"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"Bad way to view that dude. But i agree, stop tearing apart the ship. If we need materials, we an buy them."
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"Bad way to view that dude. But i agree, stop tearing apart the ship. If we need materials, we an buy them."
"Well, it's true. Not racism, I'm just stating the facts. Squirrel brains are biologically more inclined towards what most consider to be evil than most other living creatures, not including those from other parts of the multiverse like demons and beholders."
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"racist.because if I stop, you will get to me. but I need to make this trebuchet. I could let you keep it, and your skyship could have some weaponry"
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
"Is it racist if it's true? That's like saying it's racist to say that beholders tend to have a lot of eyes or that halflings are usually small. And why are you afraid of me getting you? I'm not going to harm you, just stop you from ripping any more of my skyship apart! And why would I want to keep it!? If I wanted a trebuchet, I could buy one! Besides, we already have weaponry! Just not that you've seen, apparently."
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"this is much cheaper. leave me alone"
he continues building it
N/A
"Bad way to view that dude. But i agree, stop tearing apart the ship. If we need materials, we an buy them."
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"It really isn't! And I'll leave you be when you do the same to my ship!" He seems to be considering crossing the caltrops.
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"Well, it's true. Not racism, I'm just stating the facts. Squirrel brains are biologically more inclined towards what most consider to be evil than most other living creatures, not including those from other parts of the multiverse like demons and beholders."
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chippy throws a dagger in his area as a warning, and finishes it up. he cranks it up, and tries to launch himself into the fortress via catapult
N/A
Make a ranged attack roll.
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*not at him. sorta general direction*
N/A
*I know. I mean for the trebuchet.*
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*okay. with what modifier?*
N/A
"Welp. He's dead."
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Dex. or Int.
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"Probably."
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"Should we go get them?"
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9
N/A
Mako is wondering if the squirrel survived being launched from a cannon.
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*This thread dead?*
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*I guess so......*
Mako starts working on more weapons
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*Sorry, haven't been able to check in much recently. I'll try to be a bit more active from now on.* Gonna need another roll, probably int. again.
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