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5This isn't going to go the way you think it is Jimmy. If you are so eager for "Shit to go down" here, I assure you that you will be that shit, and all YOUR possessions will be coming with us. (I say with a smile, before drawing my rapier and striking Jimmy) Attack: 4 Damage: 7
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Dirk makes a jab with his rapier but it glances off one of the metal studs on Jimmy's armor.
Fjolnir aims at one of the bandit's eyes and is only off a hair, slashing the side of their face from front to back.
Angered, the one bandit rushes Fjolnir and makes two shortsword attacks. Jimmy yells "It's on boys! Get 'em!" and the other two Redbrands rush in too, one at Az Emberi and one at Dirk. Dirk takes two attacks from Jimmy and another, and Az Emberi takes two from the last one.
Jimmy and R1 vs Dirk AC 12: Attack: 5 Damage: 6
11 Damage: 3
8 Damage: 6
8 Damage: 4
R2 vs Az Emberi AC 16: 17 Damage: 7
14 Damage: 8
R3 vs Fjolnir AC 15: 24 Damage: 9
13 Damage: 3
Dirk goes down, and takes one hit after that. He's looking rough... like, on death's door rough.
Az Emberi takes two hits, (and is down to 8 HP if my math is right)
Fjolnir sees this guy coming a mile away, and dodges both strikes.
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Az Emberi moves 10 ft north, heals Dirk for 7 HP and shifts to his wolf-hybrid thing. Dirk is conscious, but prone.
Absinthe swings with his new weapon but the thug ducks it. while standing back up, though , he catches a ***** slap to the face.
Hymir casts Ray of Sickness, but feels extra energy pulse through his hand. The power of puns compel you! It does 7 more damage, as well, killing him. (Unless you wanted him alive?)
Dirk, having just been near death, stands up and woozily thrusts his sword at the ruffian in his face, to no avail.
Fjolnir dual wields his way to slightly poking the bandit in front of him again. (2 more damage. For offhand attacks you use your full "to hit" bonus, but you don't add your damage modifier to the damage done. I know that bit is confusing.)
Jimmy spends the round vomiting up his guts. Death save: 20
the bandit continue attacking their targets, but R2 and 3 are each adjacent to 2 of you now, so they take an attack on each.
R1 vs Dirk, AC12: Attack: 23 Damage: 4
7 Damage: 8
R2 vs Az Emberi AC 16: 16 Damage: 4
vs Absinthe AC 14: 23 Damage: 4
R3 vs Fjolnir AC 15: 18 Damage: 4
vs Hymir AC 12: 22 Damage: 5
R1 knocks Dirk out again, but instead of hitting him a second time, he moves around him and swings on Az Emberi, but misses.
R2 hits both Absinthe and Az Emberi.
R3 hits Fjolnir, but misses Hymir
Jimmy- Making death saves [][][]/[X][][] (Which I just realized Hymir should have had disadvantage on that attack, since someone was in melee, but it already happened so, we're in it now)
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To the guy I'm attacking, "Sorry I'm using a weapon for the first time, this is kind of new to me, usually I just pluck heads so if this doesn't work I'll just have to pull yours off.
Yklwa: Attack: 20 Damage: 3
Bonus action I want to really step into it and thrust my knee through his nutsack up into his stomach, really trying to get some lift off the ground.
Az Emberi magically heals Dirk again, and also imbues his stick with magic. Dirk wakes up again with 6 HP. What a roller coaster!
Absinthe drives his Yklwa into the ruffian's chest, then drives his knee into his groin, lifting him up and pulling the still embedded weapon down, tearing open the wound. The man slumps to the ground dead.
Hymir yells "Magic Missiles!" as he casts magic missiles, and magic missiles spring forth from his fingertips, hitting the remaining two Redbrands... with magic missiles.
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Dirk wobbles to his feet and groggily misses his attack again. He gives up and just gives him a little waggle.
