"I don't believe these skulls will be strong enough to handle my brew, look how brittle there bones are!" 

Fjolnir nocks, draws an arrow, jumps onto the nearest sarcophagus, and looses at the furthest skeleton's rattling head:

Attack: 11   Damage:   5

With nearly everyone missing the skeletons, All of them converge on Absinthe, 2 with swords and 1 with its bow.

Attack: 21 Damage: 3

Attack: 23 Damage: 8

Attack: 19 Damage: 4

 Only the bow hits for 8 damage. (If you want to shrug it, roll below)

Az Emberi, you're up!

Ba magic stones chuck it at the one with the banged up ribcage

Atk 21    Dmg 4

I move S, S

Burning hands 9 fire damage 

13 DeX saving throw 

 I move one more square S after the attack 

"Blargh!" and other unintelligible nonsense; the dwarf nocks, draws and looses another arrow, to follow the irritated gibberish, at the far skeleton head.

Attack: 16   Damage: 5

Az Emberi's stone smashes through the damaged one's spine, shattering its midsection and it crumples to the ground in a heap.

Hymir climbs up on the stone coffin and casts burning hands on the other two skeletons. Flames engulf both of them  22

 5

 They both fail to get out of the way and take a full 9 damage each.

Absinthe, Dirk and Fjolnir are up.

I don't know which one, but Attack: 7 Damage: 8 rapiering someone 

Fjolnir yells much harder this time, a pulsing vein demands its presence be known on his forehead.

And he fires at the southmost far skeleton's head-like remains.

Attack: 18  Damage:   8

Shrug damage: 14

To whichever one is left, or closest to me. I'm going to give him the old one two combo. 

Yklwa Attack: 11 Damage: 7

Skull slap Attack: 11 Damage: 6

Absinthe shrugged off 3 damage taking a total of 5, then he and Dirk teamed up for a triple-miss attack!

Fjolnir however, came through with a skull shattering attack on the one using a bow, leaving naught but a headless pile of bones.

The last skeleton swings once more at Absinthe Attack: 20 Damage: 7

Az Emberi is up!

I cast shillelagh as a bonus action and step to it 

Atk. 21   Dmg.  5

The last skeleton heaps on the floor from Az Emberi's beatin' stick.

What are you doing now?

"There's two redbrands in this room with the kidnapped family."

perception for if they are aware of us. 18

I cautiously go over and open the door ready to attack based on what happens. And I have a sneaking suspicion they are ready behind the door 

And if I am hit I will cast shield as a reaction regardless of hit number

Alright guys let's clear this out

Hymir's suspicions are correct, and as soon as he opens the door, two shortswords come swinging at him. As a reaction, he throws up a shield spell using his new staff. (Giving him an AC of 18 until the start of his next turn)

Attack: 22 Damage: 3

Attack: 13 Damage: 5

 The first one connects but barely, and the second one glances off the invisible barrier.

Burning hands 10 

Saving throw 13

After Absinthe, I charge in rapier at the ready.  Screaming so hard my eyes almost pop out .. I'm Dr. Rockzo, the rock n' roll clown! I do cocaine! C-c-c-c-yeah! whilst stabbing the first enemy I reach.

Absinthe continues on up to the closest redbrand, look for a nice place to stick my Yklwa and... 

Yklwa Attack: 23 Damage: 4

Kick to the knee for effect Attack: 20 Damage: 3

Hymir Runs through while the Redbrands assail him, and spins around to deliver another sheet of fire across the room. 19 3

And they both fail miserably to get out of the way.

Absinthe runs through once the fire clears out and hits twice with a stabby smashy combo, killing one of them.

Dirk Screams a battle cry about being an educated, musical, drugged-out, stuttering jester, and tries to pierce the Redbrand's hide. Attack: 15 Damage: 4

 ...and skewers through his eye and out the back of his skull. Apparently, educated, musical, drugged-out, stuttering jesters are not to be ****ed with.

Combat is over, what are you doing?