Gad hits Olwen with a mighty attack, leaving her just barely standing.

(Marky and Ugunootu are up)

 Marky chugs a Potion of Healing and moves to B15

(I'm scratching my head a little on how Henry can retrieve both lances and get back on his mount using no hands.  I assume he dropped both lances when he went unconscious.  Dual wielder allows you to draw/stow two weapons, not pick up two of them.  You're essentially doing 4 things- pick up dropped weapon x2, stow at least one, and draw it again.  It doesn't affect the outcome of the first roll, but it doesn't seem realistic he'll have both lances without some assistance.)

 4
Glug glug glug...

(You can attack with a lance using one hand when mounted, which I am.)

(Is it too late to adjust my position slightly? I accidentally put i-10, instead of i-9. If I can't that's fine.)

(That's not his point.  However, I don't see that Henry would have to get back on Mule.  He is strapped into the saddle.)

(They are referring to the rule about dropping all held items when unconscious; excluding shields, since they are strapped on. The feat only accounts for drawing/stowing, not picking up an item.)

(sniped)

(Yes, but picking them up is pretty much the exact same thing as drawing them.)

(It isn't, but its your house. Not complaining personally)

(In other news. Does anyone else got the image of Henry having to spin his whole settle around so that he's hanging upside his horse just to reach his weapons on the ground.)

(And, when attacking, you can pick up one item. So I use my free action to pick it up, use my action to attack, and the pick up the other one. I said so in my post.)

(I don't think melee attacks in the fog would have disadvantage since I can't see my attacker.)

(No such thing as free actions in 5e.  You get to interact with an object as part of your movement.  If you look up Mounting and Dismounting in the PHB page 198, it says you can mount or dismount once per move and it costs 15 ft movement.)

(They wouldn’t.)

(yes, it’s funny. Just kinda flailing around and grabbing one lance, then the other, that’s why I miss 96% of the time. With a +5 to hit.)

(DM ruled I stat mounted, as I’m strapped on.)

(That's not quite how that works, since you're still taking the free interact with an object action as part of another action. Which you only get one of unless you're a rogue thief. But I found the answer about Dual Wielder, and was proven wrong on two fronts. My apologies for coming off passive-aggressive and argumentative in the end.)

(And unless a 10 hits, Olwen should be fine either way.)

(Ah, right.  It would cancel out.)

(Not that thatchanges anything.)

(Free actions do exist in 5e.  Drawing one weapon is a free action.)

(So he does not have to dismount to retrieve the lances?)

I didn't realize that Ugunootu had used his bardic inspiration, Marky still has a bonus action and he would like to give Ugunootu inspiration again.

"Drink up for this one!"

(Nope!)

As Marky runs away (he’s within 10ft and is moving away), Henry takes the opportunity to stab at him.

Attack: 8 Damage: 6

miscalculated. Oops. Unless I am. In which case go ahead and have me stab him in the foot.