R3 leaps over Fjolnir's blade but is unable to get out of the way of the piercing jab on his way down. He takes two more swings, one each at Hymir and Fjolnir.
R1 laughs at Dirk's attempt to fight, then recoils at the sight of his mini-snake, and turns away to attack Absinthe, no longer perceiving Dirk as a threat, and really not wanting to look in that direction either.
5 This isn't going to go the way you think it is Jimmy. If you are so eager for "Shit to go down" here, I assure you that you will be that shit, and all YOUR possessions will be coming with us. (I say with a smile, before drawing my rapier and striking Jimmy) Attack: 4 Damage: 7
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Initiative 14
Fjolnir tenses and draws his bow, nocks an arrow, but doesn't draw... "Your lead bard- you call this one... do they live or die?"
He sees Dirk move upon them.. "So it is." and draws quickly and looses at the furthermost right henchmans' right eye.
Atk 12 Dmg Pot 10
Dirk makes a jab with his rapier but it glances off one of the metal studs on Jimmy's armor.
Fjolnir aims at one of the bandit's eyes and is only off a hair, slashing the side of their face from front to back.
Angered, the one bandit rushes Fjolnir and makes two shortsword attacks. Jimmy yells "It's on boys! Get 'em!" and the other two Redbrands rush in too, one at Az Emberi and one at Dirk. Dirk takes two attacks from Jimmy and another, and Az Emberi takes two from the last one.
Jimmy and R1 vs Dirk AC 12: Attack: 5 Damage: 6
11 Damage: 3
8 Damage: 6
8 Damage: 4
R2 vs Az Emberi AC 16: 17 Damage: 7
14 Damage: 8
R3 vs Fjolnir AC 15: 24 Damage: 9
13 Damage: 3
Dirk goes down, and takes one hit after that. He's looking rough... like, on death's door rough.
Az Emberi takes two hits, (and is down to 8 HP if my math is right)
Fjolnir sees this guy coming a mile away, and dodges both strikes.
Az Emberi, Absinthe and Hymir, you're up!
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Move to the swuare south if Dirk.
Go wolfy
Cast cure wounds on dirk 7
the way you treat your former friend makes me sick
I cast ray of sickness on Jimmy
Attack 9
Potential Damage 10
6
If Jimmy doesnt die he rolls a 3 on his constitution saving throw
Chronomancy!!!
Hymir..... I just.... wanted... needed you to know...... I always hated you the most.... hrgh... bleeeehhh...
Rainbow....... Mooo....
"Today you should have just let us walk by."
Absinthe moves to R2 and swings his Yklwa.
Attack: 9 Damage: 5
Then with my bonus action, come down with an open palm ***** slap across R2 face (if he didn't die)
Attack: 18 Damage: 3
Az Emberi moves 10 ft north, heals Dirk for 7 HP and shifts to his wolf-hybrid thing. Dirk is conscious, but prone.
Absinthe swings with his new weapon but the thug ducks it. while standing back up, though , he catches a ***** slap to the face.
Hymir casts Ray of Sickness, but feels extra energy pulse through his hand. The power of puns compel you! It does 7 more damage, as well, killing him. (Unless you wanted him alive?)
Jimmy- Dead (or alive?)
R1- undamaged
R2- 3 damage
R3- 7 damage
Fjolnir and Dirk, you're up!
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
I get up and take a stab at R1 Attack: 14 Damage: 6
Rainbow....... Mooo....
Fjolnir loops his bow over his neck and pulls the dagger from his waist, draws the scimitar, and wildly swings at the brigand in front of him:
Scimitar Atk. 10 Dmg. 5
Dagger Atk. 20 Dmg.4
Dirk, having just been near death, stands up and woozily thrusts his sword at the ruffian in his face, to no avail.
Fjolnir dual wields his way to slightly poking the bandit in front of him again. (2 more damage. For offhand attacks you use your full "to hit" bonus, but you don't add your damage modifier to the damage done. I know that bit is confusing.)
