Kill count. Monolith said as if it explained everything. Realizing it wouldn't he went on,
It was a thing me and my buddies did while I was a mercenary. The idea is that whoever has the most kills at the end of the mission won half the profit of the other. I got so good they stopped taking the bet with me.
Ary looks at Arc silently, clears her throat and looks at Crispy and Monolith: "There's no need for such a stupid bet guys, you should shake hands and stop acting like kids. Come one, we have to work together without hostilities".
Suddenly Monolith gets very political. The rules are simple. Every kill is a point you must elect a companion to truthfulness to the point, if, for any reason no-one can confirm the kill you must collect something from them to confirm both unique identity and death. Since I have already lost 500 gold to business expenses I'll say the prize is 500 from one to the other.
“I wont back down. I promise. I don't need a competition to do my best, or more. You mercenaries are all the same.” Crispy says, still starting at Monolith. ”I know I can kick your ass one on one. But if you lose your temper and swing at one of my friends here? I'll take your toothpicks and shove em down your nose. Ok? Toothpick. That's your new nickname.”
Monolith feels one of the points of her shortshorts touching the front of his groin.
"Because while you're so busy being angry, tough, and flappin' your gums.." She smiles extremely condescendingly at him. "..you never see me coming. Don't you want to be on the same team? Or..do you not need your genitals anymore?"
Ah, I see, You're a cheat. One of those who'll sneak up and slit you're throat while, you're sleepin'. In a fair fight you'd have no chance, so you hide in your own shadow.
Monolith turns, Don't worry I'm not talking battle to the death or anything, for now at least. Just some friendly competition.
"Oh. Too bad. you would have been my second kill since i've been here. Still listening." Holding the stare.
Kill count. Monolith said as if it explained everything. Realizing it wouldn't he went on,
It was a thing me and my buddies did while I was a mercenary. The idea is that whoever has the most kills at the end of the mission won half the profit of the other. I got so good they stopped taking the bet with me.
"Hells, are you kidding me?" Crispy scoffed. "You're on. I almost feel bad for you - taking all that money from you."
Ary looks at Arc silently, clears her throat and looks at Crispy and Monolith: "There's no need for such a stupid bet guys, you should shake hands and stop acting like kids. Come one, we have to work together without hostilities".
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we'll see.
Suddenly Monolith gets very political. The rules are simple. Every kill is a point you must elect a companion to truthfulness to the point, if, for any reason no-one can confirm the kill you must collect something from them to confirm both unique identity and death. Since I have already lost 500 gold to business expenses I'll say the prize is 500 from one to the other.
Do you agree to these terms?
She rolls her eyes, eager to be done with the agreement, and him. "Sure."
One more thing,
He holds out his hand.
"You sucker punch me and I kill you right here, right now." Crispy warns, holding out her hand.
Monolith takes Crispy's hand in his and gives a firm handshake.
Tempting, but no, I'll pass. This is also final, there will be no backing out.
Done with formalities, Monolith turns to Ary, there is nothing stupid about it, if anything we'll work twice as hard now. At least, I will.
"Uhm well, if you put it that way I guess it's fine"
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“I wont back down. I promise. I don't need a competition to do my best, or more. You mercenaries are all the same.” Crispy says, still starting at Monolith. ”I know I can kick your ass one on one. But if you lose your temper and swing at one of my friends here? I'll take your toothpicks and shove em down your nose. Ok? Toothpick. That's your new nickname.”
Crispy scoffs. "He's going to be a tough one to work with. I can already sense it."
I'm standing right here you know,
besides, if you would stop calling me sword and I -
He draws his sword.
Toothpick,
Suddenly the sword erupts in brilliant flame.
This wouldn't have happened.
Monolith ponders a moment, why are you so confident in your ability to beat me anyway?
Monolith feels one of the points of her shortshorts touching the front of his groin.
"Because while you're so busy being angry, tough, and flappin' your gums.." She smiles extremely condescendingly at him. "..you never see me coming. Don't you want to be on the same team? Or..do you not need your genitals anymore?"
"Sure, go ahead I'm curious too" Says to Arc before he summons his fish hawk.
"Oh so that's what got you so mad, in my honest opinion, that's ******* hilarious".
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Ah, I see, You're a cheat. One of those who'll sneak up and slit you're throat while, you're sleepin'. In a fair fight you'd have no chance, so you hide in your own shadow.
"No, you're just big and dumb and it's easy."
She pokes around at your crotch with her sword.
"Kinda small.." She flashes a quick saucy wink at Ary.
"After all you where the first one to throw a sucker punch when she didn't expect it, just sayin'"
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Big, thanks, dumb not so much.
I've had enough of this,
He calls across the room,
Temmet! we gonna do something here or what?