remember how to make a catapult, but you do remember how to make a trebuchet, which is really just better. The problem is, the proper materials required to make it do not seem to be on board.
are they part of the ship?( as in, if chippy started tearing up the floorboards and stealing rope, could he do it?)
That would work, though the goblins probably wouldn't be happy about it, seeing as they didn't like anyone throwing knives into the mast.
chippy doesnt care. he gives them a bag of daggers to leave him alone, and starts making a trebuchet
Some of the goblins seem inclined to use the daggers on you, but decide instead to get the captain to deal with it.
he scatters caltrops on the ground to make it hard to get to him, and starts working
The goblins decide not to step on them. You're able to get about 78% of it built when the captain arrives. "Hey! What are you doing to my ship!?"
"building a trebuchet. sell those daggers for cash or something"
"Do you know how expensive it's going to be to fix the damage you've caused!? A bag of daggers ain't gonna cut it! And why would you even need a trebuchet!?"
"to launch myself into the city! like a flying squirrel. and you know, this could be an amusement park. you could sell tickets for kids to get trebuched!"
"...You mean the fortress? You do know we're about to land there, right? It's literally where we're going. And the only way in from above would be one of the gardens, which are well-guarded. Secondly, this is a skyship, not an amusement park! Who would pay to be launched out of a trebuchet, probably to their deaths!?" He's stopped just ahead of the caltrops and is carefully moving them out of the way with a rapier.
"of course I do. but it would be fun. everyone I met in squirrel school would pay for this. and stop moving the caltrops!"
chippy is yelling at people, trying to get them to make a squirrel catapult so chippy can get catapulted over the wall
First of all, nobody's listening, and secondly, you're still a few miles from the fortress.
than he starts making it himself... which isnt going well..
Make a History check to remember what they taught in the squirrel school you went to that taught you how to be evil.
16
You don't remember how to make a catapult, but you do remember how to make a trebuchet, which is really just better. The problem is, the proper materials required to make it do not seem to be on board.
are they part of the ship?( as in, if chippy started tearing up the floorboards and stealing rope, could he do it?)
That would work, though the goblins probably wouldn't be happy about it, seeing as they didn't like anyone throwing knives into the mast.
chippy doesnt care. he gives them a bag of daggers to leave him alone, and starts making a trebuchet
Some of the goblins seem inclined to use the daggers on you, but decide instead to get the captain to deal with it.
he scatters caltrops on the ground to make it hard to get to him, and starts working
The goblins decide not to step on them. You're able to get about 78% of it built when the captain arrives. "Hey! What are you doing to my ship!?"
"building a trebuchet. sell those daggers for cash or something"
"Do you know how expensive it's going to be to fix the damage you've caused!? A bag of daggers ain't gonna cut it! And why would you even need a trebuchet!?"
"to launch myself into the city! like a flying squirrel. and you know, this could be an amusement park. you could sell tickets for kids to get trebuched!"
"...You mean the fortress? You do know we're about to land there, right? It's literally where we're going. And the only way in from above would be one of the gardens, which are well-guarded. Secondly, this is a skyship, not an amusement park! Who would pay to be launched out of a trebuchet, probably to their deaths!?" He's stopped just ahead of the caltrops and is carefully moving them out of the way with a rapier.
"of course I do. but it would be fun. everyone I met in squirrel school would pay for this. and stop moving the caltrops!"
chippy throws more down
"If you're going to be working with us, you're going to have to stop doing things like this! I mean, why would our employer give you a job you when you just make all our lives harder!? Also, most squirrels are pretty evil, I don't think anyone's going to want to invite them onto the skyship anytime soon. You would be an exception, if you didn't do stuff like this! And no, I'm not going to stop moving the caltrops! Why don't you stop throwing them!?"
The bleeding gets stitched up. You feel an annoyed gust of wind.
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"Uhh, it's made of stone. And nobody there is evil. Unless they're a spy, in which case, feel free to take them out."
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First of all, nobody's listening, and secondly, you're still a few miles from the fortress.
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than he starts making it himself... which isnt going well..
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8
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You don't remember how to make a catapult, but you do remember how to make a trebuchet, which is really just better. The problem is, the proper materials required to make it do not seem to be on board.
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are they part of the ship?( as in, if chippy started tearing up the floorboards and stealing rope, could he do it?)
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That would work, though the goblins probably wouldn't be happy about it, seeing as they didn't like anyone throwing knives into the mast.
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chippy doesnt care. he gives them a bag of daggers to leave him alone, and starts making a trebuchet
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Some of the goblins seem inclined to use the daggers on you, but decide instead to get the captain to deal with it.
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he scatters caltrops on the ground to make it hard to get to him, and starts working
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The goblins decide not to step on them. You're able to get about 78% of it built when the captain arrives. "Hey! What are you doing to my ship!?"
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"building a trebuchet. sell those daggers for cash or something"
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"Do you know how expensive it's going to be to fix the damage you've caused!? A bag of daggers ain't gonna cut it! And why would you even need a trebuchet!?"
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"to launch myself into the city! like a flying squirrel. and you know, this could be an amusement park. you could sell tickets for kids to get trebuched!"
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"...You mean the fortress? You do know we're about to land there, right? It's literally where we're going. And the only way in from above would be one of the gardens, which are well-guarded. Secondly, this is a skyship, not an amusement park! Who would pay to be launched out of a trebuchet, probably to their deaths!?" He's stopped just ahead of the caltrops and is carefully moving them out of the way with a rapier.
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"of course I do. but it would be fun. everyone I met in squirrel school would pay for this. and stop moving the caltrops!"
chippy throws more down
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"If you're going to be working with us, you're going to have to stop doing things like this! I mean, why would our employer give you a job you when you just make all our lives harder!? Also, most squirrels are pretty evil, I don't think anyone's going to want to invite them onto the skyship anytime soon. You would be an exception, if you didn't do stuff like this! And no, I'm not going to stop moving the caltrops! Why don't you stop throwing them!?"
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"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
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