Jimmy spends the round vomiting up his guts. Death save: 20
the bandit continue attacking their targets, but R2 and 3 are each adjacent to 2 of you now, so they take an attack on each.
R1 vs Dirk, AC12: Attack: 23 Damage: 4
7 Damage: 8
R2 vs Az Emberi AC 16: 16 Damage: 4
vs Absinthe AC 14: 23 Damage: 4
R3 vs Fjolnir AC 15: 18 Damage: 4
vs Hymir AC 12: 22 Damage: 5
R1 knocks Dirk out again, but instead of hitting him a second time, he moves around him and swings on Az Emberi, but misses.
R2 hits both Absinthe and Az Emberi.
R3 hits Fjolnir, but misses Hymir
Jimmy- Making death saves [][][]/[X][][] (Which I just realized Hymir should have had disadvantage on that attack, since someone was in melee, but it already happened so, we're in it now)
R1- undamaged
R2- 3 damage
R3- 9 damage Looks hurt
Az Emberi, Absinthe and Hymir are up!
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Ba shillelagj
Cure wounds dirk 5
To the guy I'm attacking, "Sorry I'm using a weapon for the first time, this is kind of new to me, usually I just pluck heads so if this doesn't work I'll just have to pull yours off.
Yklwa: Attack: 20 Damage: 3
Bonus action I want to really step into it and thrust my knee through his nutsack up into his stomach, really trying to get some lift off the ground.
Attack: 7 Damage: 5
Magic Missiles!
R3 2
R1 3
R1 4
Chronomancy!!!
Az Emberi magically heals Dirk again, and also imbues his stick with magic. Dirk wakes up again with 6 HP. What a roller coaster!
Absinthe drives his Yklwa into the ruffian's chest, then drives his knee into his groin, lifting him up and pulling the still embedded weapon down, tearing open the wound. The man slumps to the ground dead.
Hymir yells "Magic Missiles!" as he casts magic missiles, and magic missiles spring forth from his fingertips, hitting the remaining two Redbrands... with magic missiles.
Jimmy- Dying [][][]/[X][][]
R1- 7 damage
R2- Dead
R3- 11 damage Looks hurt
Fjolnir and Dirk, you're up!
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
I get up and try to strike R1 again with my rapier. Struggling to speak Third life's a charm? Attack: 5 Damage: 5 I pull out my penis and wag it at R1
Rainbow....... Mooo....
"You smell like piss." Fjolnir says to him. "Is it fear, or just that recent since you crawled off your mother?"
He swings at the brigand closest again with a low slash at his thighs and a return-to-balance stab with the dagger:
Scimitar Atk. 9 Dmg. 6
Dagger Atk. 15 Dmg. 2
Dirk wobbles to his feet and groggily misses his attack again. He gives up and just gives him a little waggle.
R3 leaps over Fjolnir's blade but is unable to get out of the way of the piercing jab on his way down. He takes two more swings, one each at Hymir and Fjolnir.
R1 laughs at Dirk's attempt to fight, then recoils at the sight of his mini-snake, and turns away to attack Absinthe, no longer perceiving Dirk as a threat, and really not wanting to look in that direction either.
Jimmy still chokes on vomit. 10
R1 vs Absinthe: Attack: 24 Damage: 13
7 Damage: 5
R3 vs Fjolnir: 24 Damage: 11
vs Hymir: 5 Damage: 5
None of the Redbrands hit this turn
Jimmy- [X][][]/[X][][]
R1- 7 damage
R3- 13 damage Looks Rough
Az Emberi, Absinthe, Hymir, Do it!
-We are all just one failed saving throw away from someone else's fantasy...
Snarling I swing my club at R1
Attack 22 Dmg 8
Az Emberi leans back and howls then turns and runs over to r3
Absinthe charges R3 like a linebacker attempting to sack the opponents Quarterback. With his shoulder out he smashes into the back of R3.
Attack: 13 Damage: 4